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Newtype Hondonian

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wow

 

i swear to you not a rickroll.

 

it was added in january, how is it still there?

 

also it's kinda funny,

she does some wierd exotic bird type dance

 

What I would like to know is as to WHY where you looking for porn on youtube.

Acalis Hondonian

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wow

 

i swear to you not a rickroll.

 

it was added in january, how is it still there?

 

also it's kinda funny,

she does some wierd exotic bird type dance

Not surprised. Youtube has clips from actual porn movies, like this one:

 

 

 

Also, there's a "porno" version of Youtube called youporn.com.

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Iambaytor Hondonian

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What I would like to know is as to WHY where you looking for porn on youtube.

 

Well.... when boys reach a certain age they start to notice girls and they start to have funny feelings about those girls. And pretty soon they want to do things to those girls, but sometimes to do things to a girl you have to give her flowers, candy, kisses, and not grab hold of her ears and make airplane noises while she's doing things to your bathing suit area. And well, some boys think that's worth it to work hard for years and years to get one girl who may in fact not be any good at it or have a downstairs that smells like a meat processing plant in Alabama in July, but some just prefer looking at pictures because it helps them be happy for a little while and forget that they're dead inside.

 

So to answer your question, your mother's a whore and you were conceived in the back of a two-tone piece of shit car in the parking lot of Eurodisney. Also, you have AIDs.

Newtype Hondonian

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Well.... when boys reach a certain age they start to notice girls and they start to have funny feelings about those girls. And pretty soon they want to do things to those girls, but sometimes to do things to a girl you have to give her flowers, candy, kisses, and not grab hold of her ears and make airplane noises while she's doing things to your bathing suit area. And well, some boys think that's worth it to work hard for years and years to get one girl who may in fact not be any good at it or have a downstairs that smells like a meat processing plant in Alabama in July, but some just prefer looking at pictures because it helps them be happy for a little while and forget that they're dead inside.

 

So to answer your question, your mother's a whore and you were conceived in the back of a two-tone piece of shit car in the parking lot of Eurodisney. Also, you have AIDs.

 

That's rich coming from someone who lives in the backwaters of America.

 

And I can't have AIDs cause I've never been to the FAQ.

Iambaytor Hondonian

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That's rich coming from someone who lives in the backwaters of America.

 

Oh come on, that's the best you got? Come on, I've heard white jokes directed at Nick with more creativity than that.

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