Jumbie Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 So, I don't normally pay attention to Twilight stuff. The posters of their vampire guy looking like a college student with a hangover probably had something to do with that. But in the sequel we get Taylor Lautner. This guy showed up at an awards show I was watching the other night and my first thought was, "He looks like a star trek alien-of-the-week." I mean, I've seen Dolphins that have eyes closer together than his. The last time I saw something that distorted from normal humanity, Conan O'Brien was doing 'if they mated' photoshop morphs. Anyways, I'm curious as to whether I'm the only one that gets shivers of creepiness when they see him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 He looked normal back when he was Shark Boy, plus a lot of his weirdness is the haircut, he looks more normal for some reason when he has short hair. His face just has odd proportions, like George's Wendt's I'd say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 Sharkboy's pedolicious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 He looked normal back when he was Shark Boy, plus a lot of his weirdness is the haircut, he looks more normal for some reason when he has short hair. His face just has odd proportions, like George's Wendt's I'd say. Sharkboy's pedolicious! I will only ever see him as Sharkboy...sorry, no amount of abs can get me to get this off my brain: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 oh god nick youve gotta be a good admin here and not hijack this thread about how funny looking jumbie is you've got to do it i believe in you just focus on this instead ...ok its been 10 minutes but the ironing is still delicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted January 23, 2010 Author Share Posted January 23, 2010 Yeah, yeah, I know this is probably the meanest thread I've started in years. I'm sorry. But the guy popped up on my tv and freaked me out, you know. Coming after all those Twitards going on about how hot he was I felt the need to assert some reality. Wait, I'm funny looking? How exactly may I ask (you of the Buscemi chin and uncoordinated eyes)? I mean, I've got the typical South Asian parrot nose, of course, and my ears are a little big, but I'm well within normal human range. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 i have no idea how to answer this, and need a drink. wait wait, i have buscemi's chin too, not just his complexion? nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Hey now, Steve Buscemi is a saucy man. Cj laughs at my stories of "when I was a kid, my celebrity crushes were...." He thinks I'm insane. lulululz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 ok, so, jumbie: you're (the image of you in my head, i doubt you've drastically changed though?) that special combination of tall/lanky but with a slight gut, aka the worst of all worlds, save the short bulbous oompa-loompa look. your slight lisp is overshadowed by the fact that, in your own words, you've got an accent that comes from specifically nowhere at all - that's right, in addition to your arms-folded-behind-the-back-while-i-correct-you-on-some-minuscule-bullshit darkseid posture, you're pretentious enough to invent a goddamn accent. this couples with (by no fault of your own) what your brother lovingly dubs as "indian men have no great sexy hollywood icon like other races do. fuck do i get to choose from, that asshole from office space, apu from the simpsons, or another caricature?" i dont know that you'd necessarily agree with his argument, but it holds weight. you're by no means ugly, you are however funny/unique looking. this isnt even a bad thing, because even in my most racist moments i think i can easily pick you out in an apartment full of indians - you look distinct, and without the "baby fat" crutch that your brother clings to. there it is. now stop making me practice my walk in the mirror, you picky fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Hey now, Steve Buscemi is a saucy man. Cj laughs at my stories of "when I was a kid, my celebrity crushes were...." He thinks I'm insane. lulululz. Don't feel bad, I used to have a crush on Garth Brooks. (don't tell Logan) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 lulululz, I won't tell him, but Hondo's always spills the beans though. Can't keep it's fucking whore. mouth. shut. haha. But I totally remember that! When the thunder rolls, and the lightening strikes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 lulululz, I won't tell him, but Hondo's always spills the beans though. Can't keep it's fucking whore. mouth. shut. haha. oh shit, i just PMd him. im so bad about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Don't feel bad, I used to have a crush on Garth Brooks. (don't tell Logan) That was just because you knew that one day he would be Chris Gaines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Hotness... personified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benz Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 See above posts Panch. No one in their right mind thinks he's hot. He's Sharkboy, for fucks sakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 I never knew him as Sharkboy. I only know him as Warestud Jacob. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonfire Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 "indian men have no great sexy hollywood icon like other races do. fuck do i get to choose from, that asshole from office space, apu from the simpsons, or another caricature?" [/i] Jay Chandrasekhar, nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 i had to look him up...and i still dont know who he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonfire Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Super Troopers? Beerfest? Pretty much the main guy in the Broken Lizard comedy group? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 0 for 3. dont hate me, i at least meant to see the first one, eventually? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 0 for 3. dont hate me, i at least meant to see the first one, eventually? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 WOOP WOOP, THIS IS OFFICIALLY A 4CHAN THREAD NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Am I the only one a little perturbed that Panch referred to him as a "warestud"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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