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heh.. the time warp sucks... im with nick/simon pegg on this...

 

Foo Fighters - Watershed (B52's mock version) (some of the funniest shit i've ever heard)

 

Went to vancouver

Drove in the car

Two hour drive

Not really that far

 

Sure was a nice drive

It was kinda sunny

 

Isn't that funny?

 

Got to the hotel

Valet Parking man

Asked if he could park the car

I said sure you can

 

He took the keys

and started to drive away

 

he'll be back some day

 

Earlier that day

i stopped at dairy queen

IT WAS GREAT

 

had a chili dawg

i am such a hog

it was so tasty

my skin is so pasty

 

i sure like that meal

thats the way i feel

i actually had some fries

and i wore a disguise

 

i wore a mask,

and put some liquor in my flask

in the sun i will bask

 

the valet man

found a can

in the back of the truck

what the f..

 

he asked me if i wanted for him to dispose of the bag

i said sure, throw it away man

 

but what was most funny

about this peculiar little bunny

was the way he said it

 

he said "pardon me, can i dispose of your dairy queen bag"

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Megadeth - Dread and the fugitive mind

 

Let me introduce myself Im a social disease

Ive come for your wealth leave you on your knees

No time for feeling sorry, I got here on my own

I wont ask for mercy, I choose to walk alone

 

Whats yours is mine and whats mine is mine too

If you shake my hand better count your fingers

 

What if I do get caught? what if there is no judgment?

If Im right I lose nothing, if youre right I lose it all

I ought to get caught because Im doing something wicked

Im guilty haunted by my fear and the only consequences

Are dread and the fugitive mind

 

You built walls to protect you so no one will infect you

Pursued by those out there that vanish in thin air

Come a long way to find what you really left behind

You dont know when the end is but its coming fast

 

Whats yours is mine and whats mine is mine too

If you shake my hand better count your fingers

 

What if I do get caught? what if there is no judgment?

If Im right I lose nothing, if youre right I lose it all

I ought to get caught because Im doing something wicked

Im guilty haunted by my fear and the only consequences

Are dread and the fugitive mind

 

droogies....

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Qotsa- The fun Machine took a shit & Died.

 

Got guns

Do you wanna take aim at each other?

Scratch the itch? Give the finger?

Cause we don't care

 

Anyway

 

Got knives,

Have you seen 'em?

In your back's where we keep 'em

And your never gonna reach 'em

Now that sounds fair

 

Oh, this is bound to be good

You can't, but you thought that you could

 

How you like your position?

You ain't Robert Mitchum

You say you give & you give

Why don't you just give in?

 

Tra La La

 

Young, Dumb, Drinkin semen

Small pond kind of dreamin'

If you don't like the raft,

Why don't you take a swim?

 

Ooh, This is bound to be good

You can't, but you thought that You could

Ooh, How can you win?

Against yourself again

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I was alone

I was all by myself

No one was looking

I was thinking of you

Oh yeah did I mention

I was all by myself

All by myself

All by myself

All by myself

 

I went to your house

But no one was there

I went in your room

I was all by myself

You and me have

Such wonderful times

When I'm all by myself

All by myself

 

All by myself

All by myself

All by myself

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OhGr - Dog

 

I live it to the matter

want it to be better

I can only fake it

when I'm sitting naked

on the floor I wonder what I would be doing

if there weren't 4 walls

 

I'm sitting in the box and watching it all talk

and making all my minds up is it finally times up

no matter what the facts are it is anti matter

I'm waking up and blind

 

I'm feeling like a dog

 

I'm taking up the time now

watching all the balls burn

and I'm feeling high now oh and no connector

wanna go for walk now I just don't know what to

feeling like a dog

 

are you alone so

you can make it alone so you can make it alone

so you can make it all out

alone

 

the tourniquet around my neck is slowly tightening and I feel as if these things are coming in through all of those windows kept up nice and tight and feeling as if sound

 

I'm feeling like a dog

and it's getting me down

 

don't look at me like I am a dog on the ground

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