CjDucky Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 ::bows down and offeres a wide variety of big breasted asian virgins and kittens to the Hondo gods in hopes they are appreased:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I wish Wikipedia was around when Iwas in high school. I could have used this line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MusicManiac Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 wOOt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 The politics forum won't let me attach, so I will attach here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 10, 2006 Author Share Posted September 10, 2006 one of the absolute shittiest feeling i think ive had was being in my early 20's and feeling like my best days were behind me. next january puts me 2 years away from 30, and its like when i was a kid: the duke, eastwood, wolverine, alla cool guys were in their 30s and they had it together and knew what to say, what to do, to make shit happen. Im still hyped about reaching that point. ive been full of shit for much of my 20's anyway. Â now, when your body starts fighting you around 40, im sure that's not as cool. anyway, shits only been getting better since 2005, and '07 is gonna be my year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 10, 2006 Author Share Posted September 10, 2006 I just wanted to say that Kertin's owns me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 (edited) Funny Funny Bastard! Lewis Black is easily one of the best in current stand up comedy... Can't wait for his show when it comes to Emerson... Â Â Â Â Â These guys believe that a 350 billion dollar tax cut will stimulate the economy, and they are full of shit. Because they don't know what stimulates the economy. The economy goes up, it goes down, it goes up, it goes down, it goes up, it goes down, nobody knows why the fuck it happens. And I know this because I took economics, and I'd explain it to yea'... but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolute nothing that you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. Â On the plane was a Time magazine and there was a 30 page article on diabetes, and I read every page. By the time that plane landed, I had diabetes. Â Â Tour - Black Sep 9 2006 - Casino Rama - Orillia, ON Sep 10 2006 - SUNY - Oneonta, NY Sep 15 2006 - Boston Comedy Festival - Boston, MA (http://www.bostoncomedyfestival.com/) Sep 16 2006 - Boston Comedy Festival - Boston, MA Sep 17 2006 - Providence Performing Arts Center- Providence, RI Sep 24 2006 - Kiva Auditorium - Albuquerque, NM Sep 26 - Oct 3 2006 - MGM Grand Hollywood Theater - Las Vegas, NV Oct 6 2006 - Bucknell University - Lewisburg, PA Oct 7 2006 - Widener University - Chester, PA Oct 8 2006 - Wilkes University - Wilkes-Barre, PA Oct 12 2006 - Yale University - New Haven, CT Oct 13 2006 - Massey Hall - Toronto Oct 15 2006 - National Arts Opera Hall - Ottawa Oct 26 2006 - Louisville Palace - Louisville, KY Oct 27 2006 - University of Alabama - Birmingham - Alys Stephens Center - Birmingham, AL Oct 28 2006 - The Tabernacle - Atlanta, GA Nov 2 2006 - Landmark Theater - Syracuse, NY Nov 3 2006 - Auditorium Theater - Rochester, NY Nov 4 2006 - State Theater - Ithaca, NY Nov 5 2006 - Palace Theater - Albany, NY Nov 6 2006 - University of Connecticut - Storrs, CT Nov 9 2006 - Community Arts Center - Williamsport, PA Nov 10 2006 - Stamford Center for the Arts - Stamford, CT Nov 11 2006 - Patriots Theater at the War Memorial - Trenton, NJ Nov 12 2006 - Grand Opera House - Wilmington, DE Nov 16 2006 - Fantasy Springs - Indio, CA Nov 17 2006 - Pechanga Casino - Temcula, CA Nov 18 2006 - Caesars Palace - Comic Relief - Las Vegas, NV (http://www.comicrelief.org/) Nov 21 2006 - Neal S. Blaisdell Center - Honolulu, HI Nov 25 2006 - Maui Arts and Cultural Center - Kahului, HI Dec 9 2006 - Rosemont Theater - Rosemont, IL Dec 28 2006 - Barbara Mann Performing Arts Center - Fort Meyers, FL Dec 29 2006 - Hard Rock Live - Orlando, FL Dec 30 2006 - Ruth Eckerd Hall - Clearwater, FL Dec 31 2006 - Broward Center for Performing Arts - Fort Lauderdale, FL Feb 17-18 2007 - UNC Comedy Festival - Chapel Hill, NC Feb 22-23 2007 - City Center - New York, NY Jun 23 2007 - Paramount Theater - Seattle, WA Edited September 10, 2006 by MusicManiac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 11, 2006 Author Share Posted September 11, 2006 my current desktop: Â Â we should make that a thread again, just to showcase Finch's badass art. you know, he & huston have me so hyped after 4 issues of this seires, that i just downloaded the whole fucking run from back in the day, all 3 volumes. That's right, 1.2 gigs of Moon Knight, and im gonna read the better parts of it before MegaCon sos i can know what im talking about when i go kiss Finch's ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 Watched the Shatner Roast earlier (Yeah I know! Finally! gah) and hahahaaaaaaaa fucking amazing. Love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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defgoddess Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 what in the fuck... Â yea it's still there. holy fuck scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 what in the fuck... yea it's still there. holy fuck scary.  What is there/scary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I'm sure this shit is going to be the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 3000 - three thousand, about fucking time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jont Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 Â Dude, you are humping a grave stone! Let it go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 13, 2006 Author Share Posted September 13, 2006 the real reason Marvel made their MAX imprint: Â Â jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 I haven't heard a whole lot from Julian and Sean (which I am quickly going to remedy), but from what Ii have heard, Julian has the better sound and talent. Also, if we're going to compare who sounds and looks most like their father, I would say Julian. His voice is more whole and not as timid or faltered, like Seans is... yet Julian is seems to be the more underrated of the two, and Sean gets more exposure. Personally, he's just not that great. Sorry man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted September 13, 2006 Share Posted September 13, 2006 tempting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MusicManiac Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CjDucky Posted September 14, 2006 Share Posted September 14, 2006 God.... i love sex during the work day....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Â God.... i love sex during the work day....... Â Â Â ...w-with who? a-at work??? Â Holy Sheet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CjDucky Posted September 15, 2006 Share Posted September 15, 2006 Â ...w-with who? a-at work??? Â Holy Sheet! Â ::Laughs:: I said during the work day.. not AT work.. and with my wife of course.. i only live 5 mins from the house.. i was horny.. i went home.. got some.. went back to work.. was comatose the rest of the afternoon. It was fantastic. Although... at work would be even hotter...thanks for the idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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