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Iambaytor

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  1. So God of War 2 isn't next gen then?
  2. I hear the sequel is supposed to be unveiled at E3
  3. Nick you are officially Hondonian of the fucking year.
  4. This movie is going to be such shit, but I will undoubtedly own the special edition DVD.
  5. Yeah, I would have pegged you as the Hong Kong Christy, you may take that however you like. But I like the way you think, we could start a member group called the Hong Kong Hondonians. And speaking of Hong Kong knockoffs, who wants to buy a copy of Spider-Man 6 on DVD?
  6. Heh heh, Don's the Hong Kong me, that's awesome.
  7. Sweet, let's start the support group Skeet. I am confused, I know I'm Hong Kong Cougar, but who's everyone else?
  8. That's fine, I have a $40 DVD player, a $300 DVD player, and a PS2 all of which play DVDs, but none of which I can use with my $12 Goldstar TV because it has a VCR built into it.
  9. I don't know what you didn't understand, so I can't really explain it to you.
  10. You either A) Did so incredibly well that everyone is afraid to do one cause theirs pales in comparrison. or B) You're all a bunch of thin-skinned, no humor pansies who need to grow a pair of balls/ovaries and get your ass in there and put me in my place god dammit!
  11. This roast thing has taught me something, Fire Down Below is the only Hondonian with any balls. Seriously... you people are weak... WEAK! You call those things in there insults?
  12. Squirm and Hobgoblins were the best of all. Also the movie kicked the llama's ass.
  13. Wait do upcoming movies apply? Was this in the rules?
  14. Did I actually come up with one that no one could do?
  15. Yeah Leroy is the only other character I remembered him playing too, he will live on in my memory as that fucking retarted subplot in the Mexican that I hated.
  16. I came in late in the game on this one, just caught the end of season 5 and started on season 6 but I gotta say, I enjoy it immensely. James Gandolphini just isn't used enough in other things he's a great actor.
  17. Ennis' best work, that's right you heard me you Preacher whores. Don't get me wrong, Preacher was excellent, an incredibly awesome comic and I smile a little bit every time I think of it, but Preacher's message and meaning was right out in the open, what I really found good about Hitman was that it looked shallow but was surprisingly deep. That was why John McCrea's artwork is perfect for this because it looks cartoony yet realistic, Hitman poked fun at every stupid fucking trend DC threw out: Green Lantern Kyle Rayner, #1,000,000, Parallax, and let's not forget Lobo. But it had a cast of characters that could indeed rival Preacher's. Tommy was a class guy he was no Jesse Custer but he was definately one of the finest characters DC has ever had, one could not ask for a more loyal sidekick than Natt the Hat, Deborah Tiegal was not anywhere near Tulip O'Hare status but she was an incredibly hot and well thought out heroine tough and still weak in her own right, the cameos were all well done and with the exception of Green Lantern and Lobo, taken seriously. I once read a review on the internet that said Hitman was to Preacher what Tolkien's Hobbit was to Lord of the Rings, anyone who feels that way isn't looking deep enough into this comic to see what lies beneath, Garth knew what he was doing when he made this and I stand by my claim that this is his best series of all. This would translate to film in theory but it would hard to put in the balls-to-the-wall action and campy humor. Cause if there ain't no Baytor and Section 8 then it's just not Hitman.
  18. Matt Damon was in Dogma with Chris Rock, Chris Rock was in Beverly Hills Cop 2 with Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy was in Daddy Day Care with Steve Zahn, and Steve Zahn was in Employee of the Month with Matt Dillon. 50 Cent to Vincent Price.
  19. I put up a new comic on the Knoll... it's not new, I drew it a year ago but Sonny talked me into posting it. The ink is smeared, it was colored with a magic marker, my pendmanship leaves much to be desired, and I'm sure everyone's gonna say, "OMG! YOU RIPPED OFF BATMAN AND SIN CITY!" And I thought to myself, why should the Knollians/Knizzles be the only ones that get to punch me in the kidneys and call me a little girl, why not give the Hondonians a chance too, because I'm a glutton for punishment. Rather than posting all nine pages, I decided to just post the page where they're located rather than all 9 pages. So have fun calling me a loser and throwing rocks and shit at me. But just be sure to PM me the insults, or Jax will be screaming unintelligebly about the "spirit of blargh" or some shit like that. http://s25.photobucket.com/albums/c71/Iambaytor/Jersey/
  20. Born of Rob Zombie and Britney Spears The grace of Fred Astare, the funk of Edwin Star, the love makin skills of Chef, and the smell of a Taco Bell dumpster. He is... THE RELATIONSHIP ZOMBIE! Where the bitches at? ...yeah Red's a pussy, Lime is a fag. I'm outt hya! Zombie out! and he was never heard from again.
  21. I vote nobody, the best Preacher movie is NO Preacher movie.
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