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An lyric-less Mentos theme song. I need a karaoke version. Even streaming would be grand. I just need it, for reasons.

Nuh-uh.

in retrospect, I dunno about that Evil Dead. A big part of that movie for me is the humor. The trailer looked like a straight up horror movie, a cool horror movie, but possibly not in the proper spirit. Of course, it's a trailer. They're trying to sell it, and they aren't trying to sell it to me. We'll see.

A mildly relevant quote.

This is why we don't pay you for thinkin'. The narration in that trailer leads me to believe this may be more in line with the book than the film, working as a sort of documentary with interviews with survivors and witnesses and such. Could be cool, guys. Could be cool.

That was a really embarrassing comeback brah. You really shouldn't do this sort of thing. Just take your licking when you say something stupid. You said the only director you could think of that was worse than Spike Lee was Uwe Bol, who is, arguably, the worst director of all time. I took that to mean that you thought Spike Lee was the second worst. Because...that's what you said. This isn't a flaw in my reading comprehension. That's a flat out retarded statement. Especially for someone that's actually seen a movie.

That's a far cry from saying he's the worst director since Uwe Bol. Hyperbole aside, that's flat out retarded. I'm not a big fan either, I don't rush out and see everything he does, but he's a damn competent director. This movie could be in far, far worse hands.

Tree rape confirmed. This remake may proceed.

Are you guys playing it right? Cuz this guy plays it real fucking right.

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This fucking guy. +1

I'm hesitant to call demons possessing the corpses of dead humans "zombies", but I can't even kind of jive with Panch's weird definition. If Night of the Living Dead started with a spell backfiring and causing mindless corpses to crave human flesh, they'd still be zombies. Science doesn't have to have anything to do with it. There are certain situations where it's a bit of a grey area. In The Rising books by Brian Keene (no, I don't even sort of recognize the "but we're talking about movies" argument), the zombies are pretty much just demons from hell inhabiting rotting corpses. Not really zombies? I can recognize the argument there and I may concede. But not because it isn't "based on science". That's ridiculous. In most cases the cause of a zombie outbreak is inconsequential. If you read World War Z (or watched it as a movie HERPA DERP), and at the end it said "By the way, this happened because of an ancient curse", would you go "Shit! That wasn't about zombies at all!" ? Really should spin-off into another thread.

I never watched wrestling, but I fucking LOVED those games. Especially around the N64 era. Robust character editors, custom intros, I had so much fun. I still grab one every couple of years. Wrestling games are badass. Also, I've needed somewhere to put this.

Ah, the elusive actual lol.

Classics Killustrated - Mini series revolving around Deadpool killing the heroes of classic literature. 'nuff said.

So how many pages was that Michonne thing in Playboy? Cuz it looks like they're trying to get charge me $4 for a reprint of #19 with that tacked on. I dont think Im biting.

Out of curiosity, did they call him GREEN Arrow in Smallville?

What is that and what causes it? I've never had it happen.

Good a thread as any. Playing this now. SO MUCH HOMAGE. If you're a gamer/pop culture nerd between saaaaay 23-38 or so (and more specifically right in the middle), this game pulled your card and has you right in it's sights. It's one giant reference. Duck Hunt, The Dark Knight, Bill & Ted, GTA, TMNT, Zelda, Duck Tales, Sonic, Snoop Dogg... these are just the handful I noticed in the first 10 minutes. It seems to have no intention of letting up.