the division of joy Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 21, 2008 Author Share Posted December 21, 2008 haha, how awesome is that? wii friend code business cards, with your mii on them. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 16 more post and I'll be at 3000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jables Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 BOXES! NOTHING BUT BOXES!!! Â I don't think even the ficticious 40 year old virgin had a closet that cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 I don't think even the ficticious 40 year old virgin had a closet that cool. Â Yeah, but the 40 year old virgin got sex in the end. There's no hope for newt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 man, mebbe this is me just talking comfortably from miami, but....i can always get a pussy. i gotta ask around a bit, but i can turn up the charm and seal the deal. but i cant get that closet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amynicole Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 i. cant. stand. it. anymore. there is a HUGE effing gift under the tree with my name on it and i am going to freak out bafore i get to open it. the suspense is killing me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 pussy>>closet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 23, 2008 Author Share Posted December 23, 2008 its hard to quantify, but i know this, sir: ive had my share of pussy, and will continue to, in all likelihood. its not guaranteed that ill have that closet, at least while newt yet breaths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted December 23, 2008 Share Posted December 23, 2008 its hard to quantify, but i know this, sir: ive had my share of pussy, and will continue to, in all likelihood.its not guaranteed that ill have that closet, at least while newt yet breaths. Â I don't know why people have such qualms about murder when something they really want is there for the taking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I get my new gun on monday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Â Can you tell I am excited??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Yeah, but the 40 year old virgin got sex in the end. There's no hope for newt. Â Just because your getting blueballs waiting for Paris Hilton to enter your life and wacking off everyday till she shows up doesn't mean you can lash out at me good sir for knowing the touch of a REAL WOMAN. Â Â man, mebbe this is me just talking comfortably from miami, but....i can always get a pussy. i gotta ask around a bit, but i can turn up the charm and seal the deal. but i cant get that closet. Â Someday WHEN YOU GET A JOB you can have a closet like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Jury duty is a waste of time. I really wish I could get back my 5 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 I became good friends with a bottle of vodka last night, its now a shallow empty relationship because she's all gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soldier of fortune Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 jaeger bombs are not a girls best friend apparantly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 25, 2008 Author Share Posted December 25, 2008 yeah man, us civil servants, we do the fake work. all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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the division of joy Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HypnotizinChikns Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 but i love jager....it's not fair it makes me the sickness...fuckin' a. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 (edited) IN BRAUNAU IN AUSTRIA BORN AND RAISED IN VIENNA WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS CHILLIN OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL AND THINKING OF WAYS TO ANNIHILATE THE JEWS WHEN A COUPLE OF KIKES WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD STARTED RAISING LOANS IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD I SET UP ONE LITTLE CAMP AND THE RUSSIANS GOT SCARED THEY SAID "IF YOU INVADE POLAND CAN WE AT LEAST SHARE?" I WHISTLED FOR MY CAR AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE PLATE SAID "FUHRER" AND EVA BRAUN WAS IN THE REAR IN GERMANY FUCKING YOUR OWN COUSIN WAS RARE BUT I THOUGHT "NAH FORGET IT," YO HOME TO BERLIN! I CAUGHT MILLIONS OF JEWS, ABOUT 7 OR 8 AND I YELLED TO HYMIES "YO HOMES, SMELL YA LATER" I SHIPPED EM TO CAMPS, WHEN THEY WERE FINALLY THERE, I TOOK EM ALL OUT, WITH SOME GAS IN THE AIR. Â Edited December 29, 2008 by the division of joy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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