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FACT: X-Factor is the best book you are not reading.

 

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Everything else you know is lies. Except that IC LOOOOOOOOVVVVEEEES NextMen and says that's the best book you are not reading. Oh but he is and he'll tell ya so:

 

FACT: NextMen is the best book you are not reading.

 

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Everything else you know is lies. Except that 2track shaves his balls with a Mac3 'cause he looooves that smooth feeling he gets after the fact. Yes, we all know that Mac3s are known for leaving little annoying bits of hair, but that's why God invented tweezers. Jesus people. Man up and tweeze that shit. Tweeze like you've never twozen before.

 

That is all.

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damn you, Joe Mad, you better not fuck up my Ultimates.

 

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As requested here's Battle Chasers from Cliffhanger. Created, co-written and illustrated by Joe Madureira Battle Chasers was one of the most popular comics in the late 1990s, but suffered from extreme lateness, with an average of about half a year between issues. The last issue, #9, was published in September 2001 and had a cliffhanger-ending that never was concluded, as #10 (scheduled for November 2001) was never released and Joe Madureira left the comic industry to pursue a career as a video game designer. Madureira has stated that Battle Chasers is "one of those things that I think about every once in a while, and not having finished it bums me out... I would love to do it at some point, but it would be very far out." We live in hope!

 

:sad: stoopid fire blocking red monika's perfectly physics-respecting teets

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SHE'S YOUR COCAINE,

she's got you shaving your legs

you can suck anything

but you know you wanna be me

put on your makeup boy

you're your favourite stranger

and we all like to watch

so shimmy once and do it again

bring your sister if you can't handle it

she says you control it

then she says you don't control it

then she says you're controlling

the way she makes you crawl

 

she's your cocaine

your exodus laughing

and she knows what you are

so shimmy once

and do it again

bring your sister

bring your sister

if you can't handle it

 

if you want me to

boy i could lie to you

you don't need one of these to let me inside of you

and is it true that devils end up like you

do something safe for the picture frame

and is it true that devils end up like you

so tied up you don't know how she came

 

she's your cocaine

she's got you shaving your legs

she got you liking mine back

got me taking it in

getting mine back

i'm taking my easel

and i'm writing good checks

you sign prince of darkness

try squire of dimness

please don't help me with this

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