MetalHeart Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 In the same vein as Fuck My Life, TFLN features texts submitted by various people with a fucked up or funny text message they received. I always find one that makes my laugh or go "what?!". So awesome! http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/ Also, they have a twitter! They update it daily, but don't overload your shit: http://twitter.com/TFLN (781): I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step (845): im poppin the ladies like they're bacne (616): Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up. (619): Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night(323): How mad was your dog? (979): Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina. (770): I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them (502): sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets (641): she has no idea who harrison ford is.(617): see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s (704): is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell? (503): The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe. (508): Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu(781): So you're taking me there this weekend? (508): oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food. (949): i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole. (650): we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA (303): woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night? Some to get you guys started Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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