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The NZA

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  1. "Love is... I do what i do when i can do it, like Chris Tucker, to help a mothafuckah yeah, and as for racism as a whole... walk around ya life, without a blindfold.."
  2. Youre crazy...Spinball was fun tho. This is genesis/Sega CD only right? Cause Sonic Adventure 1 & 2 for Dreamcast were badass too. I remember part 3's 2-player mode, it was really short. Anyway, there were a bunch of great multiplayer ones...Alien Storm was this futuristic Golden Axe, Rolling Thunder II was a badass shooting one..man i played those things forever without gettin tired of em. I miss those side-scrolling, Streets of Rage/Final Fight/Double Dragon "just kill everything" games...last one i remember really spendin $ on was Alien Vs Predator, in the arcades.
  3. "Excuse me, do you know where i can find some Chinese food around here...?" "Oh! I am Chinese, so i must know! Me rikey flied lice!" "You know, if someone asks me the way to Isreal, i dont fly off the handle.."
  4. "Say goodnight..to the bad guy. Make way, bad man comin through!" my favorite line in that one, after: "I got two things in this world: my word and my balls. And i dont break em for nobody."
  5. So...so can or your cant you use DSL? Anyway, back in miami (when i was livin in the FIU apartments years ago) i used a few...Cybergate ripped me off, but Mindspring was fair at the time. Id always calll and say i heard the add on Zeta & theyd give me the 1st month free...not sure that works anymore. Anyway, they were cheap. Netzero now has a small pay service that's supposed to be ok for modem users. Not sure who else there is outside of network/lan connetions.
  6. Chief - you still takin a list for mp3s to get? Add "Erick Sermon featuring Al Green - Love is", if you dig the E of EPMD youll like it. The green-eyed bandit strikes again.
  7. "I bet you they call em 'french fries' up at the cash register of them damn congressional lunches, when theyre rangin em up. You can call em whatevah you damn well please, them bitches is four-fiddy."
  8. "That's when you know yo ass got whupped..when you feelin like 'dayum, the underneef of my arm hurts and it stangs when i breathe', that's when someone messed you up." - Steve Harvey
  9. :irish: Tonight, the stereotypes go all out: i eat potatoes, drink, start fights, and carbomb protestants. Cars with jesus fishies, beware! Unless your car's a piece of shit; in which case, as def pointed out, im just doing you a favor, assuming youre not in the car.
  10. Yeah, so back to Sega.... Ario's a huge fan of sonic, you should see the comics he's drawn of him. What other Sega CD games did you say you had? I had some i didnt mention - no namers like Wonder Dog - but not much else. Ario had a lot of the motion capture ones that wernet very good...but his Prize Fighter was a lot better than my "Make the Video starring Kriss Kross" and such. : :plain: Those damn critics were never happy. Oh, and Mortal Kombat for Sega CD was the biggest piece of shit. Same ugly genesis graphics, but arcade music (in the wrong damn levels), and a loading time so horrible that when Shang Tsung (last guy) morphed into someone else, it took like 5-10 seconds every time he did...and for some reason, he would unfreeze before you, and took massive cheapshots. ???
  11. Hah...good ones from Spongey tho. George's quittin one was good, but the sex one was great. George gets smart, Elaine gets stupid and watches tires. Jerry keeps gettin bumped, in the end Letterman bumps him too... One id wanna put on there is the Kenny Roger's Chicken episode, where Jerry & Kramer switch apartments and have to start acting like each other. That one's funny as hell. Kramer at the dinner with George: "So, things arent going well with this woman." "George; have you ever considered the possibliity that you might be an idiot?" "Ive looked at that option, yes." "..look again." that, and the ending where Kramer's just hanging out his window...."Kenny....kenny...."
  12. That was funny. I just rememberd the opening to one episode when it showed all the thigns Kramer does in Jerry's apartment while he's not there...party, rearranging funriture, started a fight with some guy downstairs...it was a trip. We should round up the most famous episodes to do a favorite poll of that - soup nazi, shrinkage, kramer's adopted highway, etc.
  13. ...more jokes! Did you ever hear the story about the invisible robot who freed the children from their jobs at the doorknob factory? Of course you didn’t, those kids remain in bondage to this day.
  14. No...scenario...cmon...you dont listen too well Tussins, maybe you should go get a Q-tip... :!:
  15. "Life..is a series of dogs." - George Carlin
  16. Sonic CD...did you get the good ending (where you made a good future in every level), and get the chaos emerealds? It was crazy but me & Ario pulled it off...man that race with mecha-sonic was cool tho. Im sad that they got this Sonic collection for Gamecube now - its got Sonic 1, 2 & 3, Sonic & Knuckles (really cool), Sonic Spinball, i think Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine (never played it), some others but no Sonic CD...that mighta been my favorite.
  17. nine inch nails had some good ones that got played out, i used to really think tribe called quest's "eletric relaxation" was one of the greats of the decade...too many damn songs tho, at least narrow it down to a genre!
  18. Hah...you got the homestate right anyway....just maybe the wrong scenario...hah
  19. Haha...man jump on spongebob's ass and you get fans....that's a trip.
  20. I dunno...your writing skills..i gotta see some reviews first man.
  21. Earthworm Jim was cool....Cap'n P actaully finished that one, the ending was...well it was somethin. Sega CD i loved Sonic CD, Spider-Man (longer remake of genesis one), Jurrasic Park (wasnt very good, kinda fun at the time), and these RPG's Lunar 1 & 2. Didnt play too many others sadly.
  22. Hah..some people type fast ya know. Usually we give em fewer lyrics to get it too...its just that people forget we got people here from all over the states, europe etc...we listen to some similar shit but either were citing radio lyrics that we all know (like unforgiven) or a garage band that 3 guys worldwide know of. In the end, Jax or someone looks it up on google. For instance, where's this come from? "Do it for the strong; we do it for the meek... boom it in ya, boom it in ya, boom it in ya jeep or your Honda or your Beemer or your Legend or your Benz the rave of the town to your foes and your friends.." Its obviously rap, so you prolly dont know...nothin against your taste but for most on this board it aint there thing. See where it gets tricky?
  23. .... you two...there's plenty of nonsense threads like Word Ass..dont crap on Seinfeld. Does anyone know why this show isnt on DVD yet?
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