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more statistics no one ever asked to see...

 

So today i made the mistake of running a full search, to see what word strings got anyone to find this place, even if it was just one guy. What i found, was....well, i mean, it is the fucking internet and all.

Just picture this: next time youre posting, and there's like 8-10 guests, at least one of them has their pants around their ankles, one hand on the mouse, and its no more than 30-120 seconds away from full dissapointment (by our average voyeur's stay, via search engines).

 

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i love how between all the filth, there's random lyrics, comics, a few message board-like quotes, and i think that's me searching for hondosbar.com those times.

 

ps 2.1% of those people bookmarked us, that's pretty cool.

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Daddyuwarbash

 

empire sews the seed of hate

we remove ourselves

passing flames inspires ugly traits

 

sanitize

creepy ills to keep the fear in line

is it wrong to let the liar lie

 

creepy ills to keep the fears in line

more acquired is disease the souls state

I am a god I am a faceless warrior

 

lost leaders wins the glorious

growing stocks of used up people

life is twisting all the words to shun

 

life worth less than corporate rape

empire takes control of fate

I am dying I am dying

 

is it wrong to call a spade a spade

popping pills will ease the daily pain

bombing peace back up into the stoned state

 

I am not living here

I have got much left to fear

in the place of safety I am fortunate to be alive

 

with all these distant rich things around me

I am left to realize

its not the blood in me

it's not the hate

it's just the simple things that I relish

 

I am a god I am a face less warrior

we remove ourselves

from the war

looking from a distance

sanitized

wash your hands an feel it

the dirt is down the drain.

 

enough.

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baby britain feels the best

floating over a sea of vodka

separated from the rest

fights problems with bigger problems

 

sees the ocean fall and rise

counts the waves that somehow didn't hit her

water pouring from her eyes

alcoholic and very bitter

 

for someone half as smart you'd be a work of art

you put yourself apart

and i can't help until you start

 

we knocked another couple back

the dead soldiers lined up on the table

still prepared for an attack

they didn't know they'd been disabled

 

felt a wave a rush of blood

you won't be happy 'til the bottle's broken

and you're out swimming in the flood

you kept back you kept unspoken

 

for someone half as smart you'd be a work of art

you put yourself apart

and i can't help until you start

you got a look in your eye

when you're saying goodbye

like you wanna say hi

 

the light was on but it was dim

revolver's been turned over

and now it's ready once again

the radio was playing "crimson and clover"

 

london bridge is safe and sound

no matter what you keep repeating

nothing's gonna drag me down

to a death that's not worth cheating

 

for someone half as smart you'd be a work of art

you put yourself apart

and i can't help until you start

for someone half as smart you'd be a work of art

you put yourself apart

Edited by MetalHeart
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Ve will exterminate the jews.

Just to clarify, this is how it went:

 

TV: ...and after the break, Kevin Costner in our afternoon movie Field of Dreams.

Me: Hey, a bit of Hot Costner on telly, you should post it up on Blargh.

Jont: Ok what do you want me to type? Dictate.

Me: Ve vill exterminate the Jews!

 

First thing that came into my head. And Jont, being the Jont he is, posted it up.

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