Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Hahaha I forgot how much fun was this thread!! Hes always such a pussy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 I still prefer the version that has the caption "Better bite the pillow, Billy, I'm going in dry." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Talking boobs are the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 see? EVERYONE talks to her breatsts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilsAdvoc8 Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 This...this is the greatest topic I have ever been to in Hondo's Bar. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Kaniggit Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Wasn't he gay?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilsAdvoc8 Posted September 3, 2007 Share Posted September 3, 2007 (edited) Is that Dick or Jason? DG loved the pussy, JT and any other subsequent incarntions loved the COCK. Just for the record. Edited September 3, 2007 by DevilsAdvoc8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 taken from this site Published through Marvel's abortive Star Comics line of children's comics, CNKK managed to match the Ruby-Spears TV cartoon, goof for goof. Chuck's opponents are, as always, ninjas. Ninjas using those ancient Japanese weapons, handguns. Capturing a classroom full of schoolchildren is a famous ninja tactic that dates back to the Meiji Era and enabled Nobunaga to capture the shogun's entire supply of paste and thumbtacks. But the Karate Kommandos are unaware of the danger! Reed and Kemo (named after his internship at the oncology clinic) spar while Tabe the fat sumo wrestler is blasting expectations and stereotypes by raiding the refrigerator. Too Much is in danger? How much danger is Too Much in? Too much danger? How? Also: giant mutated rat. When your martial arts skills are developed to the Chuck Norris level, you can spit out gigantic chunks of expository dialog in mere seconds without breaking a sweat. Victory! We've held an entire classroom hostage in exchange for a camper van! CAMPER VAN IS OURS! Silly Chuck, expecting ninjas to pick on someone their own size. By the way, the weird, ugly black areas aren't your failing monitor- it's the magic of Flex-o-Graphic printing, the bane of the comic world of the 1980s. I see these ninjas have been reading about Chuck on the internets. I would have also accepted "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits" and "Chuck Norris doesn't read books - he just stares them down until they give him the information he wants." I agree that the famous Chuck Norris might seem to make a better hostage than a "school marm". However, when one considers that Chuck Norris is famous for KICKING YOUR ASS, his hostage suitability factor vanishes instantly. And speaking of kicking ass, here we go!! Whew. Give me a minute. Notice the extended pinky of the ninja's gun hand. Trained in the mystical arts of death AND delicately dainty -that's the hallmark of the Klaw Ninjas. Of course, we're talking about ninjas that can be rounded up by city cops like so many homeless sterno bums, so their awesome martial arts skills can't be all that. Too Much, quit petting the giant mutant rat. What makes this issue of CHUCK NORRIS KARATE KOMMANDOS special - besides starring Chuck Norris - is the constant plugging of James "Shogun" Clavell's THE CHILDREN'S STORY. Throughout the comic, characters mention this book in glowing terms and use it to make time with the hot schoolmarms. Fact is THE CHILDREN'S STORY is a Ayn Rand-ish fable about a dystopian future America where children are brainwashed by an authoritarian collectivist dictatorship. Objectivist-friendly commentary in a Steve Ditko comic book? Say it ain't so, Chuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 from the same site I AM SO SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN SKELETONS ON MOTHERFUCKIN... HAUNTED... houses... on top of a sedan... being driven like... a horse and... buggy. I've said it before and I'll say it again: WHAT THE FUCK, DC COMICS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 that first panel...wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilsAdvoc8 Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Sweet fuck all, my friend HAS that Chuck Norris issue he bought it at a small show here in town as a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 The Fuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 I don't know, YOU TELL ME. YOU'RE THE DETECTIVE!!! In every Issue Green Arrow... Another way to say, that Batman alone is not interesting anymore Lame as usual Supes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted October 5, 2007 Share Posted October 5, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted October 6, 2007 Share Posted October 6, 2007 Suffering Sappho!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 (edited) that's brilliant on so many levels Edited November 12, 2007 by alive she cried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 (edited) worst...page...ev-er what in the name of god is that rabbit advertising? Edited November 14, 2007 by alive she cried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boogie Posted December 19, 2007 Share Posted December 19, 2007 Someone already posted these ones?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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