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FTW!?!?* CARLO LUND not only posted but started a muh'fuh thread? There's some kind of conspiracy going on here!


As for the so-called foodstuff known as Vegemite--my one and only experience with it was in the Land of the Rising Sun. I worked with a lot of Brits, Kiwis, and Aussies there and they were always on about it. The one English speaking morning DJ on the radio was also an Aussie and always spoke highly of his desire for MOAR Vegemite in his life. So a jar finally came in a care package for someone and I was given the privilege of trying the precious stuff. Now, mind you, this is after roughly 6 months of living in Japan and exposing my taste-buds to all sorts of new and disgusting flavors. The following is a transcript of the conversation my tastebuds had with Vegemite:


Vegemite: Oi, you! Ready for the best tucker of yer loife!

Taste-buds: Ow. What are you doing? That's my ass. You're raping my ass! Cease this unpleasantness at once!

Vegemite: Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!

Taste-buds: God damn you, Vegemite. Damn you to the hell from whenst you came!





I don't care what Thrizzlogan says, FTW is "fuck the what" 4lyfe!


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