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This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida...An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so Shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why...For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat...A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and

carrying a large handgun.

 

No charges were filed.

 

 

Moral of the story?

 

If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable.

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Those are KIMMY'S BOOBIE arent they?? or are they yours.. ahh im confused... they look like kims lol and why would i know what kims boobs look like.. who knows lol

 

and I love all three of the pics of Molks.. I just figured they would scare the people that do not know what is brian molko!

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And I was the blargh abuser?

 

Didn't some songs in the 80's sound a little D&Dish? I think The Darkness was trying to bring that back...and blatantly obvious D&D overtones: Here's Black Shuck

 

In a town in the east

The parishioners were visited upon

By a curious beast

And his eyes numbered but one and shone like the sun

And a glance beckoned the immediate loss

Of a cherished one

It was the coming of the

 

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck

Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck

 

Flames licked round the sacred spire

And the congregation's last line of defence

Was engulfed in fire

As the flaming priest stepped into the firing line

On the business end of a beam of despair

God, he took his own life

During the coming of the

 

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck

Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck

 

A nimbus of blue light surrounds a crimson paw

As he takes another fatal swipe

At the Blytheburgh Church Door

 

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck

Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck

Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) Black Shuck

(Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck

 

Woof!

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