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I've always responded with flattery when a dude hits on me. I mean, why wouldn't you? It's not like a gay dude is going to try to hook up if he knows you're straight, he just likes something about you and doesn't know better. So you tell them you're straight. It's not like they're gonna push the issue.

 

There's a lot more to Ms. Bailey up there than fake boobs. I could get fake boobs and I'd just look like a dude with a rack.

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I just can't take living this lie anymore. I have to come clean. I fucking love me some Kristen Stewart. She's got my type all over her (and in my wank enduced fever dreams, 'kakke). I like brunettes. I prefer tall broads (she's 5'6" so that's alright for me at 6'2"). She's got that "Don't approach me or I'll bite your fucking head off" scowl. She...uh...smokes pipes. Pattinson is getting a smack if I ever see the cunt.

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