JunkerSeed

"Lost the confidence to write a song, So I found three simple chords And held them together with my weak voice On an out of tune guitar My father gave to me. May Elvis turn in his grave And Les Paul kiss my dirty, calloused fingers And may the likes of this song never make One fucking dollar, leave it for a demo tape To be played until it's broken, Then remembered only for what it was. That we gave 'em hell That we gave 'em hell That we gave 'em hell" Against me - What we worked for

"Baby, I'm an Anarchist" and "What we worked for" by against me These guys are the coolest band ever. They almost remind me of Operation Ivy. Definate must download. "Through the best of times, Through the worst of times, Through Nixon and through Bush, Do you remember '36? We went our seperate ways. You fought for Stalin. I fought for freedom. You believe in authority. I believe in myself. I'm a molotov cocktail. You're Dom Perignon. Baby, what's that confused look in your eyes? What I'm trying to say is that I burn down buildings While you sit on a shelf inside of them. You call the cops On the looters and piethrowers. They call it class war, I call it co-conspirators. 'Cause baby, I'm an anarchist, You're a spineless liberal. We marched together for the eight-hour day And held hands in the streets of Seattle, But when it came time to throw bricks Through that Starbucks window, You left me all alone... all alone..."

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I've been listening to the radio up here quite a bit, and some thoughts occur to me. Girls, if you're going out with a guy who looks kind of emo (skinny with a beanie, or 80's nostalgia clothes) go easy on him, will ya? If you don't we're just gonna have to hear a whole fucking album about it, and nobody wants that. Your name's gonna be all over that cd and people are gonna be like "how could you be so mean to that guy??" You know what? Now that I think of it, it's kind of like extortion! "Bitch you dump me, I'm gonna write an album about you! I'll title it 'Jessica Rodriguez cheated on me with 3 different guys after she said she loved me.' The first single will be called "Because of her I cry myself to sleep"! So, my point is, just take it easy on these guys... If you're mean enough to them they'll have enough material for 2 cds. I think a few dozen girls should take the hit for all of us and start marrying these emo kids so they can't be sad anymore and write more albums. I know it sounds like a tough solution but these dweebs are keeping me from hearing the new perfect circle song on the radio and that's just no good. Oh, and to keep in theme for today, boy does that yahve guy suck...

Alright, make no mistake, link is not there to intimidate you. He's not supposed to look or come off as a badass. He's your typical small time underdog whoe become a big hero. To say link sucks would be like saying that Frodo in LotR sucks or something like that. He doesn't hack your arm or leg off and beat you with it. He's what I like to call a "likeable character." Spawn is an antihero, all dark and stuff, and that's certainly the fashionable thing to be these days, but link is just an old fashioned hero that saves a princess on a regular basis. If all you want is a guy that looks bvig and mean you wouldn't care who the extra character is, you'd just pick asteroth every time or something.

"We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.' Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a human being, god-dammit! My life has value!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!...You've got to say, I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' Then we'll figure out what to do... but first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

August 2003 Junkerseed is told by yahve the whorebag that he must refrain from posting on Drunken Deities, or he wil be banned. JunkerSeed informs the board of the incident in very a very polite and diplomatic manner. He also expresses his discontent with the cumbucket's decision. He brings up the issue that this child should not be in such a position of authority, and should in fact, never be in any position of authority... ever. The board deliberates over the issue, and most are of the opinion that personal matters should not affect the board on such a grand scale. Only time will tell how the domain name owner reacts to the conflict. This has been a FAIR and BALANCED report on what has happened so far, COMPLETELY free of bias.

Yeah, I'm going with link too. Especially since when you unlock his alternate weapon, it's the bug catching net from link to the past. I'm way too much of a fanboy to miss that. Plus I sure as hell aint getting it on PS2 with heihachi and I aint buyin a shit box for spawn, who, as a fighting game character with an axe, sounds kinda cool.

FREEEEEDOMMMMMM!

So, I've been thinkin, why does yahve get to boot me from his thing? Isn't it fucked up that he technically owns the board? If any other member of the board had a problem with me, it wouldn't matter, we'd just be civil to each other or one of us would voluntarily leave. But I get yahve pissed at me (and he's a fucking basket case, so this is no hard task) and I'm booted off the board? In retrospect we should have chosen someone relatively sane untill we trusted them to "own" the board. Sure it takes work to put up a message board. But I do know 15 year olds that have put up boards with as many features as ours. It's not a herculean programing task. The board is what it is because of the people on it, not the delusional psycho who plopped it on the internet. It's kinda like how micheal jackson owns the beatles' songs... what the fuck is up with that? Um... anyways, yeah... yahve sucks. Oh, and ask anyone, I've held back from saying a single harsh word about this burden on the soul of society untill the wretched cumguzzler decided to boot me off the board. He went from quietly hating me to banning me. Quiet hatred is fine, but the one time the moron does get confrontational he fucks up something I really don't think he should have so much power over. I've put plenty into this board, and now I'm just off. So, the "owner" of the board (this is his "home" he says) has just banned one of his most active and productive members. So, I just wanna say, at the risk of sounding repetative. Fuck yahve. and if he rode in on a horse, well, fuck the horse too!

Boom, I now live in orlando. Now that all this moving shit is over with I can post again. Look forward to more reviews of shit you'll never see! Being on my own ain't bad, I now have a steady diet of Freeze pops, 94 cent microwaveable banquet meals and 50 cent totinos pizzas. I'd better find myself a fuckin job....

movin movin movin... be back on the board when I'm settled in Orlando, for now.... uh, stay the fuck away from Spy kids 3d and take the little ones to see "Whale rider" instead. this message was brought to you by the foundation for better movies

Yeah, so far I love this shit. Thank god somebody's doin' right by wolvie these days. And as far as Robertson goes, shit, he's quickly become one of my favorite artists. Transmet was obviously amazing stuff, and the little bit he did on Ennis' punisher just knocked my socks off. When I turned the page of that trade after robertsons stuff and saw Dillon's plain ass art, I almost cried. Dillon was great on Preacher, but in general I'm not his biggest fan now, especially on Punisher. I'm also a bit thrown off by hRobertson's huge wolvie, but other than that, the man rocks. The writing is lookin great so far too. Nothing but high hopes for this book so far.

I gotta say, this is a great game. The premise might not sound like much to most people, but nobody that's played it hasn't been drawn to it in some way. It's the ultimate in escapeism. Games are supposed to take you to a different world and all that, and this one does that in spades. Sure, it doesn't really have any goals other than the ones you make for yourself. Kinda like life... I mean, if you can't be content with making goals for yourself in a game... how do you expect to do it in real life? Huh? Yeah, to reject animal crossing is to reject LIFE... can't you see!?? ahem... anyways... pretty cool game, especially with friends....

I guess, but I also said that it was a much less serious movie than I expected it to be. It pretty much mostly boiled down to me waiting to bruce to hulk out, but when he did, it made the movie for me. Overall, spiderman is still my favorite recent comic one because yeah, even tho I thought the Hulk was fun based on it's action alone, emotional connections with the characters still goes a much longer way than flat out action. I'm not sure if I liked X2 more than Hulk tho, I'd have to watch hulk again. As far as the split screen stuff goes, I guess I can see not liking it if you're trying to treat it as a serious drama, but I pretty much let that go and I though it was a fun diversion.

a bir late into the conversation I guess, but I finally got to see finding nemo. Easily the best thign I've seen this summer. Sure I enjoyed matrix, X2, and hulk, but I was absolutely engrossed by every second of this movie and was genuinely emotionally affected and connected to these characters, which is more than I can say for anything else that's come out this summer. Pixar makes it look easy to put out the most creative, funny, and heartwarming movies on earth. This one's a classic at least on par with their best, and based on the trailer for the incredibles, it doesn't look like they're stopping. As far as disney goes, Pixar don't need em, but it is indeed nice to have a limitless budget, and disney had better not be dumb enough to let the only people producing classics for them get away.

I thought it was really good. I've never seen anybody have so much fun with the split screen craziness as ang lee, but it kept me awake during the non-smash scenes, and it gives the movie the appearence of a comic book, so i thought that was really cool. Every time he hulked out it was fucking amazing. And when he was plain ole bruce banner, the story was fairly good too. My only complaint is the bad 80's moment that was it's ending (spoiler) I was like, "whoa, he turned into a giant bubble, and now.... he's like this spinning tornado vortex of like, nothingness, and he blew up!.... uh..... ok...." Very cool stuff tho, a much less serious movie than I thought it was gonna be, but lots of fun, I really want to see the hulk smasdhing more shit.

Nope, never saw the original, but if the original was worth remembering after these many years, then no, I'm sure it wasn't an improvement at all. Noone's gonna remember this remake in 5 years let alone double digits.

I thought it was pretty cool. I saw it cause I was bored and I don't really regret it. You're not gonna write home about it, or reccomend it to all of your friends, but it was pretty fun and clever. It's a relatively fun heist movie, so you should go for it if you like the heist stuff. With summer movies being encompassed by like 5 huge blockbusters, this one ain't too bad to tide you over as filler. Now, marky mark saying it's his best movie is a straight up insult to boogie nights and three kings. Especially when one of the things I really didn't like about this one was his performance. Normally I think Mark Walberg is a fine actor, but here he really sounds rehearsed. Oh, and I can see ed norton bitching about his part. Anybody could have played his part. He was just a typical villain that might as well have had a curly moustache. Norton is only in this movie to boost ticket sales, his skills are ignored.

"I will Lay me down In a bunker Underground. I won't let this happen to my children Meet the real world coming out of my shell With white elephants Sitting ducks. I will Rise up. Littles babies' eyes." Man, radiohead could really sing the fucking dictionary and that shit would sound cool. Don't even pretend to tell me this gibberish means something, but the new cd is fucking amazing. Long live these crazy brits and their acid-induced, incomprehensible rock and roll!

Hmm, Peck is one of those actors who you really don't know by name half the time, but when you list the stuff they've done you realize how fucking great they are. It says something about an actor when you can't even remember their name, but you remember all of their characters.

What the fuck is the world coming to when the new Metallica song is like ten times worse than the new Linkin Park song? You know, I was the first person to jump in and defend Load and Reload (umm, especially Load). Those were still pretty good cds. This new "Saint Anger" shit is just fucking garbage. I don't need Metallica trying to convince me that they're angry! They're like a borderline emo band now or something. And what the fuck is it with the chorus? It sounds like that Evanescance song that has that random male backup singer that doesn't belong. ("I've been livin a LIE!") Anyways, Metallica can just fucking blow me right about now, I'll go to the tour for Mudvayne and the Deftones, and I just hope that they won't play too much new shit.

Wow, that would be one giant leap for Arronofsky as far as style goes, but hell, this man has earned license to do whatever the fuck he wants in my eyes. Now, this is considering the fact that Arronofsky's been bitch-slapped by hollywood recently left and right. I'm glad he's still trying to get films made at this point. I don't think similarity to Road to Perdition will matter at all because number one, not enough people saw and remember road to perdition, and two, the kind of people that will assume it rips off road to perdition are the type of people that probably wont even make the connection, like Jax said. And if Arronofsky directs this, it's gonna be pretty damned unique, so I dont think anybody needs to worry about its similarity to anything. Just please, for the love of god, will somebody let this man make another fucking movie already!??

This sounds fuckin great. I can't wait for it. It sounds a lot like the stuff that Bruce Campbell did for his book and the documentary he made for the evil dead dvd. if anyone knows about fanboys, it's Mark Hamill. I just hope he has as good a sense of humor as Bruce Campbell when it comes to this stuff. And yeah, I thought Christopher Guest was the mockumentary guy, he's directed lots of great ones and he starred in Spinal Tap, which was mostly made great by the actors' improvisations. Anyways, this sounds cool, dling the trailer as I type.

Hmm, I pretty much agree, especially now that you remind me that the guy has other similar books that are begging to be adapted. Eh well, we'll get two hours of eye candy regdarless, no pun intended.