Contrary to Nicks' logic above...I just gave in and got an Elite 360.
On par with the rest of my life, this was barely an easy task....
About a week before MH left this area for K-Ville, I went to the local Best Buy and got a Premium 360, GHII and Dead Rising..and much fun was had by all. About a week later, I got a copy of the latest Tony Hawk installment...even more fun.
No problems, no nothing, good times.
Then the price drop hit, and I called teh Best Buy to see if they'd give me back the difference in prices ($50). They said they would.
So, Thursday, I make the trek back up there to get my rebate. After an hour of standing in line, they tell me that I need to bring the console up to the store so they can get the serial number off of it....so I can collect a mere $50. Whatever, I leave the store.
2 hours late, I decided to pop in Tony Hawk for some pre-sleep time gaming.
After about 20 minutes of skateboarding goodness, there's a loud POP and then a god-awful grinding noise coming from the DVD Drive of the 360. It immediately crashes back to the dashboard and I jump to open the tray. Over the next 2 hours, I keep trying various discs (old burned CD's so I wouldn't fuck up any games) to see what the problem is.
Basically, it would do one of two things:
1. Take the disk, make three short grinding noises, and then emit a 5 second hum from the DVD Drive, and then tell me the disc was unplayable, or
2. Take the disk, make a horrible grinding noise, and then play the disc while ripping it to shreds. FUN!
So Friday night, I make the trek BACK to Best Buy with the dead box. They recognize me and start to process my rebate again, and I tell them that I want to just go ahead an upgrade to the Elite console, as it would only cost an extra $50 at that point. They try to redirect me to Geek Squad at this point, telling me that they might be able to fix it...I respectfully decline this offer.
At some point in all this I realize my Gamertag and Save Games are on the hard drive, and I want them. With over 40 achievements, a gamerscore of 700 something, all songs unlocked on GHII, etc...I don't want to go back through all that crap.
I propose at this point that I go buy a memory card, and they just hook it up to a TV and just quickly transfer the files.
The lady at customer service just looks at me...
- Best Buy
- Me
:devil:"So you want to move the stuff from this xbox *points to the old one* to this one? *points to the new one*"
:blink:"Yes ma'am...I'll just go buy a memory card so y'all can do it quickly"
:devil:"But can't you just take the old hard-drive? You know...switch them out?"
:blink:"Not really...the new one has a 120 gig hard drive..."
:devil:"Oh...but you can't take them both home with you"
:blink:"What? No, I just want to buy a memory card so you guys can transfer the files to it"
:devil:"Oh. Well, but you can't return the memory card after that."
:blink:"I know that, I don't want to...I just want you to transfer the files. I'll buy and keep the memory card."
:devil:"Oh...let me check with Geek Squad"
*30 Minutes Pass*
:devil:"They said that it will cost you $100 for a data transfer"
:blink:"You're Joking right?! All you need to do is plug it into a TV so you can move it onto the memory card"
:devil:"Well, you're using their equipment, and since it'll cost so much more *insert long credit card sales pitch*"
:blink:"Fine, whatever, charge me for the difference for the new Xbox and I'll go talk to geek squad"
At this point I go wait for 45 minutes in line over a Geek Squad. Of course, I was the only one there. Of course, I flagged everyone and their mother down for assistance. Of course, I was ignored.
Finally someone comes over. At this point I'm yelling some shit about calling corporate and getting people fired and probably about killing puppies as well. I use the term "yelling" rather liberally...I wasn't actually yelling, but was using some very choice words. The only time I've ever threatened a sales rep that I would call corporate of any company EVER.
Anyway, he hooks it up, and seems to have a better understanding of what was going on. He tells me that "they" told him that I needed a full hard-drive transfer/data recovery. He goes in, gets what I need, and tells me that it's free because it sounded like I'd been through enough shit already.
Sorry for the rant. But I have an elite, and it fucking rocks. I just hope it doesn't die like the last one and I have to deal with fucking Best Buy again.
Probably the last time I'll ever shop there, really.
The End.