The NZA Posted May 6, 2005 Author Share Posted May 6, 2005 There is this girl I knew a little under 10 years ago and I use to have a thing for her and she had thing for me. I was 15 at the time and she was 17, but I was just too insecure to ask her out even though in retrospect I'm pretty sure she was attracted to me. I left Oregon that year and never saw her again, although I did call her once when I was 19 and living in Colorado, but nothing ever came of it. Anyways, every so often I have dreams about this girl. Usually it's mostly just random images, but not overtly sexual. After the dreams I think about her for a while and then usually forget about her again until I have another dream. I figured since you're the smartest hondonian, I would ask you. What does this dream mean and should I act on them in anyway? Yeah, i wouldnt hang much on that banner. It's pretty (thanks again MH!), but ive been lost inside of WhoDey's apartment complex before. I was workin on a mocking answer, which by nature was good for some laughs at your expense, but this is really a question for Nostrajaiknee, who's been absent a while now, so i guess i oughta step it up...plus, you played good hands tonight, man. On a slightly sobering whim, id go with "the bush is greener" and all that. 9 times out of 10, in my short experience being able to act on it, retroactive pussy's been better in my mind than it actually was, but then again, i mightve allowed the years to blow it up, so im not sure what i was thinking. ...but you said "not overtly sexual." Personally, i dont put as much stock in dreams as some, id think its more "the one that got away" and all...which isnt to say that the reality couldnt possibly live up to, or exceed the ideal, but a betting man'd likely say if it couldve, it wouldve back then. Granted, there's time between now & there, but...my guess is your mind's made up already. So your options are: figure youve got nothin to lose, except spoiling a nice image in your head, or leave it at that. Given your limited options, geographically, id say leave it at that. Plus, all due respect, WhoDey says your current chick's hot. Hope that even minutely (sp?) helps, was much better at this stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 6, 2005 Author Share Posted May 6, 2005 do you ever get tired of answering questions but feel you have to, to appease your adoring fans? Yes, god yes. Sometimes, i get neither a chance for a legit good answer, or even a funny one, like right now. But if i stop now, 51 pages deep, i acknowledge that my ominsicense is a sham, and its far, far too late for that. The deal still stands: when im stumped for an answer, the thread locks & dies. Until then, we play it where it lands. Unless we take a mulligan, which is a loophole every sport should have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 6, 2005 Author Share Posted May 6, 2005 Do you remember this cartton? The Snorkels I think it was called. I do, despite it not bein horribly memorable, when you think about it. It was the Snorks, and i recall them being like underwater Smurfs. What's sad about what enteratined us, with shit like that, back then is that it wasnt even smart enough to try to sell you shit; who bought a fucking snork?! GI Joe, Transformers, He-Man etc obvioulsy sold me figures. Snorks, or the 10,000 other "Secret Squirrel/Hong Kong Phooey/Wait till your father gets home" Hanna-Barbara animated asshats wouldve never made a dime without Captain Caveman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 I BOUGHT A FUCKIN' SNORK! I loved the snorks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Snorks are great, use to watch it all the time, but not more than I watched My little pony or care bears. woo hoo Did you watch the Animated X-Men series on Saturdays? I loved it and it was awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 7, 2005 Author Share Posted May 7, 2005 Did you watch the Animated X-Men series on Saturdays? I loved it and it was awesome Now that was a damn fine series. Did you know it was very faithful to the comic? Some times, it just used the book as a script, like the great "Dark Phoenix Saga". Its funny how many cool chicks ive known that know a bit about the X-Men becaseu of that cartoon, which is awesome. I thought the voices were pretty good picks too, and its funny, cause after you watch enough, sometimes id read the book and hear them like that, from Beast's poetic tone to gritty One day when i got extra $, ill buy somethin like this and make copies for everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 I didnt even know they had the DVD's out!!!!! When did that happen I was just telling Jake the other day that I wish they would come out with that on DVD. Im taken aback. Now I have to buy it, me thinks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 8, 2005 Author Share Posted May 8, 2005 I didnt even know they had the DVD's out!!!!! When did that happen I was just telling Jake the other day that I wish they would come out with that on DVD. Im taken aback. Now I have to buy it, me thinks! Oh, they dont, officially... I mean, theyve got this one, "Legend of Wolverine" thats got a few episodes taht showcase him, but its not his best, i think. What youre lookin at there is some guy who's got the episode on PC (in .mpeg or .avi format, most likely), burned em to DVD-playable format, and put out box art & such to make it look sharper. Theyre bascially pretty bootlegs (nothin wrong with that, especially if the company hasnt put em out yet), but make sure to read the auction details to see what kinda visual quality youre lookin at...if you burn a shitty copy to DVD, its still looks shitty. This prolly looks fine, from online ones ive seen, but just double check. Lemme know if you get em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 Im probably not going to get them but I thought about it cause that would totally be awesome. I have the Wolverine one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 i feel stupid asking you questions here when your door is open and im pretty sure you're not on the phone...whatever, i don't want to move right now... why does fire rescue charge $7.50 per mile that they transport you? is it magic gas or are they just being assholes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 haha, linds, I think its refered to as the 'red light magic carpet ride' treatment. They would probably break it down by saying, "well if you look at the cost of the driver, the emt working on ya, and the fine tools and drugs used on ya...comes out to 8 bucks a mile"... just a shot in the dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted May 12, 2005 Author Share Posted May 12, 2005 why does fire rescue charge $7.50 per mile that they transport you? is it magic gas or are they just being assholes? Its prolly an estimate based on EMS/fire salary, supplies, etc more so than gas, but yes, its determined by the county, not the crew, so considering the markup, id say its safe to lean towards the "assholes" margin. Think of it as a very, very expensive, but fast, taxi, only youre prolly in pain. Last i read, average ALS call for our county was in the $700-800 range (harsh if youre without beneifts), and airlifting was closer to $1200-1500. The moral of the story is: if you dont have insurance, pick up your stumps and try to steer the wheel with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Though if there were such a thing as magic fire-retardant gasoline, I would recommend that the fire trucks have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozie Posted June 12, 2005 Share Posted June 12, 2005 why would a man send you this picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 Why's it been so slow around here of late? Other than the werewolf thread there little life anywheres... Any thoughts on this generally grevious situation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 wasn't there at one time talks for a 'girls of hondo's' calendar?... cause i just had the inspiration for reviving that idea. don't ask me why, cause i dunno. or ask me, in my question thread. would this be a popular idea? and how much more popular could i make it by being the first (ha there's presumption) to volunteer to go topless for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 13, 2005 Author Share Posted June 13, 2005 why would a man send you this picture? Send me that picture? Because they hate me, or my inbox, or perhaps they simply look like that, and feel happy & confident about themselves - perhaps too much so - and wish to pass this along. These people usually wear party hats, and say things like "im fat, and sassy!" or "I'm the queen of france." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 13, 2005 Author Share Posted June 13, 2005 Why's it been so slow around here of late? Other than the werewolf thread there little life anywheres... Any thoughts on this generally grevious situation? I blame apathy, and 2Track. Honestly, its odd: everyone's around, people are logged in like crazy, just less talking. I take it to mean we need more new threads...its like bein at a talbe of friends, but everyone's sipping their drink and waiting for someone else to spark somethin. Our newest members arent as active, but some older ones are migrating back, so i think its a temp thing. On that note, ima post s'more porn later in the hot chicks thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted June 13, 2005 Author Share Posted June 13, 2005 wasn't there at one time talks for a 'girls of hondo's' calendar?... I think there was. If there wasnt, there shouldve been. cause i just had the inspiration for reviving that idea. don't ask me why, cause i dunno. or ask me, in my question thread. haha....you think youre so clever, ing your Q thread here, eh? Smoov. would this be a popular idea? and how much more popular could i make it by being the first (ha there's presumption) to volunteer to go topless for it? i think you just solved Skeeter's problem. We must now make this happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 ha...have you seen my stapler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozie Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Is it really the man who suffers from premature ejaculation? Viagra soft tabs ... Is that an example of dry humor? When someone says, "No way in hell," should assume there is still a chance here on Earth? If you catch your son with an S&M magazine, do you spank him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 NO WORRIES...I GOT MY RED STAPLER BACK!!! YAY!!! ::does happy dance:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Those are tough questions. But if defgoddess poses naked I might just have to post a wee bit more often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dag Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 What the fuck?!?! You haven't answered questions in months? You don't even seem annoyed by my obxious posts (only Paunch and you're woman seem angry at me or state they don't like me whenever the opportunity arises). I'm about to start my own thread in Fight Club to start some more trouble since this place is dull unless someones causing a ruckus. Anyways, here's the question I posed before in the tattoo thread. Why do 75%-90% of the tattooes out there deal with death imagery or sexual imagery (even if it's a heart that says mom on it, it's sexual imagery, oedipul sex imagery in that case)? I have my thoughts on this, but I would like to hear yours, since in my book you're still the smartest hondonian (I voted for Def in that category cause she's way prettier than you are). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 28, 2005 Author Share Posted August 28, 2005 goddammit Looks like Eeyore found her stapler. Is it really the man who suffers from premature ejaculation? No, its the dirty, dirty whore who simply couldnt climax in under a minute and a half. We havent got all day here; The Price is Right is about to start. Viagra soft tabs ... Is that an example of dry humor? No, there's little humor to be found in the flaccid penis department, only shame. When someone says, "No way in hell," should assume there is still a chance here on Earth? This depends on the question. If youre asking for money, sex, or both, its a way of saying "i require more liquor." If its a response, as in "this baby's yours", then it seems like the socially acceptable way to go about this is let things die down for a month or two, then quietly get them invited to Jerry Springer, under the pretense that some old fling is hot now and wants to fuck them. This works best when the chairs arent bolted down. If you catch your son with an S&M magazine, do you spank him? White people love Wayne Brady, because he makes Bryant Gumbell look like Malcolm X. I hope this helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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