The NZA Posted October 2, 2010 Author Share Posted October 2, 2010 successful negro should've had his own thread, but the man kept him down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Drifter Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uZX60akANU?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uZX60akANU?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uZX60akANU?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 Sevel million times, yes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 3, 2010 Author Share Posted October 3, 2010 <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXGwplx16Lg?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXGwplx16Lg?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXGwplx16Lg?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The NZA Posted October 3, 2010 Author Share Posted October 3, 2010 only on craigslist SUMMARY OF BENEFITS: 1- Your Own Private Bedroom in Luxury Gated Upscale Area Home (4 bedroom, 3.5 bathroom w/Pool) on Fort Lauderdale Beach - SAVE MONEY LIKE $800 A MONTH (ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED)! 2- Monthly Car Payment Paid - SAVE MONEY! 3- Monthly Cell Phone Paid - SAVE MONEY! 4- Olympic Size HEATED Swimming Pool (Jump in the Warm Pool EVEN in the month of December)!!!! 5- Very Private Personal & Private TANNING AREA in Extra Large Private Backyard. RELAX BY THE POOL! 5- Barbecue Grill at your disposal including but not limited to ability to have up to 2 parties every mo - SLOW BARBECUE TASTES BETTER! REQUIREMENTS / QUALIFICATIONS 1. You Must Be In Shape / Take Care of Your Appearance / Fit / Have Self-Esteem – No Fat or Obese People Please 2. You Must Be In The Age Group of 18 to 28 years, Non-Pushy, Non-Jealous, Civilized with Prior Experience Living with Roommates (preferably girls) 3. No Guy Visitors – No Sex Allowed in the House (girl-girl however is OK ;) - Girl Visitors are okay once I know you better 4. No Smoking Allowed in the House – Smoking outside the House OK 5. Open-minded, free-spirited and don’t mind hanging out two times a week then rent would be zero. On the other hand, if you cannot hangout then you would pay regular rent. 6. Extra car (which you may use) – once I get to know you better! 7. If you are looking for a job to $17 hourly doing data entry if I like you - however please note that this is a roommate add and not a job posting DESIRED QUALITIES - If you speak, another language! Stable job in place makes you look responsible which is desired as well! - If you have already found a place – I am not opposed to meeting new quality people and/or making new quality friends – Feel Free to Add Me MONTHLY RENT INCLUDES Cable TV, Internet, Water, Trash and Electric (cheaper than living in a dorm or a hostel)! Extra car (which you may use) – once I get to know you better! Restrictions May Apply - Promotions May Apply - Inquire Within NEXT STEP / HOW TO QUALIFY 1. Add me AND send me a message expressing your interest on Facebook – here is the link: http://www.Facebook.com/InShapeGirlsLiveRentFree 2. Call me (my phone is listed on my Facebook profile, which you will be able to see if I add you as a friend) 24 hours AFTER I have accepted your add friend request on Facebook (so I know who I am speaking with) 3. If I Do NOT accept your friend request on Facebook – please understand that I am not interested 4. Setup for us to meet at a public location like coffee shop restaurant etc. WHY DO I NOT CHARGE RENT AND ABOUT ME - Simple I rather have a cool roommate then receive a insensitive rent check - Its much better to have roommates that you can be a friend with - won’t you agree? - Plus when I go out for dinner (on the beach, which I do several times a week) its much better to go with friends – won’t you agree? - Early 30’es Years Young, Handsome, Lets just say that I do Alright, Clean, Fit, In Shape, Go To the Gym 3 Times Weekly ONLINE http://www.Facebook.com/InShapeGirlsLiveRentFree (add me AND send me a message expressing your interest) RENTAL TYPE: Upscale Very Luxurious Your Own Private Bedroom (Fully Furnished, with Personal TV, Internet Access Etc.) in Shared Home on the Beach (Fully Furnished) LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION: Fort Lauderdale Beach / GATED SAFE Luxurious Very Upscale Clean Location - Beach is located behind the house or public beach just one block away - Bus stop within 50 feet of the house - Washer and dryer on the property - Walgreen’s, 711 and Publix WITHIN walking distance (less than 1 miles) cats are OK - purrr dogs are OK - wooof Location: Downtown Beach Las Olas it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 NSFW! well, too late anyway. <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s0_QKL3O8s?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s0_QKL3O8s?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s0_QKL3O8s?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiH1wNmZTII?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiH1wNmZTII?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiH1wNmZTII?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 <object width="448" height="374"><param name="movie" value="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhabL7gs1iU4mdjY3R"><param'>http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhabL7gs1iU4mdjY3R"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshhabL7gs1iU4mdjY3R" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullscreen="true" width="448" height="374"></embed></object> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 5, 2010 Author Share Posted October 5, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lycaon Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-20018522-1.html Why would they make one for one of the age groups that should least have one? O_o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 6, 2010 Author Share Posted October 6, 2010 <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zDZWPs4tv8?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zDZWPs4tv8?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zDZWPs4tv8?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I agree with Daniel Tosh. Best photobomb EVER! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 I agree with Daniel Tosh. Best photobomb EVER! Dude! I was seriously about to post this! Haha thats a fuckin great pic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 You just did! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keth Posted October 6, 2010 Share Posted October 6, 2010 ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 (edited) *DERP* Never try and post while watching LA Ink. Kat Von D is to entrancin' 'n' shit. Edited October 7, 2010 by Mr. Hakujin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Oh god, I love this so hard. God bless the Internets and its ability to stretch a meme as far as it can possibly go. "They climbin' in yo' kitchens--snatchin' all your blond headed chilluns up. Run an' tell that Dr. Malcom!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newtype Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 <object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEE4Pib8QcQ?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param'>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEE4Pib8QcQ?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEE4Pib8QcQ?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 Where on God's Green Earth does Nick find these videos??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panch Posted October 7, 2010 Share Posted October 7, 2010 (edited) It's his one and only talent. Edited October 7, 2010 by Panch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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