Master Star

Hey guys. What's up? Is this the new shoutbox?

I SEENED YOU

Hey ya stinky vagflaps

You know how I know ur gay...

You might be my fave... ;)

Hondo's Con II: TX . . . You were a beautiful dream, if only that -- a dream.

Hey you made it to Baby Choker! Congrats!

Bring it on pussy-boy. :P

I will burn your club to the ground.

I am revising the name assigned me...I am infavor of Lady P. Funk...reference, George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic. That is all.

Hey douchebigelow, :p

Hey...Skyrim addict. This is your friend, saying Hello, come up for human interaction that does not involve a game.

Hope you can make it tonight! Kertins said she'd give you the info! Hope all is well. If I don't see you, take care!

Ooooh DMV, be kind.

I've fucked on like 7 bears today

Give yourself a blow job. ;)

ERR'BODY.

Bring me my daily baby to choke! /clap

Currently waiting for Panch. It's like waiting for Godot, except this Godot mows your lawn.

Bring me my daily baby to choke! /clap

Sex robot, sex robot.

LAST STATUS UPDATE OF 2010 WHAT UP

Custer keeps dropping me the -1s. Five times in one day. Oh, to be that petty. :p

Can you show me where it hurts?

has just found status updates. Is anyone even reading these?