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Perhaps it's federation protocol, to avoid confusion and paedophilia. Though no female/alien equivalent can resist the charms of Jean-Luc Picard.

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The fuck was up with the last page of New Avengers anyways? Is

Jessica Jones & Luke Cage's kid a skrull

? I don't get it. Earth-shattering my dick.

 

The Hulk works in mysterious ways.

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If you were stuck on a desert island with only one Hondonian to keep you company, who would it be & why?

 

If you could speak any other language than your own, which would it be & why?

 

Where would you most like to travel to?

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LISTEN, YOU SMARTASS KIDS, YOURE NOT GONNA...oh, pardon, im not used to actual questions here! alright then, here goes:

 

If you were stuck on a desert island with only one Hondonian to keep you company, who would it be & why?

 

This is pretty tricky, cause my source of quality booty, aka Sen, might seem the obvious choice; however, adventurous as she is, i think she's prone to get lost too, not so much for a bad sense of direction like myself as her just having the memory of a goldfish. plus, she'd prolly just complain with me about how hungry we were.

LL's likely a safe bet for on-the-spot boat construction from sand, sticks and chest hairs, but she's also dangerously stubborn in such a scenario and im willing to believe if i pissed her off, she'd just resolve that we both die there, so its risky.

in conclusion, 2Track. what he lacks in survivalism, he makes up for in girth.

 

If you could speak any other language than your own, which would it be & why?

 

i enjoyed studying some japanese after college, but right now, i really wish i was more fluent in spanish, itd just make my line of work, and miami itself, easier if i dindt have to search for the words so much.

 

Where would you most like to travel to?

 

Ive got this ridiculous list going that often hinges on the right company: i.e., australia next spring for skeet's wedding, china sometime that year to look up dinghy, ireland later on to meetup the guys here, guyana at some point while Jumbie's still around, hopefully, nicaragua (hopefully a trip out to macchu picchu) with sen, japan with spiffy/chi-chan mebbe one day, etc. Oz'll likely be first, so i guess that's my answer.

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lube for "cleaning themselves".

dont you judge them, you know fucking well you and id be some of the most hygenic creatures out there if we could.

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eh, tough call.

its no doubt graphic, and some of it nightmare-inducing...i guess id put it outta reach for the time being, but itd be a fine rite of passage when theyre of age to comprehend quality. plus, you get to introduce/educate them on westerns, morality, bill hicks, the pogues and tons of shit along the way.

on that note, id love to see Dillon draw up a kid-friendly Meat Woman for you, heh.

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Have you ever given Kertins a dutch oven?? If so, can we have storytime?

 

LMFAO dodges flying objects coming from Aarty's direction, runs and hides

 

 

Ok question for Mr. Nick....

 

What is your favorite drinking memory with me?

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MH,

 

TOO HOT FOR HONDO'S, MUST WAIT ON UNCUT DVD.

 

Benny-man,

 

there's a few, but its hard to beat spiffytee giggling like a schoolgirl, and then Dorothy managing to dress him up like one, much less with just enough time for pictures.

Shortest-lived political career, evar.

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Benny-man,

 

there's a few, but its hard to beat spiffytee giggling like a schoolgirl, and then Dorothy managing to dress him up like one, much less with just enough time for pictures.

Shortest-lived political career, evar.

 

Yeah that was great. Lol. I remember the "porn site" you set up with the pics of him in drag too. You should so threaten to post them on here if he doesn't start posting again.

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Do you select the color of your boxers based on your mood?

 

You an ax tossin' firefighter yet?

 

Did you know that firefighters are rated the sexiest men on earth?

 

Is that why you are going that route... you know, to counter act the pale factor?

 

How ya been?

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