Arnah Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 MH - where in the world is Babo? I'm concerned for his well being. Please use your powers of mind-reception to locate him, and bring him home. Where he can be cared for and posed in further awkward sexually related images. Thankyou. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 ...wherever did she go? im gonna have to pull the big guns to get her back here. MH, how do you feel about kitty exploitation, for fun and profit? hondo's needs to pay its bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 9, 2006 Author Share Posted April 9, 2006 Dear MH...I just recently started working out with a personal trainer...the problem is, I am so totally lusting over this 21 year old piece of meat! He is just...wow. I haven't had it this bad since...well, I don't think I have ever had it this bad! What do I do? Sorry I'm replying so late! Now, I understand your need for meat. Hell, I have to have my meat daily otherwise I think I'll go crazy! But I think that if you lust over 21 yr old meat, that you'll get sick. Shit, if I eat meat that's even six months old (kept in the fridge) it makes me puke all over the place. I would try to get some fresh meat rather than 2 decade (+1) old meat. Love, M TINY KITTY BIG PUPPY, who do you think would win in a fight? KITTEN PWNS ALL. cat-tarts: future QVC product, or marketing gold? ps what of the melon-cats? Marketing gold(en showers!). as for the melon-cats, I... I wish I was one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Back by a popular demand that never existed, nor a thread that did either! But, everyone and their dog has one, why not a girl named Rachael with shirts that state truth in bright neon colors that looks like a club kid should wear?!?! mmmm. So. Anyone? Feel free to Crap Shack this at any point youv'e been crap shacked my dear! question... dust? anybody? no? dust! real question... why do people have to be fucking retards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted June 10, 2006 Author Share Posted June 10, 2006 youv'e been crap shacked my dear! question... dust? anybody? no? dust! real question... why do people have to be fucking retards? Haha all the question threads were crapshacked. They reside in the taint of all threads, between the ballzak and the Crap Shack! haaa! Dust! It is actually quite low in fat, so you can have as much dust as you like! And for your 2nd question - People will be fucking retards until the end of time. It's very very unfortunate, but when say and do stupid things you just gotta learn to walk away and not let it get to you. Most times it's just them trying to get a rise out of you for their sick fucking amusement. I hope that people stop being fucking retards soon m'lady! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 since... since your staying in today... can we like go get some materials that are kick ass for sewing time???? ahh excited face!! woah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Dear MH Seeing as how you won the Nicest Hondonian Award 3 years in a row do you plan on becoming evil to win the Hondo's Villian Award for the next 3 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted June 10, 2006 Author Share Posted June 10, 2006 Dear MH Seeing as how you won the Nicest Hondonian Award 3 years in a row do you plan on becoming evil to win the Hondo's Villian Award for the next 3 years. Sounds enticing......*scratches chin* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 how do you plan i get rid of a semi psychotic ex girlfriend who is bombarding me with text messages... really annoying me and causing overall head wreckage... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted June 11, 2006 Author Share Posted June 11, 2006 how do you plan i get rid of a semi psychotic ex girlfriend who is bombarding me with text messages... really annoying me and causing overall head wreckage... I would send her back pictures of TubGirl repeatedly. Or you could tell her to cool it the fuck off, that it's over, and you're with someone else that is way lovelier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 awh, even when your trying to be mean your being nice.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted June 11, 2006 Author Share Posted June 11, 2006 (edited) awh, even when your trying to be mean your being nice.... aawh it's all power of the Metal Heart. Edited July 1, 2006 by MetalHeart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Exclusive Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 (edited) Rach, I have a new friend and he's kinda a big movie star, but I think my friends here in Miami are jealous! What should I do? Panch Edited August 9, 2006 by Mr. Exclusive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 Dear Panch, Prove you friendship and watch his movie with your friends. Sincerly, Rachael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Exclusive Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 No, no, no! You are not Rachael! Rach, if you please... answer the question... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 I think Samuel would be delighted to have you watch his film with his friends! Then afterwards he can call you up and invite you to drive your Junky Car over to his place to Dance in front of the Mirror and fiddle with your Fancy Haridon't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Exclusive Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I got a feeling this was a post that was inspired by a phone call! Jax, you son-of-a-bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 Oh, you can thank Nick. And Samuel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Exclusive Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I refuse to believe Nick had anything to do with the fact that Sam Jackson took time outta his VERY busy schedual to call ME!! MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! He's my bestfriend, just so you know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 WHO HAS QUESTIONS FORME?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 WHO HAS QUESTIONS FORME?! I do! Not that I'm sayin' I'll have money or anything ('cause I'm not)... but what do want for your birthday? Amazon wishlists and/or just regular old written lists appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted August 26, 2006 Author Share Posted August 26, 2006 Dude just the presence of your company is all that's needed! And your lady's, too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycaon Posted August 26, 2006 Share Posted August 26, 2006 Dude just the presence of your company is all that's needed! And your lady's, too I realize that may presence is awesome enough, but other people may want to know what you want, if not for your birthday, then at least for the X-mas gift exchange. We doing that this year? If so we may wanna start selections early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted August 27, 2006 Author Share Posted August 27, 2006 Pffft naw. I just wanna go out and drinkz0rz or something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 please list things that you dislike/hate to disprove that you are truly made of sugar, spice, and all things not mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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