The NZA Posted August 28, 2005 Author Share Posted August 28, 2005 here's this guy. What the fuck?!?! You haven't answered questions in months? You don't even seem annoyed by my obxious posts (only Paunch and you're woman seem angry at me or state they don't like me whenever the opportunity arises). Dont feel bad. Sometimes, kids step on my shoes, but it doesnt really bother me, either. I do fancy the u you've placed in Panch's name, though. I'm about to start my own thread in Fight Club to start some more trouble since this place is dull unless someones causing a ruckus. That's cool. Or you could talk to the republocrats over in politics, get the same effect. Why do 75%-90% of the tattooes out there deal with death imagery or sexual imagery (even if it's a heart that says mom on it, it's sexual imagery, oedipul sex imagery in that case)? I have my thoughts on this, but I would like to hear yours, since in my book you're still the smartest hondonian (I voted for Def in that category cause she's way prettier than you are). christ, since you took tattoos to a freudian level, im not even gonna have fun with this one: the honest answer'd be Freud (no doubt others before him with fancy names that escape me) put out there that man's instict to something new is to fuck it, control it, and/or destroy it. Sociologically, its hard to argue with. Fuck what you heard, tattoos are at least mildly scary, cause some ex-biker with his balls partially visible is basically going to needle scars into you for a few hours, at like a hundred something bucks. Given that tattoos of cages or prisions are gonna look weird, if youre in there to prove something (read: get one right off the wall), and youre not getting a butterfly on your labia or some shit, smart money's on death, or fucking (or both, like a big-titty death...riding an 8-ball...rolling 6's....who looks sort of like your mother). You see where im going with this. Thank you for the compliemnt. I am a very pretty man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 you know, nick, i've always wondered something...and, uh, stop me if you've been asked this one before...but i figured since you're in fire academy and all maybe you could help me out with this one...so, anyway, i was wondering... how would you position your hose when performing a forward lay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 oh no she din't.........LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Just to get a little old school, have you figured out the identity of The Preacher's Divinity Admin yet? Do you miss my political machine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 you know, nick, i've always wondered something...and, uh, stop me if you've been asked this one before...but i figured since you're in fire academy and all maybe you could help me out with this one...so, anyway, i was wondering... how would you position your hose when performing a forward lay? ohh my gauuu...looo kah dahhhh.... damn you, la lindsay davenport, this question plauged me during my midterm because of your shennanigans. which tells me you wish your bed to be defiled again. i can make this happen, my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 Just to get a little old school, have you figured out the identity of The Preacher's Divinity Admin yet? Do you miss my political machine? the lovely miss Kira: I did, but less because of my omniscience, more because inspector KOS went to great lengths to show me who it was. Ill say this: the mystery is better. I do miss your machines, you werent here much during the 2nd hondo's awards travesty, which i thought was a shame, as you no doubt wouldve made the polls...interesting. jesus, last time you got the machine rolling, we ended up with 2Track Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Well, I now a lot of my resources were exhausted because I have lost my Divinity password. How that happens to the damn place's "Monarch-in-Exile" is beyond me, but there you have it. However, I'd like to believe it was my shady influence that inspired others to set up their own "little" political machines during the 2nd Hondo's Awards. What can I say, I'm a visionary. Now to questions oh omniscient one: How hard is it for you to believe that the world is nothing more than an illusion within my imagination? You may be omniscient, but I am omnipotent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Comrade, dear, you mispelled impotent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Hardly. Baby-eater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 ohh my gauuu...looo kah dahhhh.... i'm sorry, i don't understand your crazy references...please explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acalis Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Yeah I don't follow either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Q: I've heard that white people have a means of communication between them that minorities cannot detect, is this true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 101010101010110101010101000010101101010110101010101110010110110010110010110010110010101011 01010101011010101011010101. Does that answer your question Chief? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 NBA Superstar Shaquille O'Neal is Kazaam, a larger-than-life genie with a magic touch for nonstop fun laughter! After 5,000 long years of captivity, Kazaam is set free to grant three wishes to a new master. From then on, he's catapulted to one wild adventure after another... from becoming the latest rap sensation or untangling an outrageous mob scheme! As the giant genie with an attitude, Shaq scores big laughs in this hilarious comedy hit that's sure to be a slam-dunk winner with everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Actually, its a dialect known as "cracker." Its speakers are called honkies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 NBA Superstar Shaquille O'Neal is Kazaam, a larger-than-life genie with a magic touch for nonstop fun laughter! After 5,000 long years of captivity, Kazaam is set free to grant three wishes to a new master. From then on, he's catapulted to one wild adventure after another... from becoming the latest rap sensation or untangling an outrageous mob scheme! As the giant genie with an attitude, Shaq scores big laughs in this hilarious comedy hit that's sure to be a slam-dunk winner with everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 You got something to say about mayo sandwiches motherfucker? I'll open up a can o'mullet on yer arse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 NBA Superstar Shaquille O'Neal is Kazaam, a larger-than-life genie with a magic touch for nonstop fun laughter! After 5,000 long years of captivity, Kazaam is set free to grant three wishes to a new master. From then on, he's catapulted to one wild adventure after another... from becoming the latest rap sensation or untangling an outrageous mob scheme! As the giant genie with an attitude, Shaq scores big laughs in this hilarious comedy hit that's sure to be a slam-dunk winner with everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Not before I take that foot & use it as a splint for yer Yankee Doodle motherfucker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 well, this one resolved itself, and might end in blood, which is more than you can hope from any answer of mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 NBA Superstar Shaquille O'Neal is Kazaam, a larger-than-life genie with a magic touch for nonstop fun laughter! After 5,000 long years of captivity, Kazaam is set free to grant three wishes to a new master. From then on, he's catapulted to one wild adventure after another... from becoming the latest rap sensation or untangling an outrageous mob scheme! As the giant genie with an attitude, Shaq scores big laughs in this hilarious comedy hit that's sure to be a slam-dunk winner with everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Only if you're buying by the jug. 'Cause in the face of free beer, I'l hand your arse to you multiple times. And eventually when I'm drunk enough that I pass out, you can steal my wallet and buy yourself a round from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Well wouldja lookit that... Anyways Nicky, I gots 2 burning questions for ya: Mystique's only limitation for metamorphosis is mass right? She can become absolutely anything so long as her mass(weight & physical dimensions) don't change(despite the fact Vaughan showed as a little girl in one ish). Do you think she could morph into two midgets holding hands? Seriously, this one's kept me up a couple of nights and Dr Stephen Hawking was no help whatsoever. He wasn't real talkative & kept tapping with his pinky finger. Other question is-- Buffalo wings- I get that you kids don't breed flying buffalo, or that as far as we Aussies are aware there is no bovine chicken, but what's the story there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted December 13, 2006 Share Posted December 13, 2006 Well wouldja lookit that... Anyways Nicky, I gots 2 burning questions for ya: Mystique's only limitation for metamorphosis is mass right? She can become absolutely anything so long as her mass(weight & physical dimensions) don't change(despite the fact Vaughan showed as a little girl in one ish). Do you think she could morph into two midgets holding hands? Seriously, this one's kept me up a couple of nights and Dr Stephen Hawking was no help whatsoever. He wasn't real talkative & kept tapping with his pinky finger. Other question is-- Buffalo wings- I get that you kids don't breed flying buffalo, or that as far as we Aussies are aware there is no bovine chicken, but what's the story there? STOP WATCHING THE DWARF PORN, SKEETER! Cuz, i know your next questions gonna be, "can Mystique turn into two midgets holding hands and fuck herself?" I'm not sure Mystique's morphing is that limitless. Sure;y she has to respect her skeletal structure, somewhat? ---------------------- Buffalo Wings: Named for Buffalo NY, the place where they were invented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 In star trek why do all the alien charcters choose to use the earth year as means of calculating how old they are? Surely Spock would calculate how old he is by the vulcan year, and worf by the klingon homeworld year and so on. Surely every planet with intelligent life are'nt all the the same size and mass, and don't all travel around stars that are the same size and mass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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