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So, after Jont posted this link in blargh, i went nuts: this shit's amazing! Using images from old Superman spinoff books, like Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen, etc. you can find a ton of crazy superman pics....i thought id post my favorites, and encourage others to search through that link, see if you can find pics were superman is a bigger asshole than before. Here goes:

 

owned

 

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King supes!

 

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hatin' on pat boone

 

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Louis goes black...?

 

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a dick to jimmy olsen 1

 

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2...fuckin harsh.

 

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a dick to kids, 1

 

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to kids, 2

 

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to his own kids too, apparently

 

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a dick to aquaman

 

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dick to lois, 1

 

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lois, 2

 

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lois 3..damn!

 

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lois 4

 

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but hey, at least she gets even sometimes...

 

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in the end, however, lois gets hers.

 

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more to come.

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heh...sounds like you kids are ready for the further adventures of superman, the dick.

 

dick to japanese

 

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dick to his prisoners

 

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kind of a dick to well-intended vikings

 

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even a dick to clark...

 

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he's really got a thing against thirsty people...

 

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(it wouldnt be a post without him bein a dick to Lois)

 

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I mean, fuck, Lois can only take so much shit.

 

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dick to jimmy olsen, again:

 

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And finally, Superman being a dick way back in the daily strips:

 

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next installment: other JLA members being dicks.

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yeah I can see that. She even makes a deal with the dev-wait, what the fuck?!

 

hahaha....yeah, i almost wanna read that one, too. Onward!

 

Jimmy Olsen: dick

 

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Aquaman, too

 

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And of course, some of Batman's finest moments

 

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then again, look what he has to work with....

 

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next installment: some of my personal favorite moments in superman dickery.

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Love your new signature by the way Si Bob. It's doom-cock-tastic!

 

Then when they read the story it'd always be some mix-up with an evil twin or hypnosis or just Superman saying "I'm sorry, Jimmy, I had to pretend I was evil so Brainiac would reveal his plan to me."

 

Thats pretty lame. Like in films or tv when the ending is like "...And it was all a dream". Still, they are pretty funny.

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Actually I'd say it was Spiegelman and Maus that first started chipping away at that perception of comics. I'm pretty sure that was the first nationally-acclaimed graphic novel to be sold in regular bookstores alongside novels. It should also be noted that only in America has the comics industry suffered such a bad image.

 

  Love your new signature by the way Si Bob. It's doom-cock-tastic!

 

And thanks. :D Makes me laugh everytime I look at it.

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Actually I'd say it was Spiegelman and Maus that first started chipping away at that perception of comics. I'm pretty sure that was the first nationally-acclaimed graphic novel to be sold in regular bookstores alongside novels. It should also be noted that only in America has the comics industry suffered such a bad image.

 

I never thought that Jimmy Corrigan was the first, just the first one to spring to mind. Both Jimmy and Maus have won literary prizes which is cool.

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Yup, these points are true, but on to more dickery:

 

Its one thing to have a booty-call onna side, but a whole family? ice cold

 

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Lois finally gets what she wanted, but at what cost? this one's a common one:

 

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even supe's friends are dicks:

 

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finally, prolly my all-time favorite "supes is a dick" cover:

 

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next installment: less supes, more retarded covers from classic covers.

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Ok, planetoid? an auto-car? Wrongo Superman? and Lois in a leotard...they must have been high as shit back in the sixties. And how do you explain that he must strap lois to the front of a truck and drive her off the cliff? I mean, how much crap can Superman's friends take?

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