The NZA Posted April 18, 2005 Author Share Posted April 18, 2005 If you could pleasure yourself orally, would you try it at least once? I know I would and probably more than once. As with Sig, im not sure how often id leave the house, but i know i wouldnt swallow...eww. Ive thought about this, tho, and having a clone blow me is less gay, than it would be advanced masturbation. But that's for another thread, i think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 18, 2005 Author Share Posted April 18, 2005 if you could have annnnnnnnnny one car / truck / suv/ ect in the world, given to you for free... what would you want, and with what realistic features. well, there goes my "007 rocket car" reply.... I do love my truck, tho it hates me at the moment, or at least its tranmission does. Id really like another old F-150, blue, but more reliable, and uh, with a hybrid enginge somehow for mileage...and a round front like the old school ones, but still automatic, cause driving stick in miami traffic is teh suck. If that's too complicated? A BMW 7 series, so i could hock it, and not have to work for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 18, 2005 Share Posted April 18, 2005 As with Sig, im not sure how often id leave the house, but i know i wouldnt swallow...eww.Ive thought about this, tho, and having a clone blow me is less gay, than it would be advanced masturbation. But that's for another thread, i think. but the question is...would you blow your clone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 18, 2005 Author Share Posted April 18, 2005 but the question is...would you blow your clone? hell no man, that's gay as hell. :gay: hah, but if he thinks like me, chances are, he'd know that, and not want to either, so we'd fight for it. Only, he'd know my arsenal of moves, so itd most likely be a draw, or we'd figure that out beofrehand, and work somethin out, like he covers for me while i steal us some porn or somethin. This could very easily go like a bad calvin & hobbes strip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Interesting that Yahven, TopDawg, rumors of Devil's Ad, and others have returned, yet Dinghy alone gets you watching "Omen".given last year's awards, id say no, but when comes back in (if even for a few minutes), look to the skies for slight chances of frog. But none of those people I like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 19, 2005 Author Share Posted April 19, 2005 But none of those people I like. ....that wasnt a question, but...sometimes, when you say things like that, you're one of my favorite people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinghy Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 aww well thank you guys for the nice welcome back. Although I wish I would see some of the old faces again. Even Junker are and jumbie are scarce (doesn't he know we need him to post more NY times articles) I think the amount of time I spend on the board is directly proportional to the amount of OTHER shit I have to do. oh!! Q for Does my bedroom light know that I have an exam tomorrow and hates me, cus it just went out, right now! On go Mariam go night! it chooses to crap out on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 20, 2005 Author Share Posted April 20, 2005 that was a lovely curtsy. oh!! Q for Does my bedroom light know that I have an exam tomorrow and hates me, cus it just went out, right now! On go Mariam go night! it chooses to crap out on me. the hedonistic part of you wishes for some divine sign that slacking at this point's ok, while allah (allāhu الله) may in fact simply be testing your resolve. He's sneaky like that. I dont talk much of religous faith, but i have personal faith that one (of possibly several) lamps, much less with its meager light bulbs, cannot possibly stop the great go Mariam go! night. If i, in fact, was dinghy, i would keep sayin "(possibly) last test fucking ever" and find new artificial lighting, even if its the monitor. You have strong, healthy eyes, woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 being that its 4/20... how many people you think are lighting one up tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 20, 2005 Author Share Posted April 20, 2005 being that its 4/20... how many people you think are lighting one up tonight? im no good with wanky holidays; its like when folks ask "you gonna drink this st paatty's day?" Yes, because i only excercise my vices on recognized holidays. I imagine quite a few, way more than last weeks' "dont buy gas from exxon they support terrorists!!11" demonstration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 20, 2005 Share Posted April 20, 2005 do you smoke pot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 20, 2005 Author Share Posted April 20, 2005 do you smoke pot? i do not; i dont smoke anything, really. not my bag, and now fire academies screen for these thigns too. i rally against cigarettes more than i do with weed (if i really like you, if not i dont much care), but there's not much missing from that i feel im missin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 well I dont smoke pot / or cigs...cept for the occassional black and milds... what is yoru fav brand o' beer? what is your least fav? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 21, 2005 Author Share Posted April 21, 2005 what is yoru fav brand o' beer? what is your least fav? tricky question...i used to dig mickey's and other (i guess) malt liqours in the day, but that's what was around there. Nowadays...bud, michelob, etc most american beers taste like varying degrees of filler to me, nothin exceptional, but theyll do if there's no whiskey in the house, like tonight. Most times, my favorite brand is what the other guy pays for. Tell you what, the absolute worst kind (cant recall when i had it, but it was ass) is this one, Pap's Blue Ribbon i think it is? Its gotta be civil war leftovers, like some infected confederate pissed into a bottle, and they packaged it up, a sixpack for like a few bucks and you still get robbed/tetnus. Avoid that shit if and when you see it, sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 why is it that when you turn on your blinker to switch lanes...the idiot 6 car lengths back becomes 1 car length back? ya know... so ya cant get in, even though you arent messin' with the flow of traffic. god i love turning my strobes on when they do that.... they quickly go back to that 6 car lenghts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 21, 2005 Author Share Posted April 21, 2005 why is it that when you turn on your blinker to switch lanes...the idiot 6 car lengths back becomes 1 car length back? ya know... so ya cant get in, even though you arent messin' with the flow of traffic.god i love turning my strobes on when they do that.... they quickly go back to that 6 car lenghts... because the law of traffic assholery is an all-over Florida thing, it just grows strongest in south florida. Its even more fun when youre in an old truck with bad transmission, beat-up and not lookin like you have insurance...so you basically signal & jump over, reminding others that you were bein nice, but it wasnt a suggestion. They honk, do whatever, and like you said, stay 6 cars back again, cause they really werent in that much of a hurry, they were just dicks. I dont have sirens, my finger goes way out the window, so the idea's about the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 finger lol have you ever invineted a drinking song...or currently trying to think one up...if so hows it go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 21, 2005 Author Share Posted April 21, 2005 finger lolhave you ever invineted a drinking song...or currently trying to think one up...if so hows it go? actually, i came up with this lil ditty a while back, which i liked to call "Traditional Irish folk song": They come over hereAnd they take all our land They chop off our heads And they boil them in oil Our children are leaving And we have no heads We drink and we sing And we drink and we die We have no heads We have no heads They come over here And they chop off our legs They cut off our hands And put nails in our eyes O'Grady is dead And O'Hanrahan's gone We drink and we die And continue to drink O'Hanrahan No O'Hanrahan They buried O'Neil Down in country Shillhame The poor children crying And fe dee din de Hin fle di dinfle Di din fle de din de In hey bibble bibble Hey bibble bibble Hey fle bibble de O'Hanrahan No O'Hanrahan We drink and we sing And we drink and we sing Hey! We drink and we drive And we puke and we drink Hey! We drink and we fight And we bleed and we cry Hey! We puke and we smoke And we drink and we die Hey! ...but then Dennis Leary went back in time & hijacked it for his debut album, "No Cure for Cancer" After seeing Rescue Me, tho, i forgave him. I also made up "2Tracks behind the wire" over at the Preacher's board, perhaps a bit too political & edgy for this crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 what type of public attire on a female gets your juices flowing? basically whats your fav outfit on a gal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 21, 2005 Author Share Posted April 21, 2005 what type of public attire on a female gets your juices flowing? basically whats your fav outfit on a gal. not slutty, but some skin is good. Tight on the top & booty....i go for lots of stuff, from the sexy business chick look, to the dancnig/club shit where they hang stuff off their hip, to just slummin it in jeans & a shirt (minimal can be dead sexy if the chick's got it like that), etc....fishnets seem to get my attention lately, but that might all the porn. I seem to notice dark colors more than light, might be an illusion thing. Like, in high school, i was absolutely mesmorized by busty chicks in those shirts with the black & white horizontal stripes, you know? It was like a 3-D effect. Dated this DD chick for the longest because of that shirt, i think. There's prolly more that turns me off thana on, to be honest, cause i get picky. Tube tops and capris are boring, unless you have an absolutely outstanding body, and then there's prolly other guys fawning for your attention anyway. Too much makeup, or too much jewlery, or a chick chewing gum (dont ask) will also keep me away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 21, 2005 Share Posted April 21, 2005 yea...a dumb chick smackin' on a wad of gum when she could be smackin' on something else is a turn off... if you could 'hack into the matrix'... and learn any 1 thing instantly like Neo when he was being programed to learn shit...would 1 thing would you pick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 21, 2005 Author Share Posted April 21, 2005 if you could 'hack into the matrix'... and learn any 1 thing instantly like Neo when he was being programed to learn shit...would 1 thing would you pick? id learn to stay there & learn more stuff nah, that's the "wishing for 1,000 wishes" answer, i know it aint fair. It'd be a hard choice, eh? Wish i knew more philosophy, wish i was better with boxing, fire apparatus/techniques etc but there's time for all that. At the moment? It might be a wanky answer, but i wish i was better with kendo/kenjutsu, its an art im intersted in but have no real formal training. Its been said you can spend an entire lifetime learning how to proper polish a blade, much less wield one properly, but its why i love readin about guys like Miyamoto Musashi. Again, nothing i cant devote more time to down the road, but i wish i had more in the past, and a quick implant of such knowledge'd be awesome. Close runners-up include knowledge of my truck's mechanices (as well as motorcycle), and cooking. Cool question, by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Do you like pudding? If you do, would you ever consider spreading it on a VAGINA and then eating it off? Dont you think that would be a little sticky? If not puddin then what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 22, 2005 Author Share Posted April 22, 2005 Do you like pudding? Yes i do...chocolate tho, tapioca unnerves me. If you do, would you ever consider spreading it on a VAGINA and then eating it off? Sure, i've...wait, you capitalized VAGINA like its an acronym, so im gonna go on a limb here. Viral Acting Goat Impaled Near Arkansas ...tho i may be off on your meaning. In that case, no i certainly would not! I want nothing of that goat's viruses, nor Ar-kansas. Dont you think that would be a little sticky? On the jaiknee/cooch, yes, most food substances would. On the goat, im not even fathoming an answer. If not puddin then what? Whip cream, or booze. Just dont go in there with a sub sammich, i learned from Costanza not to mix those worlds. As for the goat answer, id take a decisive, long range weapon and try to end the poor impaled goat's pain before he's used as a biological weapon...from the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 Very Agitated Goblin Inside Nathan's Ass who's nathan lol Anyways, goat sex is gross, not that Ive experienced it, but Signal told me it wasnt that great. lol Do you believe in a thing called love? Who's your favorite singer? Do you believe we should have an acronym thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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