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To: Marc

Re: Unauthorized Use of STAR WARS Copyrights and Trademarks on website: http://nuar.lunarpages.com/video/SW_mirrors.htm




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From: Clan Luc@ss

To: m4r(

Re: Stop haXXing our trailer or we will tell the mods on you!




Clan Luc@ss and krew (aka. “Griefers”) are so ubAr 133t that we even made Star Warz, The Empire Respawns, and The Jedi Go PvP. We also made some crap about some fag named Jar-Jar, but that was totally teh SUXXOR!!!1!!11! (oops. our bad) But we still totally pwn those flix. Those movies are mega ph4t lewt and we even found some sploitz that let us re-release them and make MAD BANK!


Even tho the 133t trailR was TOTALLY THE WINxorz, we f’in PWNt you! You are a dam dirty pirate-haxor-n00b and you can’t join our clan. You duped our items and somehow (must be h4x) stacked buffs on them. You best do what we say or we’ll petition the GMs and they will B4N your account! Oh noes!


If you want us to stop spawn camping your happy a$$, send a /tell admitting that you got spanked! Read the EULA and RTFM, ho! Our clan is #1 and we will make sure that everyone TKs you whenever you log on if you don’t STFU. We shoot straight!


U SUK!!!I1!!!! We still pwn Star Warz, j00 and Jar-Jar. (srry bout that. really)


All your base are belong to us!


Clan Luc@ss, (Stat whores)

Griefer Affairs

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since were talkin weird SW shit here anyway...there's this.



Warren, it's all there, but believe me, the movie's plot is so confused that it doesn't really matter. At one point, Natalie Portman complains that "this war happened because of a failure to listen." But the war she's talking about was started by the good guys! It was the Jedi who secretly built the Clone army that appeared in the movie before this upcoming one. And, of course, the Rebellion that Luke Skywalker joined in the first trilogy was conducting a war against the Evil Empire which included blowing up Death Stars and arming Teddy Bears. Evidently 25 years into the Star Wars empire, George Lucas decided he just doesn't like war. Now he tells us. The whole confusion is reminiscent of the last Matrix movie, which is all about a noble truce between our heroes and the computers that have been using all of humanity as batteries. So that a few people could survive to have orgies in the underground city of Zion, billions of people had to remain in the Matrix. Inadvertently, both Lucas and the Wachowski brothers (who wrote and directed the Matrix movies) reveal with their brainless anti-Bushism the essential cowardly vapidity of pacifism.

Posted at 06:18 PM


there's a happier take on it at that link that apparently spoils a bit too, so watch yourself. I love how that last one not only forces partisan politics into star-fucking-wars, but manages to quietly shit on gandhi at the end.

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Um, when I said, Wednesday night. The show starts at 12:01am on Thursday morning, so we have to be out there Wednesday night. That's what I was talking about. One of us (me) has to get a good spot in line to secure us a few choice seats together.

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oh shit, were wathcin it opening night?! :D you sure are the shit, and not because you smell funny sometimes.


Ok yeah we can meetup early and get in line for seats, god knows itll be a line, but opening night crowd outta be awesome. What theatre did you manage to get em for? Also, is it you, me & Vagrant, or..?

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