Jables

has just found status updates. Is anyone even reading these?

Happy Birthday Nerd-in-law! FB birf wishes are sooo passe.

Man, I gotta know your favourite Amityville!

Nigga hush.

Check shoutbox when you have a chance, lover.

We missed you.

Feel free to respond when you're not busy being indignant on your countrymen's behalf.

Man I miss the shit out of you guys. Here's to more NY shenanigans next time we're over, and maybe making ot off Manhattan!

Great name. Welcome, incidentally.

HAPPY ADVERSARY! Or anniversary even. Celebrate your enemies as well. :/

Welcome to Hondosbar?

I can see right up them shorts

... and you bitch me out for liking Bud. You drank it with 2Track.

I'ma kill you for tricking me, boy.

Mal- never realised you were a left-coaster. We should meet up come November

Happy Birthday man, come baaa-aack

All this teasing about me losing top dog status of the Oz chapter is just putting that Scud Omnibus further out of your reach

What're you? A Silent Fuckin' Partner?

CHeck your Facebook dude. I had a brilliant idea for November!

Eli's gonna have to Taser me almost constantly to keep me in line, lady. Alana too.

Goddamn you! Lurky McLurk!

Come back? Or get a PS3? Get out of my dreams and into my Rickshaw?

you say crikey. Are you infact Steve Irwin?

Whatchoo doin' on Hondos at work? Get a job! >

Check your birthday thread out, crazy.