Ganny McVagflaps Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Forty Ouncers are the goods. Nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athena Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 :ill: Is it possible to e-vomit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted July 31, 2003 Share Posted July 31, 2003 There was a middle-aged guy who bought a brand new Mercedes convertible SLC. He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph. and enjoyed the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought and floored it some more. Â He looked in his rear view mirror and there was a Florida Highway Patrol Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Â Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up with him. Â The Trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir, "he said looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding, that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." Â The man looked back at the Trooper and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back. Â "The State Trooper said, "Have a nice day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 31, 2003 Author Share Posted July 31, 2003 "I'm lit, and I dont care what no one thinks... but where the fuck is the waitress at wif my drinks!? The owner's already pissed, cause we sorta late, but our time & our clothes gots to cordinate... Most girls lookin right, some lookin a mess, thats why they spillin drinks all over ya dress but Louis Vitton bras all over ya breasts got me wantin to put hickeys all over ya chest..." Â lyrical genuis Ludacris, "Stand Up" :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 You all have seen the shows, you all have hummed their opening jingle...now you can download it. Â http://www.telesearch.org/themesonline/index.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 1, 2003 Author Share Posted August 1, 2003 "Some days wouldn't be special, if it wasn't for rain Joy wouldn't feel so good, if it wasn't for pain Death gotta be easy, 'cause life is hard It'll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred... Â Many men, many, many, many, many men....Wish death upon me Lord, I don't cry no more Don't look to the sky no more... Have mercy on me; Have mercy on my soul Somewhere my heart turned cold...have mercy on me" Â - 50 Cent "Many Men (wish death)", you'll hear it all over the radio soon i imagine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Car 54 where are youuuuuuu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 WELCOME TO DRUNKEN DEITIES!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 1.94% of total forum posts. Sound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 I know you really want the asian girl back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Keep in touch my bollix dave!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted August 2, 2003 Share Posted August 2, 2003 Why is it that guys forget but never forgive and girls forgive but never forget? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 3, 2003 Author Share Posted August 3, 2003 You know, the other night, i had somethin really clever to say here, but i didnt want to post and dethrone chief's asian chick.....dammit people, lets stay on this page for a lil while, least you could do since Spiffy gay'd up that other thread in general with pretty boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkerSeed Posted August 3, 2003 Share Posted August 3, 2003 movin movin movin... be back on the board when I'm settled in Orlando, for now.... uh, stay the fuck away from Spy kids 3d and take the little ones to see "Whale rider" instead. Â this message was brought to you by the foundation for better movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 4, 2003 Author Share Posted August 4, 2003 sometimes...i just go lookin for a fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted August 4, 2003 Share Posted August 4, 2003 Sometimes you just gotta put your foot down and pray that it turns out right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 5, 2003 Author Share Posted August 5, 2003 "If...anybody wants to make it work, it's me... Â but we gotta come to a common ground, baby..." - Q-Tip, prophet of a Tribe Called Quest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 No matter how good she looks some guy is tired of her shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 I miss living alone!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted August 5, 2003 Share Posted August 5, 2003 I miss the freshness of a new found love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athena Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 All I see is boobies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 6, 2003 Author Share Posted August 6, 2003 So, on my break, i looked to the sky, and thought, "what if this is truly as good as it gets"? I mean, i figure....goddammit Kat, now im thinkin of boobies too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 ABC's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Well, now I am free. And now that I am free, I must remember that with freedom, comes responsiblity (much like power i suppose). Responsibility. The responsiblity not to let your mind slip into the dark void of paraniod anxiety. Not to slide into madness and the explorations of a world gone macabre from loniliness and isolation. Not to stop and take a look inside yourself, only to see a deep hollow vancant inky blackness that has spent your whole life consuming you unaware, driving from you any memory you had of love, joy or warmth. It's a slippery slope my friends. Keep busy, or kiss your sanity good bye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spongebob Posted August 7, 2003 Share Posted August 7, 2003 BOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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