King of Snake

Wayne's World

I believe the controls to be the same, just with a few new functions like duck or 'jump out of moving vehicle'! As for trading in GTA3, I wouldn't, I wanna keep both!

A River Runs Through It

Jackass? Kick ass!

Heh, today's was quite good! :approve:

'Singin' don't worry....be happy!' :emotions: Hello? Help me please, the sound of crickets chirping is like water torture in here by now, does anyone know the file size?! See if I knew it was too big to download I could try and organise postage of a disc, and of course if it's small enough to download then I'd be able to play the game and make a copy for MLB! C'mon people!!

Probably, seems a bit much I feel.

Why can't I find Lone Wolf and Cub vol 16, I have the rest of 1-24!!

Pretty cool, for my shame I haven't seen Clerks yet, but the gags speak for themselves. :approve:

Hey MLB, did you see Idlewild are doing a headline tour after the Coldplay (bleh) support tour, they're playing Nottingham Rock City on Dec 11th.

The Sept 11th (I hate the jingoistic 9/11, especially cos you crazy americans reverse the date, over here that's Nov 9th) strip was quite good, I like the way you moved away from talking about the event and more about how it made you stronger. The only criticism is it seems a bit like media-inspired jingoism at times. PS: Sorry if this seems in bad taste, it's just my penchant for black humour, but the comment about the human spirit...I think if you fly a plane into a person, they'll topple!

If you find a good icon I can change it for ya, I'd use this: but it doesn't size down well being small enough as it is... I still like the warning sign though, their only beef is that they don't have their own up yet.

Me neither and I already have it! Who do I have to PM to find out that file size?! :(

Actually no! That last one of mine was the 20,000th post! Finally got me one, both Preacher's and here, I'd gone on the forum with it already at 10,002! Plus this page we can escape the tyranny of BigChiefSlapaho, FREEEEEDDDOOOMMM!!

Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 19999!

Ssssh! You'll confuse the Americans with the s-word... More info: - Second confirmed voice actor is Luis Guzman of such films as Carlito's Way, Out of Sight ("Fake legs?!") and Boogie Nights to name a few. - As mentioned you can shoot out tyres, but you can also shoot people in their cars thru the window. - In addition when in cars you can also shoot forwards now. - The car damage model has been improved, hit a car with a bat and the bonnet crumples, shoot thru a window and the glass spiderwebs around the bullethole! First confirmed guns: - Uzi - Mac 10 - Ruger - M60 - Sniper Rifle - Colt Python

Or as a compromise just have 'SacredCow' and 'FirstLady'? :mmm:

Warnings? PAH! This'd better be good, I'm slowing down my PC all night to see this shit...

Transoceanic confusion for me I'm afraid... ???

Aw c'mon, just cos 'First Lady' and 'Sacred Cow' are two words, surely they're short enough to be admissable? And SoF, glad you like the crosshairs, they'll go well with Mercenary. :approve:

Kewl!!

Eeyore: 'First Lady' sounds cool, you should go with that and the martini's. Jax: Well you got your Sacred Cow and your gif, you're on board now. :approve: SoF: Here's your crosshairs:

Update: The first 9 confirmed tracks: Flock of Seagulls - I Ran Laura Brannigan - Self Control Judas Priest - You've Got Another Think Coming Hall And Oates - Do It For Love Blondie - Atomic Grandmaster Flash - The Message Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Starting Something Cutting Crew - I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight Kool And The Gang - Summer Madness Confirmed melee weapons: Machete Screwdriver Baseball bat Hammer Meat cleaver Knife Katana AI update: - Citizens will now jog, read papers, sunbathe, sit on benches and rollerblade. They chat, ask for change, argue, flirt, fight and swear. - Sometimes you'll hear sirens and wonder what you did...the cops'll be busy chasing other criminals and gangs. And finally here's the pic to make you salivate even more!!:

"From the decade of big hair, excess and pastel suits comes a story of one man's rise to the top of the criminal pile. Vice City is a huge urban sprawl ranging from the beach to the swamps and the glitz to the ghetto and is the most varied, complete and alive digital city ever created. Combining non-linear gameplay with a character-driven narrative, you arrive in a town brimming with delights and degradation and are given the opportunity to take it over as you choose. Pop stars, real-estate developers, politicians, trailer trash: everyone is moving to Vice City to find out what makes it the number one growth city in America. But, as you'll quickly find out, trust is still the rarest of commodities. Vice City offers vehicular pleasures to suit every taste. For the speed enthusiast, there are high-performance cars and motorbikes. For the sportsman, a powerboat or a golf buggy lets you enjoy the great outdoors. For those that need that sense of freedom and escape, why not charter a helicopter and see the beauty of Vice City from the air? As the party capital of America, you would expect your ears to be seduced by a host of sultry melodies and pumping beats, but you'll be amazed as you sweep the through Vice City's FM dial. Tune into some driving rock, some crucial electro or maybe you want to slow down with some sweet soul--and there'll always be some great romantic anthems if you want to really take your mind off things. For the action man or the outdoors type, there're tons of fun things to do and adventures to be had. For the secretive or creepy type, Vice City is full of surprises; a place where you'll constantly be surprised by the vivacious, fun-loving types who live there and the things you can discover." - Rockstar Games Some facts: - - - - - - - - - - - GTA3 - - - - - - Vice City Weapons - - - - - 15 - - - - - - - - - 40 Vehicles - - - - - - 50 - - - - - - - - 120 Hrs of Music- - - 3.5 hours - - - - 9 hours Voice-overs - - - 2000 - - - - - - - 8000 - You can now enter buildings - Auto-targetting and instant lock-on - Features martial arts moves - Motorbikes are included, as are golf-carts! - Improved police and citizen AI - All inhabitants are fully skinned and more varied - You can duck for cover behind benches and walls - Tyres can be shot out - Pizza delivery mini-game included - Twice the size of Liberty City, and all accessible from the start - Voice-acting from over 20 Hollywood actors, with the main character voiced by Ray Liotta! - Over 90 songs licensed from the 80s including Judas Priest, Blondie, Flock of Seagulls, Kool and the Gang, Hall and Oates, Grandmaster Flash, Cutting Crew and more! GTA3 was brilliant, this is shaping up to be better, preorder it now! The official site is up and running, check it out at http://www.rockstargames.com/vicecity/

Mmm...GTA: Vice City