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Aussie Comedy Group Tripod perfomace, BEST SONG EVER! :misty:

 

Make you happy tonight

 

Baby, gonna make u happy tonight (gonna make u happy tonight)

Oh, Sugar

Give my love to u, oh baby

And make u feel so right (gonna make u, make u happy)

Spend some time with u

We're gonna make love (gonna make some sweet, sweet love)

So get ready (oh, get ready, get ready)

For lovin' tonight

 

Before we get down to love (before we get down)

I've just gotta finish this level

U see, I've got a high score tonight

And I just wanna save my game

I'll be with u in a minute, sweet darlin', Baby, Honey

I love how u dance for me

Na-na, na-na, na-na

(Could u move a little to the left, Baby?)

I can't see the tv.

Baby, I can't wait til we start

It's just that the 'save points' are quite far apart

In this game, Baby.

 

This bit's got a multi-player system, honey

Maybe u could operate a turrent with me

Would that be romantic?

Games give you hand-eye co-ordination

Together with spatial intelligence and map-readin' skills

Oh Sugar

 

(Turn the lights down low)

Turn the lights down just a little bit lower, Baby (Turn the lights down low)

Turn the lights down low (Turn the lights down low)

It's just that it helps me feel like I'm in a spaceship!

(And we can make some sweet,sweet love , Honey, Sugar, Baby

Whoo-oo)

 

U look so great to me, Baby

Have u brushed ur teeth yet?

Take ur time, no hurry

It's just that i'm not tired

Are u tired?

I'll see u in the bed, then

U might wanna take a book

Ooh, ur so fine baby

U know, I can't stop thinkin' about u

And all the magic coins that i need to collect

U see, I just need to find one more secret area so i can get all

the bonus points and then we can make love!

 

I think this X-box

Is the best present I ever bought for u ... baby!

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Fun Hondo's Fact:

 

Ever wanna read a spoiler tag in a forum where i never bothered to finish coding them into? Given that theyre only used in a few of em anyway, you fucks...

 

Method the first:

 

if you have moderation abilities in that forum, why not simply click on "edit", read what you want, and back out before you do any damage?

 

Method the second:

 

Sadly, none of you are yet worthy of being super moderators that look after every forum. Why not simply quote the post? You can then see what was said, and again back out without saying a thing!

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More Fun Hondo's Facts:

 

DID YOU KNOW...

 

I have just entered the Top 30 Hodoninans, by precious postcount, and this post ties me with the evil Jont, who shall soon be eaten one more post later. The rest of the mid to late 20's will be easily passed, as many dont post at the moment; its the teens and on down from there that's gonna be tricky.

 

Fucking Jax. Thats why you still only have 4 cows.

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wow, apparently my flight to ireland is going to suck ass. i basically can't have anything but my passport and meds and maybe a book if i'm lucky. i'm coming fucked up and i'm bringing some heavy duty shit to knock me out... cause a nonstop flight to london without a lappy or ipod or even just my purse so i can maybe comb my hair... that blows. fucking terrorists. i hope you fucking get eaten by fire ants. and then trip into a pile of salty vinegar and lemon sauce. yeah. assholes.

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Terry Pratchett is king in the house of Garret. Of course there IS no monarchy in the house of Garret so shouldering the anarchic status quo alongside the King is Emporer Mark Millar, Dutchess Brian Azzarello, and Lord Palaniuk, he does his best to get his fair share & come saturday Night, noone argues his use of Robert Rodi's Loki mini as the chamberpot.

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This is a message to Skeeter:

 

In the spoiler tags thread, you can read the spoiler tags by clicking the ("Quote) button for each individual post. When your reply screen comes up, that person whose post your quoted will appear without being hidden.

Edited by Jack's Meandering Thoughts
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Dear 2track,

 

When ended your self imposed exile? I thought you were "done with all that Hondo's shit" and wanted to "wipe [your] ass with that fucker Custer and his leftist Wonder Man hating propaganda machine".

 

What gives?

 

Menstrual Molly

Goshen, Ak

 

Dear Molly,

 

It was all looking good. I was going to take some time off in September, go down to Miami and for a coupla days of viciously fucking Jax (but in a good way). Then it turns out my friend is getting married in Ireland (something I find out the day after posting the going to Miami pic) so I end up having to go to that.

 

So, I'll pay my dues here.

 

Yours,

 

2titsaren'tasgoodasthreeaswealllearntintotalrecall

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