Jables Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Alrighty then, I'll see what I can do. I found out yesterday I'm gonna have surgery upcoming(diabetic eye problems), but I dunno when it'll be, so we'll see. Diabetus can cost you an eye now? I'd feel half a twat for capitalising on a joke this late in the game but I've a 50/50 chance of the offended party not seeing it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Diabeetus is metal as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortiis558 Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 (edited) http://youtu.be/Jy2my_diH6A "It looks so fucking good...you can't even deny it!!" Edited November 23, 2011 by Mortiis558 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Oh shit, that was hilarious. So many wonderful quotes. "The potatoes are done when they're easily pierced with a mystical knife" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 (edited) I mostly just came here to watch that awesome fucking Vegan Metal Chef again. "Cut the potatoes...on the altar!" I'll leave these while I'm here though. Edited December 16, 2011 by Thelogan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 does this count Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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alive she cried Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 (edited) does this count If the question is "Does this count as an awesome metal song?" The answer is well and truly yes. Edited March 25, 2012 by alive she cried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 ASC logan just called us both faggots for liking it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 It's just my default response for whatever you post here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 25, 2012 Share Posted March 25, 2012 i swear to god ima find a pic of Donald Glover in the biggest square frame glasses for your next hip-hop post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Scandinavia : Hard as FUCK. This isn't news. I just like the graphic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortiis558 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 First off I wanted to say in reply to those Idol Metal Videos....It really is no suprise a guy in a "Bullet For My Valentine" knows and sings Celine Dion, go listen to the band, it'll all make sense as they TOO try to emulate, I mean channel, Celine on many occasions. Now did I hear NZA say he "likes" Celtic Frost??? Can you say GODDAMN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortiis558 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 ROFL, I can't.....stop.....laughing....lol.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 I don't get it. Explain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortiis558 Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 What I took it as, was that was Logan's response to the video of the guy playing his new song, basically the dude from Blue's Clues just kinda nodding along to it...it is meant as sarcastic, it just was funny as shit to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 When I posted it, the video hadn't shown up yet. The last line was "you "like" celtic frost?", and I was trying to show excited anticipation and make a joke about the history of this thread. As in anticipating a 18 inch long dissertation. Possibly several. Clearly it works, and doesn't work, on many levels though. Thus is the magic of animated .gif's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortiis558 Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 lol, yes that still works too. such wonderful magic these .gifs. Going back and looking again now that I know the truth, that does make a lot more sense than what I came up with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortiis558 Posted April 6, 2012 Share Posted April 6, 2012 New Dying Fetus!! Great song, just wow, those lyrics....never said they were good songwriters... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alive she cried Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 just wow, those lyrics....never said they were good songwriters... I'm struggling to think of a metal band this doesn't apply to. In other news, for those that have trouble telling Metal's subgenres apart. * POWER METALThe protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. * THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her. * HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. * FOLK METAL The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess. * VIKING METAL The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving. * DEATH METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves. * BLACK METAL The protagonist IS the dragon, dwells in the heart of the night with in a castle full of hellhounds and eternal flames. He kills the sassy knight, fucks the noble steed and sacrifices the princess to Satan. * GORE METAL The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time. * DOOM METAL The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story. * PROGRESSIVE METAL The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist. * GLAM METAL The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour. * NU METAL The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 This thread is prime for dramatic readings.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Done and done. Looking forward to more of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 I'm planning on doing one when I'm less exhausted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted October 4, 2012 Share Posted October 4, 2012 Yeah, I was scouting this one yesterday. It probably has a handful of posts with potential in the span of a couple of pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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