The NZA Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 So, after Jont posted this link in blargh, i went nuts: this shit's amazing! Using images from old Superman spinoff books, like Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen, etc. you can find a ton of crazy superman pics....i thought id post my favorites, and encourage others to search through that link, see if you can find pics were superman is a bigger asshole than before. Here goes: owned King supes! hatin' on pat boone Louis goes black...? a dick to jimmy olsen 1 2...fuckin harsh. a dick to kids, 1 to kids, 2 to his own kids too, apparently a dick to aquaman dick to lois, 1 lois, 2 lois 3..damn! lois 4 but hey, at least she gets even sometimes... in the end, however, lois gets hers. more to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 Hehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 Why the Hell did they make him such an asshole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 heh, I guess now that they are gaining popularity, I should sell these off ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 Heh, I had the ones with Lois in jail and the one with Superman snapping her air hose. Classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 27, 2004 Author Share Posted November 27, 2004 heh...sounds like you kids are ready for the further adventures of superman, the dick. dick to japanese dick to his prisoners kind of a dick to well-intended vikings even a dick to clark... he's really got a thing against thirsty people... (it wouldnt be a post without him bein a dick to Lois) I mean, fuck, Lois can only take so much shit. dick to jimmy olsen, again: And finally, Superman being a dick way back in the daily strips: next installment: other JLA members being dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 (snicker) "No father for Jimmy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 (edited) I mean, fuck, Lois can only take so much shit. Oh but Lois is such a slut... On an unrelated note, I'm rather curious what exactly "Superman's Fresh Air Fund" is and what you're supposed to donate to it. Edited November 27, 2004 by Silent Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 27, 2004 Share Posted November 27, 2004 Not only is Superman a dick but he swoops into windows the exact same way everytime! Ok, she weds him in his Clark Kent identity - makes sense to me. She adopts a secret identity of her own - yeah I can see that. She even makes a deal with the dev-wait, what the fuck?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Posted November 28, 2004 Share Posted November 28, 2004 desperate ass women, wonder how desperate superman could be... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 28, 2004 Author Share Posted November 28, 2004 yeah I can see that. She even makes a deal with the dev-wait, what the fuck?! hahaha....yeah, i almost wanna read that one, too. Onward! Jimmy Olsen: dick Aquaman, too And of course, some of Batman's finest moments then again, look what he has to work with.... next installment: some of my personal favorite moments in superman dickery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Waitasec! Are these real covers or not? They're fuckin' hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 I like the many loves of Superman witht he initials L.L. (it didn't even mention Lana Lang, bringing the total number of Superman's loves to at least 5, maybe more). I wonder if La Lindsay has seen this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Waitasec! Are these real covers or not? They're fuckin' hilarious!!! Dude, I thought they were made up too, until I saw Superman counting his "Beautiful Cash" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 29, 2004 Author Share Posted November 29, 2004 Theyre legit, far as i can tell...you can look em up at milehighcomics.com, at least some of em. More to come! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Yeah, I believe the deal with these covers is they would put soem bogus thing of the covers and make kids go "wait a minute...Superman goes evil?! I have to get this issue!" Supes also died a miullion times of the covers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Yeah that'd be the basic idea. Then when they read the story it'd always be some mix-up with an evil twin or hypnosis or just Superman saying "I'm sorry, Jimmy, I had to pretend I was evil so Brainiac would reveal his plan to me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Love your new signature by the way Si Bob. It's doom-cock-tastic! Then when they read the story it'd always be some mix-up with an evil twin or hypnosis or just Superman saying "I'm sorry, Jimmy, I had to pretend I was evil so Brainiac would reveal his plan to me." Thats pretty lame. Like in films or tv when the ending is like "...And it was all a dream". Still, they are pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted November 29, 2004 Share Posted November 29, 2004 Thats pretty lame. Yeah well, that's what comics used to be like. There's a reason the public doesn't seem to have much respect for comic books as a legitimate artistic medium. It was years of this kind of bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 There's a reason the public doesn't seem to have much respect for comic books as a legitimate artistic medium. It was years of this kind of bullshit Thank god for Jimmy Corrigan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Actually I'd say it was Spiegelman and Maus that first started chipping away at that perception of comics. I'm pretty sure that was the first nationally-acclaimed graphic novel to be sold in regular bookstores alongside novels. It should also be noted that only in America has the comics industry suffered such a bad image. Love your new signature by the way Si Bob. It's doom-cock-tastic! And thanks. Makes me laugh everytime I look at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Actually I'd say it was Spiegelman and Maus that first started chipping away at that perception of comics. I'm pretty sure that was the first nationally-acclaimed graphic novel to be sold in regular bookstores alongside novels. It should also be noted that only in America has the comics industry suffered such a bad image. I never thought that Jimmy Corrigan was the first, just the first one to spring to mind. Both Jimmy and Maus have won literary prizes which is cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Ahhh, it doesn't really matter either way. This thread ain't about literary awards! It's about Superman being a dick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted November 30, 2004 Author Share Posted November 30, 2004 Yup, these points are true, but on to more dickery: Its one thing to have a booty-call onna side, but a whole family? ice cold Lois finally gets what she wanted, but at what cost? this one's a common one: even supe's friends are dicks: finally, prolly my all-time favorite "supes is a dick" cover: next installment: less supes, more retarded covers from classic covers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted November 30, 2004 Share Posted November 30, 2004 Ok, planetoid? an auto-car? Wrongo Superman? and Lois in a leotard...they must have been high as shit back in the sixties. And how do you explain that he must strap lois to the front of a truck and drive her off the cliff? I mean, how much crap can Superman's friends take? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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