Da Cap'n Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 Whats up, y'all? Come on in!! Sit where ya like! Plenty of TV's to view ya favorite sporting events and more than enough booze to make even Pete Rose puke!! It's the grand opening of Jock Scraps Sports Bar and Grill!!! Where jocks scrap all night and untill the wee hours of the mornin'!! Our 30 plus TV's broadcast 24 hours a day bringing you the best in sports entertainment!! From Baseball to Football!! Basketball to Hockey!! Boxing to Underwater Basket Weaving!!! We also have designated TV's showing ESPN to keep you updated on anything we might of missed!! So grab a booth or a stool and get ready to cheer on your favorite teams to victory!!!!!
Da Cap'n Posted September 21, 2004 Author Posted September 21, 2004 So one person, huh? I guess the word hasn't gone out yet.... So what will it be?
MetalHeart Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 So one person, huh? I guess the word hasn't gone out yet.... So what will it be? As in drink or sport? Oh I just take a nice cold... uh....... well, something with AL KEY HALL in it, and is there any womenz mud wrestling coming up any time soon?!?! teheeeeeeee.
Da Cap'n Posted September 21, 2004 Author Posted September 21, 2004 Mudwraslin'?! Girl, we happen to have the largest mudwraslin' pit this side of the Mississippi!!! As for "Al Key Hall", we got plenty of that.... I'll serve ya up somethin' that'll have you in that pit in no time!!!
The NZA Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 ...MH is mudwrestlin? Shit, you shoulda wrote that on the door, dont gotta ask me twice... Ok, so funkaboxing, i wanna see some muddy boobs, and lets have a...holy bartender.
BigChiefSlapaho Posted September 21, 2004 Posted September 21, 2004 Toss me a Killians. Are we allowed to talk about how shitty the Dolphins were this week?
MetalHeart Posted September 22, 2004 Posted September 22, 2004 I'm a big Smirnoff fan meself. that, or a Mike's Hard anything. (lemonade, limeade, cranberry lemonade, etc.) shots are nice too. la!
RobitussinEF Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 ill have me a basket of wings and a mic. ultra please! (hey can we get this pinned at the top as well so it doesnt get shoved down?)
Reverend Jax Posted September 23, 2004 Posted September 23, 2004 and lets have a...holy bartender. Ha! Make that two!
MyLeakyBucket Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 Wow this place is nice. I'll take a Red Sox win the World Series and a whiskey chaser. Killer game last night. Took down Tampa in the 11th inning. THey don't ever make it easy.
Reverend Jax Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 I'm liking the Eagles this year...they crushed the Lions Sunday.
Da Cap'n Posted September 29, 2004 Author Posted September 29, 2004 DRINKS ALL AROUND!! Thanks for coming y'all!! As for those Dolphins... lets all pour out a little liquor! Marlins... good season!! As for non-Miami teams go, those Eagles DO look like the real deal!! Thats my pick!
Da Cap'n Posted September 29, 2004 Author Posted September 29, 2004 Ok, now back to what we're all here for...
The NZA Posted September 29, 2004 Posted September 29, 2004 ...whoah! *pulls up a chair, gives that wide-eyed look like in the webcomic*
Reverend Jax Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 those Eagles DO look like the real deal!! Thats my pick! Yeah, except McNabb i just a second rate quarterback who the media loves only because he's black
Aartemys Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 Bartender, I'll have a Heineken & some spicy chicken wings, thank you! I play winner of the wrasslin' match!
Electric Duadoman Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 Yeah, except McNabb i just a second rate quarterback who the media loves only because he's black Ha ha okay Rush...hey bartender, gimme a pitcher and a frosted glass.
Dirty Gypsy Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 Heya, all. Bartender? Suppose I could get a Flaming Dreamsicle? It's equal parts vanilla Stoli and orange juice with a little ice. Keep 'em comin and I'll prolly just hand you my wallet. And there's an extra $20 in it for you if you tell any of my enquiring employers who might call that I'm dead. And I said they could fuck off before I died. *2T* -DG
Da Cap'n Posted September 30, 2004 Author Posted September 30, 2004 There y'all go... Damn, this place is getting a little more packed everyday (the chicks wraslin' in the mudpit don't hurt)! I wonder if theres some other stuff that we can do to get some more peeps to come? What do y'all think? Yo Gypsy, how bout if I tell your employers that you didn't die but GOT A BETTER JOB, because your skills where being wasted there? Yeah, I can say that your knowledge in Hydrophysics (I don't even know if that exists) landed you the vice-presidental position at some big ass company! Then I'll tell then that you'd be willing to come back if your boss was killed, you where given the position and a striper was apointed your secretary!! What do ya think?
King of Snake Posted September 30, 2004 Posted September 30, 2004 How bout that 5-1 win for Newcastle?
Da Cap'n Posted October 1, 2004 Author Posted October 1, 2004 Uh... yeah... sure... they're great!! Go Newcastle!! How bout another drink... on the house... heh, heh...
MyLeakyBucket Posted October 1, 2004 Posted October 1, 2004 That reminds me. Gonna go look for a bar in Boston tomorrow that shows Premiership football. Go Liverpool! Can I have the darts please barman? Anyone for a game?
Da Cap'n Posted October 1, 2004 Author Posted October 1, 2004 Here's the darts man! Woah wait!! Let me get that picture of Bush of the dart board (Lindsay was the last to play)!! Or I can leave it if you want?
Aartemys Posted October 1, 2004 Posted October 1, 2004 Anyone in the mood to teach me how to play pool???
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