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That's my second favorite cinematic Salma Hayek striptease.

 

This is my first favorite (spoiler free version):

 

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Yeah the dulcet tones of Tito and the Tarantula really help things along. it's just a shame she turns into a fugly snake lady and eats Quentin Tarantino a couple seconds later.

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I've been cleaning and rearranging my room the last few days.

 

All my SC trades are on one bookshelf

 

All the HC are on 3rd/4th bookshelf

 

All the manga are on the 2nd bookshelf

 

I also redid my Dvds (Need 2 new shelf from the looks of it)

 

Put all my statutes and mini-bust together

 

All my anime/game figures in another shelf

 

Getting rid of the sofa for my futon

 

Move the fridge a bit to the side

 

Moved the bed

 

Cleaned the closet

 

Plan on getting rid of my computer desk to buy a smaller one

 

Some dusting

 

All thats left is to clean the floor.

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From: Jane Gilles

Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: Overdue account

 

Dear David,

Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

 

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

 

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From: David Thorne

Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm

To: Jane Gilles

Subject: Re: Overdue account

 

Dear Jane,

I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

 

Regards, David.

 

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From: Jane Gilles

Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am

To: David Thorne

Subject: Overdue account

 

Dear David,

Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

 

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

 

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From: David Thorne

Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am

To: Jane Gilles

Subject: Re: Overdue account

 

Dear Jane,

Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

 

Regards, David.

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From: Jane Gilles

Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

 

Dear David,

You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

 

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

 

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From: David Thorne

Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am

To: Jane Gilles

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

 

Dear Jane,

 

Yes please.

 

Regards, David.

 

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From: Jane Gilles

Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

 

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From: David Thorne

Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am

To: Jane Gilles

Subject: Whose spider is that?

 

Dear Jane,

Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

 

Regards, David.

 

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From: Jane Gilles

Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

 

Dear David,

Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95. Please make this payment as soon as possible.

 

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

 

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From: David Thorne

Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am

To: Jane Gilles

Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

 

Thankyou for contacting me. I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

 

Regards, David.

 

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From: David Thorne

Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am

To: Jane Gilles

Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

 

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

 

Regards, David.

 

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From: Jane Gilles

Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

 

Dear David,

As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

 

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

 

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From: David Thorne

Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm

To: Jane Gilles

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

 

I understand and will definately make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

 

Regards, David.

 

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From: Jane Gilles

Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

 

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