Signal08 Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 I am one up on IC... no party of my body is telling me no... if the owl knows how many licks (3) to the center of a toostie pop, does he know how many licks to the orgasm of a pussy pop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 That ass goes on for days... I'm switching from regular subs to small subs. Smaller meals more times a day. *shrugs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted March 28, 2005 Share Posted March 28, 2005 quentin tarentino loves me. he's always finding ways to bring me up in his movies. How nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SuperEeyore Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida...An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so Shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why...For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat...A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. Moral of the story? If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it memorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Random nothingness!!! but can you have non-random nothingness?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Um yeah, already posted, but you know, can't get too much of it!: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 haha if you think my sig.picture is scary... at least its not these!!! lol lol I could change the picture.. but after a few minutes to think it over.. I dont think I will! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 aaawh i like the first one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Le Tigre Easter Egg!!! Kim Sell is the hottest bitch ever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 went from nipple to eggs... ONLY ON HONDOS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 (edited) Those are KIMMY'S BOOBIE arent they?? or are they yours.. ahh im confused... they look like kims lol and why would i know what kims boobs look like.. who knows lol and I love all three of the pics of Molks.. I just figured they would scare the people that do not know what is brian molko! Edited March 29, 2005 by pictureofdorian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 are you ready for the big ride bayayayabyyyyyy!!??!!??!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 (edited) Hahah my boobs aren't that big! Those are mine!! You saying Kim has small boobies now?! lol Edited March 29, 2005 by MetalHeart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dante Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 And I was the blargh abuser? Didn't some songs in the 80's sound a little D&Dish? I think The Darkness was trying to bring that back...and blatantly obvious D&D overtones: Here's Black Shuck In a town in the east The parishioners were visited upon By a curious beast And his eyes numbered but one and shone like the sun And a glance beckoned the immediate loss Of a cherished one It was the coming of the (Black Shuck) Black Shuck (Black Shuck) Black Shuck (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck Black Shuck (Black Shuck) Black Shuck (Black Shuck) Black Shuck (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck Flames licked round the sacred spire And the congregation's last line of defence Was engulfed in fire As the flaming priest stepped into the firing line On the business end of a beam of despair God, he took his own life During the coming of the (Black Shuck) Black Shuck (Black Shuck) Black Shuck (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck Black Shuck (Black Shuck) Black Shuck (Black Shuck) Black Shuck (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck A nimbus of blue light surrounds a crimson paw As he takes another fatal swipe At the Blytheburgh Church Door (Black Shuck) Black Shuck (Black Shuck) Black Shuck (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck Black Shuck (Black Shuck) Black Shuck (Black Shuck) Black Shuck (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck (Black Shuck) Black Shuck (Black Shuck) Black Shuck (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck Black Shuck (Black Shuck) Black Shuck (Black Shuck) Black Shuck (Black Shuck) That dog don't give a fuck Woof! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 look out!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLeakyBucket Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 This London graffiti artist rocks my world: Banksy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 Hahah my boobs aren't that big! Those are mine!! You saying Kim has small boobies now?! lol They just look to big to be yours.. lol for the random part of my post... On the back of my work name tag it says that I am property of Jesse H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 I'm getting married this Saturday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 I'll bring the minute rice... and throw it at you all... then the birds will eat it and drink water and puff up (cuz rice explodes in their tum tums) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 I'm getting married this Saturday... EEEEEEEEEEEE CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 i miss the days of Phantasy Star 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 you know one of my favorite hondos smileys is this one and I have never had a use for it, but now I do. HA HAHAHAHAHAHA NICK YOUR LINK WAS OWNED!!! :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted March 30, 2005 Share Posted March 30, 2005 I see it! and oh man Cj loves that game! haha we're thinking of going online with it soon maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted March 30, 2005 Author Share Posted March 30, 2005 hey, blargh's almost 400 pages now! That makes Chewie happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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