The NZA Posted April 9, 2002 Posted April 9, 2002 Ok, here's how it goes: how many cool movie names can ya spoof into porn movie names? Ill get the ball rollin. Robocock Good Will Humping For a Few Dollars Whore and, finally... Quote
The NZA Posted April 9, 2002 Author Posted April 9, 2002 Riding Miss Daisy Das Booty Glad-he-ate-her (thanks, Devil's Ad) Goodfellatio Wet dreams may cum C'mon people, help me out here! Quote
JunkerSeed Posted April 9, 2002 Posted April 9, 2002 Here's two real ones someone told me about Clockwork Orgy - Fucking sacriledge I tell ya.... Penetrator 2 - Tag line "come with me if you like sex" Quote
The NZA Posted April 9, 2002 Author Posted April 9, 2002 Fist Club How to stain an American Quilt Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Scrotum The Boy Suck Club Lord of the Ring more to come, as i jack em from Preacher's forum... Quote
Heartlessbitch Posted April 9, 2002 Posted April 9, 2002 Lets hear everybody's porn star name its your middle name and then your streetname (the first streetname you ever had... your parents house.. the first house you remember living in.. you get the gist of it..) mine would be Jahaan Nancy... i think it sounds better the other way around Nancy Jahaan... oh and for porn movie names.. Pokahotass (Pocahontas) Quote
The NZA Posted April 9, 2002 Author Posted April 9, 2002 No, no porn names here, thats another thread! This here's just porn movie names argh. Mr Smith goes to wash-his-cum For whom the cock blows In & Out & In again Bang Em High Quote
The NZA Posted April 9, 2002 Author Posted April 9, 2002 Raging Balls The Cockateer Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Scrotum Quote
King of Snake Posted April 9, 2002 Posted April 9, 2002 An actual typo I saw, Dirty Hairy Lesbian romp, 7 Brides for 7 Others Quote
Athena Posted April 10, 2002 Posted April 10, 2002 Con(dom) Air The Domin-Matrix Buffy the Vampire Layer Some that don't need alteration: Free Willy The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly ok, so this one isn't a movie per se, but c'mon, "Leave it to Beaver" is just beggin to be a porn movie title of some sort. Quote
Athena Posted April 10, 2002 Posted April 10, 2002 Disney movies: Boy Story (isn't that what every nsync video is anyway?) Jumbo (now that's reason to call him an elephant) Alice in WonderBras Robin's Hood (she got it pierced... again!) Penisocchio (the girls all love it when he lies...) Sinderella The Mighty Cocks Mary Poppin-and-out-and-ins Blow Dogs Again: these don't need to be messed with: Bambi Snow White and the Seven Dwarves Lady and the Tramp The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh Beauty and the Beast The Love Bug Bedknobs and Broomsticks (think about it.....) Quote
Athena Posted April 10, 2002 Posted April 10, 2002 Wing Cummander Moulin Rough Sex Hump Party RAM-bro Remember the Titties Malcom XXX or American History XXX Girls, Interrupted Cum, Lola, Cum Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dildo Again... Home Alone Ed Wood Bound What's Love Got to Do with It? and someone already mentioned Shaft, right? Quote
Jumbie Posted April 11, 2002 Posted April 11, 2002 As far as actual movies Come September (an old Rock Hudson movie.) Hard Target (any movie with 'hard' in it really...) And for spoofs. I know there was a Buttman cybersex CD once. Anal Attraction is a real porno. Quote
soldier of fortune Posted April 11, 2002 Posted April 11, 2002 How could any one forget the classic Shaving Ryan's Privates!! Quote
Andy Varley Posted April 13, 2002 Posted April 13, 2002 D'oh, you just beat me with that one SOF I'll have to go away and think of some more on the internet, when my girlfriends not here Quote
DA JUDGE Posted April 14, 2002 Posted April 14, 2002 LOL! same here AV, although i was gonna suggest Shaving Private Ryan, which is more or less the same anyway, bah! Quote
MyLeakyBucket Posted April 15, 2002 Posted April 15, 2002 This one took me ages to come up with so don't knock it. Spurticus Huh? Huh? Good ain't it. :blush: Quote
soldier of fortune Posted April 15, 2002 Posted April 15, 2002 Sorry guys :p !!! I remembered that one from the PJs that claymation thing with Eddie Murphy as the voice, it was pretty funny. Hey judge, you on for guesting in the drunken forum for a club night? ??? Quote
DA JUDGE Posted April 18, 2002 Posted April 18, 2002 I've got my bag full of funky French filtered disco ready and wating! :approve: Quote
Reverend Jax Posted April 18, 2002 Posted April 18, 2002 Some classics: Assablanca No Pants in Arabia The Wizard of Ass Cum with the wind Bridge over the River Cum Sit-On-My Kane Bend-Hur Those were the good old days, the golden age of porn... Quote
The NZA Posted April 20, 2002 Author Posted April 20, 2002 Hah, good ones. A River Runs Through Her Legends of the Ball Uh...was tryin to turn Trainspotting into "Teabagging" but it didnt work, ah well. Quote
BigChiefSlapaho Posted April 20, 2002 Posted April 20, 2002 Bravecock The Anal Patient A Rumble in My Pants Three Men and a Hooker Boys with a Hood (penis) Juice Cumsport Quote
BigChiefSlapaho Posted April 20, 2002 Posted April 20, 2002 Huge-Cock City Cum-Hard 1, 2, 3 Bill and Ted's Sexcellent Adventure Quote
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