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Mine from 3 posts ago was Birdhouse in my Soul by They Might Be Giants. New lyrics:

 

Let me tell you something...

Bustin' makes me feel good!

 

 

I ain't afraid of no ghost...Ghostbusters - Ray Parker, Jr.

 

Sometimes I don't know why we rather live than die,

we look up towards the sky for answers to our lives.

We may get some solutions but most just pass us by,

don't want your absolution cause I can't make it right.

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Everyday People - Sly & The Family Stone

 

So now you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruins,For peace and trust can win the day despite of all your losing.

 

Led Zep Immigrant song

 

Constant in the darkness where is that at?

If you want me I'll be in the bar

On the back of a cartoon coaster

in the blue tv screen light

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The Smiths - Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now.

 

This is breaking news

It appears that Air Force One was shot down

Somewhere over the Middle East this morning

By a sleeper cell of rogue terrorists firing a Stinger Missile

The Pilot and all passengers are unaccounted for

The President's whereabouts are presently unknown and he is presumed missing

The Vice President, Secretary of State, and principals of the military are assembling

Our nation stands at DEFCON 3

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We built this city....we built this city on rock and roll, built this city....

 

by Starship.

 

Every girl wants you to be her man

But I'll wait my dear 'til it's my turn

I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that

Oh, no

 

Blondie - The Tide Is High

 

So You Say I Got A Funny Face

I Got No Worries

And I Don't Know Why

I Don't Know Why

Oh I Gotta Sing With Some Disgrace

I'm In No Hurry

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Blondie - The Tide Is High

 

So You Say I Got A Funny Face

I Got No Worries

And I Don't Know Why

I Don't Know Why

Oh I Gotta Sing With Some Disgrace

I'm In No Hurry

 

Slade! Also covered by Quiet Riot. "Cum on feel the noize".

I've been watching VH1's HEAVY Metal thing today, haha. They have some sorta marathon on or something. Otherwise I woulda missed this. Also my friend Paul loooooooooved Quiet Riot. I swear I must've heard this song at least once whenever I rode with him. I miss him :(

 

 

It's an orchard of peaches.

Your wife in the shower.

While you wait for appointments.

Or as you walk through the park.

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New lyrics:

For a price I'd do about anything

Except pull the trigger

For that I'd need a pretty good cause

Then I heard of Dr. X

The man with the cure

Just watch the television

Yeah, you'll see there's something going on

 

Got no love for politicians

Or that crazy scene in D.C.

It's just a power mad town

But the time is ripe for changes

There's a growing feeling

That taking a chance on a new kind of vision is due

 

I used to trust the media

To tell me the truth, tell us the truth

But now I've seen the payoffs

Everywhere I look

Who do you trust when everyone's a crook?

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Queensryche - Revolution calling.

 

Who's that girl there?

I wonder what went wrong

So that she had to roam the streets

She dont do major credit cards

I doubt she does receipts

It's all not quite legitimate

arctic monkeys - not sure which song

 

Yo bitch I fucked your friend, yeah you stank hoe
I seen her on the elevator, honey grabbed my Kangol
She put me on to mega-shit, bout to slap the bitch
She shot crazy verbal, I leaned back like I'm rich
It took place late night on February 17th
Hands flooded like ink, my face on her magazine
Just got back from Honolulu, pockets stackin boucoup cash
Girlfriend sipped the Yoo-hoo and laughed, yo
While I was on tour, whore, you went to work
Quick fast, had a nigga dick in the dirt
You couldn't wait just to kidnap the bait of my sperm
Where's you at, hoe? 'Pinky house, she put in my perm'
That's all you ever said to me, thought that could hold me
Remember when I long-dicked you and broke your ovary?
You crab bitch, chickenhead hoe, eatin' heros
I'm the first nigga that had you watchin flicks by DeNiro
You gained crazy points, baby, just bein with God
Taught you how to eat the right foods, fast, and don't eat lard
I gave you earth lessons, I came to you as a blessin
You didn't do the knowledge what the God was manifestin
You sneaky fuck bitch, your ways and actions told it all
I fucked you while you was bleedin, held you down in malls
Sexually you worshipped my di-dick like a cross
I had you fiend out, broke out, for a month you fell off
You was my main shit, my peeps showed you love on the strength
You saw how I got down, the way I thought had you tranked
But you had to fuck this rasta-head ass nigga
I shoulda slapped ya but the Gods said chilllllllll
That's your wiz fault, god, handle that in the lab"
I'm wonderin how many times your hot ass got stabbed
You dumb bitch, horny hot fuck from out the mountains
Your clientele is low hoe, catch you next show, bro
I got jerked, gave away my pussy, that shit hurt
It feel like somebody died or shot your old Earth
But fuck it, I fucked you on a chair with three legs
Broken tables, had you screamin while you was bitin on my cables
Whistlin to the washing machine, I threw it on spin
If your pussy dry, spit on my dick and put it in
My dick's the bomb baby, marvelous hot steak
Plus I'm conceited Starks make the biggest so-called rape
I'm God, cipher divine love my pussy real fine
That means clean the FDS smell with a shine
Word up, respect that hoe

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