Keth Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 (edited) from here Q: What’s the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? A: Santa Claus goes down the chimney. Q:What’s the best thing about having sex with 28-year olds? A: There’s 20 of them. Q: How do you get an one-armed Irishman down from a tree? A: Wave to him. Q: What do you call a barn filled with black people? A: Antique farm equipment. Q: Why don’t they teach drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Afghanistan? A: The camel would get too tired. Q: Why are trees so close in Harlem? A: Public transportation. Q. How is getting your girlfriend pregnant like locking your keys out of your car? A. The problem is easily solved with a coathanger. Q Whats the worst thing about a gang rape? A Being last. Q: What’s the hardest part of a cabbage to eat? A: The wheelchair Q:What’s the worst thing about 4 Muslim guys going off a cliff in an Escalade? A: Escalade can seat 6 Q: What’s see-through and lies in the gutter? A: A Pakistani with the shit kicked out of him Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two, one to hold the bulb and the other to drink til the room spins. Q: A fire-fighter was working on the 12th floor of the World Trade Center when it collapsed, what was the last thing to go through his head? A: The 13th floor. Q: Why do Jewish women like their men circumcised? A: They always want 20% off something. Q: How do we know what shampoo princess diana used? A: Because her head and shoulders was found all over the dash board. Q: Whats blue and fucks grannys? A: Hyperthermia Q: What do you call a black woman who has had 9 abortions? A: A Crime fighter A man enters a pharmacy and asks for birth control pills for his wife and his seven year-old daughter. The pharmacist is a little shocked and says, “Your seven year-old daughter is sexually active!” “No,” replies the man. “She just sort of lays there.” I used to be into sadism, necrophilia and bestiality. But I gave it up cos I always felt like I was flogging a dead horse. An Indian man dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. “Yes, how can I help?” asks St Peter. “I’m here to meet Jesus,” says the Indian man. St Peter looks over his shoulder and shouts, “Jesus, your cab is here!” Edited April 18, 2012 by axel_napalm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted April 26, 2012 Author Share Posted April 26, 2012 UH-OH...BUSSSSSTED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Damn that's awful ly hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thelogan Posted April 27, 2012 Author Share Posted April 27, 2012 These bally trallers must be stopped, wot wot. I'd hate to be a dustbin in Shaftsbury tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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the division of joy Posted July 14, 2012 Share Posted July 14, 2012 This thread makes me happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thelogan Posted August 3, 2012 Author Share Posted August 3, 2012 That one's subtle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Fucking linen cloth.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted August 3, 2012 Author Share Posted August 3, 2012 Easy farming though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted August 4, 2012 Share Posted August 4, 2012 That one's subtle. Took me a second but yes. Appreciate'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jumbie Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Took me a second but yes. Appreciate'd. I'm not getting it. Is it the bomb belt? Or is the SG logo the joke, because I don't know what that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 suicide girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 If it's about girls I don't have a clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrizzle Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 GodDAMMIT Jumbie, why you gotta take the piss out of gay jokes before I even have a chance to make them? You are a very inconsiderate homosexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 That's a lie! I always reach around and I always give you a chance to pull off before I come in your mouth., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrizzle Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Goddamn SIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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