TopDawg540 Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 Picked up a stack of policies that I had decided needed to be cancelled for various reasons. Just as I pulled up the first one my Winamp playlist hit AC/DC "Highway to hell". Found that a funny coincidence. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 Call a guy a jerk and now im considered a traitor. whats this world comming to?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 Why the fuck is life so shit some times! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 11, 2003 Author Share Posted March 11, 2003 "Do you have any questions, Mr. Custer?" "Yes, I was wondering....just how much does this position pay, with my experience?" "We believe we offer very competitive wages." "That..that's good. So what would a ballpark range be, hourly?" "Starting out, it would be around six, maybe seven dollars." "..who are you 'competing' with, migrant workers?" :mexican: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 Oh my lawdie... you didn't catch that one did you? Freebird just dropped a freestyle in 24 Hours To Live... Go Look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 Its funny now that were testin skins out & they bring their own smileys..youll do a topic in honor of something but the smiley tunred into an alien head givin the bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Junker.... dropped... a freestyle... WOW. It's like whoa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 Wow....dan's seething hatred of idealism actually did something interesting, was pretty damn cool, hope to see more of it. But ya know...from this moral highground, ya cant help but pity those who shoot so low theyre complacent with finding nothing... haha had to throw that in to instigate another attack. People ff you want Junker to hang around the battle raps, go in there & tell him to turn the other cheek, he'll spit on your mother's grave but he'll do it with style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 just downloaded a nas track... pretty cool... imma be homie-g-fied in a while... thanks to nick of course this week sucks... so much shit to do... i was supposed to go to class at 630... key word supposed to now im just hungry... im always hungry... i want torilla chips... go figure, there ain't any more i should be doing my government reading, but of course, im slacking... damn, this is my guilty pleasure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 hey does anyone owe me any gifts? no? if you do could you please buy me this? Yeah its expensive for a book but ill read the whoooole thing honest injun buy me this and ill be your friend ps im a whore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freebird Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 jack that shit leah, jack it... she soo won't even notice that the minnie mouse ball is gone... pleeeeease!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 "watch the company you keep, and the crowd you bring 'cause they came to do drugs, and you came to sing..." :frontman: Nas appreciation thread comin soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 well its 643 in hte morning and im calling out sick for hte 1st time. My mind is utter garbage and driving is not up on the available skills list. Thissis one of those rock bottom mornings. I know what I need to get done to make it all better, but I dont have the energy to do so. Where to get that initial hit? I'm sitting on the floor cross legged on a laptop just typing away, hoping that maybe soemthing my fingers write will illumnate me. Clear away the cobwebs and let some light in so to speak. Whining is so degrading, I'll keep it to the internet where no one reads it so it shd be fine. There must be a venting point, else bottling up wld cause me to split in two and go psychotic. Dry mouth, splitting tension headache, astronomical bills that arent being helped out by my skipping work. .. and yes being on everyone's low priority queue. Fuck it. Must learn not to care. nothing matters. Why be the only one worrying about shit. Fuck it. Indifference is the road to success, so be it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 i really shouldn't be on the computer... might get strep or flu or mono germs on it... whatever it is i have... why do my symptoms have to be so damn VAGUE? mfmhmdmm *moans* *falls down* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopDawg540 Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 ...BLARGH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 Wow everybody else is all sick. Me, im healthy, just po. If you poeple came over with your contaiminated asses, id cook for the lot of you, im gettin better. ...but you should bring the food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yahve Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 just spent 90 mins at the tennis courts, im going to lose another 5 pounds of fat in SB even if it kills me. Sound body, the mind will follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 I want a button on my computer that, when depressed, has the targeton the screen held down and fucked in the gall bladder by nymphomaniac suicide lepers who are quite prepared to leave their green suppurating cocks broken off in the wound. I DON'T THINK THAT'S TOO MUCH TO ASK IN THE 21ST CENTURY. LEPERS. SORES. WOUND-COCKS. NOW. -- aaaarrrr Warren Ellis: a man with vision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 The perfect set up to check if the dudes (girls) honest: 1. Set up a screenname on AIM 2. Talk to him(her) when (s)he gets online 3. Make him(her) think (s)he knows you from school 4. Ask him if hes(shes) seeing anyone (The ultimate test..chances are (s)he'll say now cause thier LIARS 5. Tell him(her) your fine and you want him(her) 6. Make him(her) meet you at Dolphin Mall at the D&B side mall entrance at a certain time 7. Get there before that time and wait upstairs overlooking the mall entrance. (Optional) Bring a friend 8. Laugh your ass off when you see them waiting and looking around like assholes. 9. Treat yourself to Fridays for a job well done. 10. Tell that person to fuck off when they call you later to see what your up to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 "Yo...Rumor has it, "The Blueprint" classic Couldn't even be stopped by Bin Laden So September 11th marks the era, forever of a revolutionary Jay Guevera..." - Jay-Z, "The Bounce" You have to hear that one flow to appreciate it..damn that's tight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 Damn... Now I remember why I stopped taking NyQuil. Too late though... :sleepy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 13, 2003 Author Share Posted March 13, 2003 We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthly, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and quiet whispering of the leaves in the Weeping Willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene. We lay there, both naked, I knew I had to have her and have her now. Without a word being spoken, I managed to move myself to a position of dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she had been waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. As sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind-blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out until the moment we had been both waiting for was upon us. As it did we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long set sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, as we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace, I kissed her long and loving and whispered how good she had been, she tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear and whispered: "Baaaa", then re-joined the flock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defgoddess Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 yep... :sleepy: that is me... but i can't go to bed... new angel tonight... probably have to tape it, seeing as how i still feel like crap... very lonely... :( *sigh* searching for prom dresses isn't helping... i am trying michelle, neon green is not to be seen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 13, 2003 Author Share Posted March 13, 2003 My backup plans are forming. That makes me happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 You are the friggin bone machine?!? I was talking to peachy peach about kissy kiss. Buy me a soda! Hip hip hip hip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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