FireDownBelow Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 To inject some facts...they're cheaper than sheep and you can actually harvest their fur for yarn an stuff. I knew a chick who made sweaters outta the stuff. Sides, it is hilarious. Like hose things from Critters or a cartoon character brought to life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Read an article about them a while back. Besides being useful for harvesting their fur, their manure's rather good for fertilizer, if I recall correctly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 lookin over the recent events between jumbie an ly, im just wondering how much jumbie would love it if ly suggested kissing and making up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 (edited) Had that dream again, huh? The one where you're anything but the balding, impotent, ineffectual prick we all know and loathe? Ineffectual? I was pretty fucking *e-ffectual* when I stopped your mother from ripping you outta her womb with a coathanger. If I'da known what an ungrateful, snotnosed, little, shitprick you'd turn out to be, I'd 'ave just let her finish the bottle o' vodka she was using to dull her pain so she could stab you to death. Oh, didn't know about that, didja? Why do you think your head's so lumpy? Now I got Satan's seed living under my roof... Well, lemme tell you something, 'sonny'. I pay the rent in this mother-fucker and that means you live by my rules. If you don't like it, you can get the fuck out the door. or start paying me rent - Edited December 1, 2006 by Jumbie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDownBelow Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Wow, that sounds oddly like a conversation I had with my father once... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Lies! you weren't even with my mother when she was having me, stepdad. And as for rent, I wonder how much I could get for that video I've acquired of you fucking the neighbor's dog? Not to mention the one with the underage poolboy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Your mother was a pregnant teenage runaway when I met her. What'd she tell you? that your dad got killed in a training accident in Guatemala while he was with the airforce? Hah! You're old enough to know the truth now,you little pussy fart. SHe got knocked up by her own dad and I took her in, like a Good Samaritian. After you were born, I didn't even care about all that, as long as your mom gave me half of what she made selling her ass down at the truckstop, I treated you like a son. Hell, I buy all the best clothes at the Salvation Army store for you! As for Eduardo, you leave him alone. Love don't care about age. Um, I mean, he was choking on a chicken bone and I was giving him the Heimlich. and that dog was a whore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Pah! More lies! Why should I believe anything you have to say?! She's no whore, you are, you cum-guzzling-gutter-slut! As for age, love may not care, but those interested in enforcing age of consent might. I'd love to see what the neighbor has to say about the dog, being a recently retired Green Beret... Wow, that sounds oddly like a conversation I had with my father once... What, all this so far?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 (edited) Green Beret? The only thing green about him is the slimy shit he leaves on our driveway every night when he staggers home drunk. Wait a minnit! Is that why you're being such a dick? Cuz I make you clean that up every morning? Well, fuck, kid, you oughtta thank me. Havin chores to do helps a lazy-ass kid like you build character. And you report me for that Heimlich all you want. Sheriff Skeeter's your Mom's most loyal customer. Hell, every Wednesday when she tells you she's going to church bingo? She's really down at the stationhouse doing her bit to lift officer morale. You go blabbing to him and he'll get you a week in a juvie psych ward ...then you can find out all about underage love for yourself. - Edited December 1, 2006 by Jumbie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 you two wanna get a room any time soon? now i know what its like when me and 2t go at it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDownBelow Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Actually, I meant the bit about paying rent and blah blah blah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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the division of joy Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 i just lost a friend because i appearently find faults in what she says too much.... what does she expect when she thinks all of todays media is one big conspiracy.... and that we're all living in someone elses dream.... fuckin descartese's wet dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireDownBelow Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 My inbox is always empty and my anwering machine light never blinks anymore. I've isolated myself because of my love for yarn and naps. Pffft. Pathetic. Randomness: What I cut and pasted last! He got a bat house from his mother, a couple of things for his rifle from me, and a die cast Boba Fett. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 i honestly wonder.... does that spammer dude have Any life... he seems perfectly content giving cuntlog left right and center here.... fuckin loser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 you two wanna get a room any time soon? now i know what its like when me and 2t go at it... You lookin to make this a threeway, bitch?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 Jumbie never ceases an opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 ceases or seizes? not being a grammar/ spelling/ usage nazi... but it does change the meaning of what you said a bit depending on which one you meant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 And, Ly, I've decided that it's silly for us to fight like this. You're not a bad kid at all. I'm sorry. What say you and me grab a coupla beers in the back yard? You can call me 'dad', 'step-dad', whatever... it doesn't matter, I just want us to be friends. Heck, next weekend I' take you on a fishing trip. And here's 50 bucks to spend on whatever you want. and me being nice to you has nothing to do with this article I just read... Teen alleges abuse at samurai slaying trialPOSTED: 3:35 p.m. EST, December 1, 2006 RIVERHEAD, New York (AP) -- A teenager accused of killing his stepfather with a samurai sword lied, either when he confessed to police or when he testified that his mother was the real killer, a prosecutor contended Friday. "You want to tell this jury you're a pretty convincing liar?" prosecutor John Scott Prudenti asked Zachary Gibian at the teen's murder trial. Gibian stunned a hushed courtroom Thursday when he claimed the victim, retired New York City police officer Scott Nager, had been sexually and psychologically abusing him for years. He said he only admitted to the killing to protect his mother, Laura Nager. (Watch the defense blame the teen's mother ) Gibian, who turns 20 on Monday, repeated Friday that he confessed only after detectives told him he would likely serve a prison term of five to seven years if he admitted the murder and saved his mother from prosecution. He said the detectives coached him to be convincing on the video. "I was trying to protect my mother," Gibian repeatedly told Prudenti on a blistering cross-examination. Laura Nager, who has multiple sclerosis, has insisted through her attorney that she did not kill her husband. She hasn't been charged in the killing and hasn't attended her son's trial. Gibian said Thursday that his mother learned of the alleged sex abuse last year when she walked in on her husband and son in the boy's bedroom the night before the killing. Gibian said that when his parents began to argue about the sexual encounter, he left and spent the night at a friend's house, returning the next morning to find the gruesome scene in his living room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senshik Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 cease - stop. Jumbie never stops an opportunity. -_- Am i wrong.... about hte grammer...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 why would anyone want one of them... they're just disgusting... But they fry up reeeeeeeal nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 2, 2006 Author Share Posted December 2, 2006 "America" by the Duke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 2, 2006 Author Share Posted December 2, 2006 im with LL: they might not have feet. i do look at them and wonder wehre their body starts, tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 Am i wrong.... about hte grammer...? Probably. Cuz I'm still trying to figure out what you meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 where's that reason.com sig. I enjoyed that sig. It made me go to the site and check it out (I enjoyed it). Now I keep forgetting. You sold out, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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