Keth Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Classic Romero zombie rules apply. An unknown plague has infected humanity and your last defense is to gather a ragtag team of fictional heroes to fight the undead menace. Not including yourself what 5 fictional characters would you ask to join your zombie squad? My 5 are wolverine, the punisher, ash(evil dead), the bride(kill bill), and the predator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maldron Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 What would happen to wolverine after he slaughtered zombies and then retracted his claws? Wouldn't that infect him? Or is his mutant regeneration stronger than unknown zombie plague? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted May 3, 2009 Author Share Posted May 3, 2009 id say the regeneration rejects it. none of that marvel zombies stuffscratch that. everyone is susceptible. skills-wise, what team would work bestscratch that. everyone is susceptible. skills -wise, what team would work best...... i fucked up that last post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dag Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Perhaps this is cheating but . . . The Silver Surfer (the only guy you really need), Richard Reed from the Fantastic Four, Cameron (Terminator) from the Sarah Connor, future John Connor (Leader of the Resistance), and Xavier from the X-men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 Is Xavier able to control zombie minds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted May 3, 2009 Author Share Posted May 3, 2009 Is Xavier able to control zombie minds? i wouldnt think cause zombies have no real conscientious and run on instinct..... unless you count the vague memories as the zombie's conscience. and there is no cheating. use whoever you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 3, 2009 Share Posted May 3, 2009 -Ash Williams (Evil Dead) -Burt Gummer (Tremors) -Reggie (Phantasm) -Robocop -Gordon Freeman (Half-Life) If they can't survive, no one can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 5 scanners. end game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 5 scanners. end game. Why 5 of them? Micahel Ironside on his own could handle it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Classic Romero zombie rules apply. An unknown plague has infected humanity and your last defense is to gather a ragtag team of fictional heroes to fight the undead menace. Not including yourself what 5 fictional characters would you ask to join your zombie squad? My 5 are wolverine, the punisher, ash(evil dead), the bride(kill bill), and the predator. someone has been using the "living social" app on facebook. the 5 characters i picked on my fb page are: John Rambo T-800 (Terminator 2) Batman Chuck Norris Shaun from Shaun of the Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 -Robocop (cuz unless you gnaw his lips, you cant get to his body) -Tank Girl (cuz shes in a fuckin' tank... and cuz its slightly funny) -Deadpool (cuz apparently you can't fuckin' kill him) -Casey Ryback (cuz he can cook too) -The Punisher (cuz hes the fuckin' Punisher) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 someone has been using the "living social" app on facebook. Man, when I picked the five things to have in the effect of a zombie attack, I choose Zombie Survival Guide, Telekinesis, impenetrable skin, zombie immunity and the Swedish bikini team. I feel I was better prepared than everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Man, when I picked the five things to have in the effect of a zombie attack, I choose Zombie Survival Guide, Telekinesis, impenetrable skin, zombie immunity and the Swedish bikini team. I feel I was better prepared than everyone else. yeah, but wouldn't the bikini team be at the risk of being zombified? and if you're gonna go all out on it why not have a magic elf potion that turns your semen into a potent zombie repelnet, which of courset lasts for only 24 hours, thus ensuring the bikini team return habitually for a slathering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 There's a scary kind of brilliance there. My five: Macguyver Snake Eyes River Tam Clive Owen from The Hire Rush Limbaugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 There's a scary kind of brilliance there. My five: Macguyver Snake Eyes River Tam Clive Owen from The Hire Rush Limbaugh Rush Limbaugh? To use as zombie bait, right? But they eat brains; he'd be useless in that position. Ah well. Mine, for now: Ash from the Evil Dead series Johnny 5 (when he still had his frickin' laser) River Tam (an excellent choice) Alice from Resident Evil Dr. John Henry Irons, aka Steel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Rush Limbaugh? To use as zombie bait, right? Yes. Every good zombie team needs somebody that you can trip while running to distract the undead hordes. And of all the famous people I dislike, I think Rush would take the longest to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Yes. Every good zombie team needs somebody that you can trip while running to distract the undead hordes. And of all the famous people I dislike, I think Rush would take the longest to eat. LImbaugh zombie! Frighrening thought. Marvel should do a cover for it though. However, I'd pick Ralphie May if we're going for zombie bait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Man, when I picked the five things to have in the effect of a zombie attack, I choose Zombie Survival Guide, Telekinesis, impenetrable skin, zombie immunity and the Swedish bikini team. I feel I was better prepared than everyone else. Wait, we can pick things? Fine, I'll take a sprayer (for reference), an M-60, the entire back of that vehicle's worth of shells, a 50-gallon drum of redbull, and a CD of nothing but Rush songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Wait, we can pick things? Fine, I'll take a sprayer (for reference), an M-60, the entire back of that vehicle's worth of shells, a 50-gallon drum of redbull, and a CD of nothing but Rush songs. Perhaps we should have a zombie attack ultimate equipment list thread. I'd want a secure building, a harpoon gun mounted on the roof, plenty of food and water, a machete, and a really good book to last me. This may take a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 A harpoon gun? What do you hope to accomplish with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Hook one, reel it in, destroy it. Lather, rinse repeat. Removes their advantage of numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Hook one, reel it in, destroy it. Lather, rinse repeat. Removes their advantage of numbers. You're going to die of exhaustion or monotony, one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Maybe. But kill enough each day, and eventually it'll be safe enough to forage for supplies, and maybe adapt your strategy to be quicker. In the meantime, with only a few items to choose from it works (and it minimizes the possibility of getting infected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Well, have fun killing the entire population of your county (and possibly the state of Texas) one at a time in the most long/ardous form of killing I can think of (other than beating someone to death with a whiffle bat). Meanwhile I'll be exiting the warrior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 And increasing your chances of becoming one of the undead horde. You can run out of bullets. Not so with a machete (and the harpoon is retrievable). *shrugs* To each their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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