King of Snake

I'm heading to the shop to buy smokes, anyone want anything while I'm there?

Ok, it's half fuckin 8 in the am, I'm definitely gettin some sleep now!

Maybe it's just the fact that I've been awake for nearly 24 hours or that I've worked my way through over half a bottle of whiskey but fuck it, my heart feels a bit dodgy. I may talk to you tomorrow or I may not, I'm off for some sleep.

Am I the only one who knows The La's' original of that?! And a bit of Hope Of The States (Nehemiah)... Nehemiah, last survivor, in this cynical world Sparks come from anywhere, it's the fire that matters Nehemiah, sing to the storm, make it turn around It's all decided, before you're born... Hear us singing, we sing yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah No self pity, we sing yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Friendly fire, burn the liars, don't feel like you're alone Let them all hide behind, dead flags and old lies Nehemiah you were the leader, we all just followed Sparks come from anywhere, it's the fire that matters... Hear us singing, we sing yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah No self pity, we sing yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah And you always got it wrong, but you never got it wrong (x?) Hear us singing, we sing yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah No self pity, we sing yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah People c'mon make a stand! C'mon people if you try you can! You're not alone when the lights go off! We stand together when it all stops! Hear us singing, we sing yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah No self pity, we sing yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeaaahh yeah People c'mon make a stand! C'mon people if you try you can! You're not alone when the lights go off! We stand together when it all stops!

Hunting Season! ...wait this ain't word assoc What I find odd is that Jont's conked out asleep despite doing nothin all day but I've been up early, been at work all day then drinking solidly straight after yet am not tired in the slightest!

He even takes drugs HE'S never heard of!

The Jont takes drugs you've never even heard of:

Forgot about Silent Hill, what about that scene with Lisa late on in the game, with the saddest game music ever.

Jet propulsion, duh-de-de-deh duh-de-de-deh duh-de-de-deh duh-de-de-deh-dehhh Your're jet propelled, duh-de-de-deh duh-de-de-deh duh-de-de-deh duh-de-de-deh-dehhh Gotta jet compulsion, duh-de-de-deh duh-de-de-deh duh-de-de-deh duh-de-de-deh-dehhh Gonna get jet compelled! duh-de-de-deh duh-de-de-deh duh-de-de-deh duh-de-de-deh-dehhh Duh-de-duh-de-de L-A-X Duh-de-duh-de-de L-A, L-A Duh-de-duh-de-de L-A-X Duh-de-duh-de-de L-A, L-A Get to see Hot Snakes in the smallest venue in Leeds in two weeks and it's gonna be fuckin amazing!!

Fuck! Is that the lady that takes Colin? I like old Aphex, I like the hard shit but I gotta give 'spect to choons like On, Donkey Rhubarb, Ventolin, etc...downlod these to hear where the new evolved from

Someone else has been watching Office Space lately

Man Isa REALLY needs her sleep, I think I oughta fly to Florida and help her get some shagged-out blissful sleep!

ENERGY MURAMBADURO Sent Off

I wants this new job, I needs it!!

Tim : You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese. Daisy : In the end, our relationship was just like a sandwich toaster. You know, you just forget you've got one. And it just sits there on the top of the cupboard collecting a layer of greasy fudge. And even if you do see it you just assume it's broken, you think if it's working I'd be using it all the time, but you don't and it just sits there. Then one day, you get an overwhelming desire for toasted sandwiches, you know? And you get it down and it works, and you can't believe it, you know? And then you make every kind of toasted sandwich there is, you have toasted sandwich parties. You make Marmite and cheese, chocolate and... Tim : Pilchards. Daisy : Banana and... Bilbo: Acorns. Daisy : Acorns. And then as quickly as the desire comes, it just goes. And then you put the toaster sandwich maker away. And, you know what? Tim : What? Daisy : You don't miss it. Bilbo: So what you're saying is 'Don't hide the toasted sandwich maker away, use him regularly and you'll get the most out of him'. Tim : No, she's saying 'Chuck your boyfriend, have a sandwich'.

Bilbo Bagshot : What about the Ewoks eh? They were rubbish. You don't complain about them. Tim : Yeah but Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin'... Shaft. Tim : You can't dangle the bogus carrot of possible reconciliation in front of my face whilst riding some other donkey. Bilbo Bagshot : I used to know this guy, Minty. He had a dog who he'd train to attack rich people. He was into the whole class-war thing. He called the dog Gramsci after an Italian Marxist. Rumor has it, it could smell wealth from up to 20 feet. The thing is, it all backfired. Minty won 100 grand on a scratchcard and Gramsci bit his knees off. Tim : That's terrible. Bilbo Bagshot : Not really. He used the money to buy new knees. Daisy : So who was this girl then? Tim : Her name was Cassandra, she was a psychic, she gave me her phone number... [hands Daisy a piece of paper] Daisy : That's OUR phone number. Tim : Man, she's good.

(Brian)Do you think i should lose the waistcoat? (Tim)I think you should burn the waistcoat, 'cos if you lose it, you might find it again. MIKE: Is that the first time you've seen him since.... TIM: yes, i think that was pretty cool, you know i could have flown off the handle, i could have er...smashed his face in, i could have set fire to him but i didn't MIKE: What you gonna do when you see him next TIM: I'm gonna set fire to him In traffic jam, parody of 6th sense (mike) there's been an accident, somebody got hurt. (tim) who? (mike) a lady (tim) how do you know? (mike) because we hit her, that's her there

"You know what they say about love and war, Tim" "Yeah, one involves a great deal of physical and emotional pain, and the other one's war" Love it!

Now what I have stuck in my head: You're out of touch I'm outta time (time) but I'm outta my head when you're not around Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-ohoh! Damn you Vice city!!

Whatever the music from the Garden State trailer is, Beauty in the Breakdown or some such.

I really oughta sleep now...

Hmmm, interesting Bucket, checked a few samplers on www.iloverichardcheese.com, some good stuff!

ROFLMAO Now to the pub with me :D

Aargh, why can Argos only tell me my delivery will be tomorrow between 8am and 6pm tomorrow! Means I have to get up early on my day off then hang around at home till they show up, probably at 5.30