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from my PM inbox, Chief's lost tex-based RPG. :misty:

 

You are a Noble Paladin. Your unquestionable character and courage is known throughout the land. During your last conquest you came upon a Magical Ring with strange powers. Unfortunately, whilst staring at the Magical Ring, you were bashed on the head with a war hammer and knocked unconscious. The impact on your skull caused you to lose a fair amount of brain cells and also forget exactly how the Magical Ring works.

 

SEXINESS = 5 (occasional drooling & mumbling)

FIGHTING ABILITY = 11 (still knows how to swing a sword around)

TOLERANCE = -15 (it's not the Pally way)

CHARISMA = 4 (you can muster up a few good words when you're not staring off into space)

BRAINS = -9 (acute brain damage)

MAGICAL POWERS = ?? Magical Ring (unknown powers)

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oh, souljaboy.

 

Soulja Boy was asked by Toure which historical figure he hates most. And according to Toure's blog, when Soulja Boy appeared to be caught off guard by the question, Toure threw out some previous answers which included Hitler, Bin Laden, and slave masters.

 

Here is how Soulja Boy then responded to the question, "Oh wait! Hold up! Shout out to the slave masters! Without them we'd still be in Africa. We wouldn't be here to get this ice and tattoos."

 

yoooouuu just..you embody everything that is pure and good about commercial hip-hop right now.

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