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Just rewatched it and while I agree on this front... I find it more believable than

what about "scrumptrulescently strange"?

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IF YOU VALUE YOUR SOUL YOU WON'T HEED THESE WORDS Damn skippy!

Just watched Batman: Under the Red Hood and Repo Men. Liked em both

Marvel vs Science: 5 of the most absurd superhero origins Another article probably buried around here somewhere, but thank goodness for BLARGH threads

I never meant that Godzilla should go back to rubber suiting. Fuck all that silliness. But I do think it would be proper for it to take place in Japan where he belongs. And if he does end up battling the military and not another monster, let him fight the military instead of running into shit. But, yeah, I basically agree with all points said.

Is Japan gonna make it? I'd say let Japan take back its baby, but I dunno.... Godzilla has always been my favorite giant monster. It's probably about time to try and bring him back. Godzilla :2000 is on PSN for free right now for folks interested.

I've noticed I've been watching less and less of history also. I still like Animal Planet and Discovery with stuff like Dirty jobs, Mythbusters, River Monsters, Monsters Inside Me and Shark Week is coming up But yea The History Channel is getting alot less relevant it seems. I dunno if Discovery is being overrun with reality shows. But it depends on the type. They haven't had any reality gameshows yet. :/

Mazel tov!

damn I'm surprised that they could pull off syndication with Dexter, but it will be next to impossible with True Blood @.@

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I wonder if they'll have to recast carl due to his age (like the time it takes to shoot and he gets older quicker in the show) or if they'll work that into the reworking of the story

I'd so watch that

so yea, this is messed up