TulipO Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 So this one is ripped off from Napoleon Dynamite , but it's fucking hilarious. My "good friend" used it to pick me up "Are you drinking skim milk because you think you're fat? Cuz you could drink 2 percent or even whole if you wanted to." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 hah, yeah I loved that scene. it was so awkward. Ok, I have one that I've never used but I used to think it was kinda smooth. I came up with it maybe three years ago but anyways...here goes nothing: *warning: the following has not been tested and should probably never be used* "You must have been Hell-sent, because God would never allow me a vision of Heaven so soon." I think the cheesiest though, is from Night at the Roxbury: "Peeaaaooohh booooh peaaaaaooooh boooh." "What are you doing?" "That's the sound of the ambulance coming to take me away. Because the sight of you stopped my heart from beating." Oh are we supposed to do best? Don't pick up lines always fail anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted November 29, 2004 Author Share Posted November 29, 2004 HA! Yeah, they usually do. I think the only reason I got w/ my, umm "good friend," was because it was a Napoleon Dynamite quote, not the line itself. I always like the classic "Nice shoes...wanna fuck?" And the mellower, but equally funny and to the point: "So, you wanna go make out?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 "Nice shoes...wanna fuck?" That one's my favorite!!! me and my friend used to walk around and say "nice shoes" all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Pick up lines schmick up lines, all you need to get any girl you want is walk over to her, look her right in the eyes, and lick your eyebrows. Works ever time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 all you need to get any girl you want is walk over to her, look her right in the eyes, and lick your eyebrows Now I'm pretty freaked out. Corny one: Me: 10 Tonne polar bear Her: What? Me: Well it broke the ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 I failed this class back in high school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 other classics: "baby, your feet tired? cause you been runnin' through my mind all day." "When they made the alphabet, the shoulda put U and I together." and such...me and an old buddy used to have competitions at social places for who'd run the worst line, straight-faced, on the hottest chick. My personal fave was the ever-present: "You have any irish in you? Would you like some?" ...which at least left you with a "pssh" at worst, a wink and a smile at best. Then m'boy - who was haitian - ran that one and got slapped. No lie. I think this kinda shit should be in sociology classes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Again, classics, but I don't think these will work: "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" "Hey, my buddy over there wants to know what you think of me..." "If I told you, you had a great body, would you hold it against me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 God bless the momma that made you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 i don't think i've ever had someone try to pick me up using a cheesy pick up line. most guys will just tell me that my eyes are pretty or something like that to try to start talking to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 What about the classic: "Did it hurt?" "What?" "Did it hurt when you feel from heaven." And you've got balls if you can pull off this Quagmire classic: Walk up between two girls and say "I don't want to come between you two...or do I?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted December 1, 2004 Author Share Posted December 1, 2004 HA! This shit is funny. I also always liked "That outfit looks great on you, but you know how it could look better? Crumpled up on my bedroom floor." AND "That shirt's very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too." And lets not forget: "Hey do you want to go get breakfast tomorrow morning? Yeah? Should I call you or nudge you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted December 1, 2004 Share Posted December 1, 2004 You forgot this Quagmire one: "Hey, how old are you?" "16" "18? You're first." "Mom!" "I like where this is goin'. Allllright!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 My cousin used to go up to girls in clubs and declare that: "I'm great at sex" Never worked, but boy was it great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted December 4, 2004 Share Posted December 4, 2004 I like your pants.... I'd like them better if they were on my bedroom floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted December 5, 2004 Author Share Posted December 5, 2004 You forgot this Quagmire one: "Hey, how old are you?" "16" "18? You're first." "Mom!" "I like where this is goin'. Allllright!" Th-that's fucked up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted December 5, 2004 Share Posted December 5, 2004 Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted December 6, 2004 Share Posted December 6, 2004 How about we rearange the alphabet and put U and I together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted December 7, 2004 Share Posted December 7, 2004 I think we did that one.. Ode to A Night At the Roxberry... "Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 Guy: You must be insert obviously not her Nationality here? Girl: No. Guy: Would you like to have insert nationality mentioned above in you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 All I have to do is walk up and say..."Hi." Then they leave after the next minute of silence and staring... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted December 10, 2004 Share Posted December 10, 2004 A few more: Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's. Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed? An Alan Partridge classic: "Bet she was first in line when God was handing out chests. Ooooh Sex." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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