Lycaon Posted March 14, 2012 Author Share Posted March 14, 2012 You're fucked if I ever make you breakfast. A hurtful thing to say. If I'm the one making the bacon, though, you'll get delicious non-crispy bacon. You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Bacon in all forms is glorious . . . Even turkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Turkey is the only bacon I'll eat thick, that and that thick-sliced applewood smoked stuff. Anything else you're just chewing pigfat you weird CHUDs, you're supposed to cook that shit off and eat the meat not gnaw on it like a savage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the division of joy Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Thick maple bacon is full on win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Agreed, if it's thick slice eat it like it's meat, if it's thin slice you butter your bacon! crisp that shit up. No bacon tastes like bacon bits because bacon bits don't taste like bacon, I think they're sea monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Hakujin Posted March 15, 2012 Share Posted March 15, 2012 Full on win, you say, Doj. Hmm, if only one could convey the same sentiment in a single word. . . You know you love it, DOJ. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Aartemys Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathy Posted March 16, 2012 Share Posted March 16, 2012 (edited) This is the best thread I have ever seen. Mouth-watering yumminess. mmmmmmmmmmmmm Edited March 16, 2012 by Cathy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 I heard those taste God-awful... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 I bet they probably do. One of the reviews I read said "It kinda tastes how bacon smells...kinda". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathy Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 What about bacon-flavored mouthwash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 I do not think my mouth would feel clean after gargling with bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 That's fine because it's probably just mouthwash with some liquid smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathy Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Logan, your wife would love to kiss you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 I've seen bacon toothpaste, bacon toothpicks, bacon candy... I've bought bacon mayonnaise for Benny. It was OK... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathy Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 What about bacon floss to go with your bacon toothpaste and bacon mouthwash? Add in some bacon soap and bacon shampoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Oh man... How about all of these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathy Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Oh, Arty! You had me at bacon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amynicole Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Baytor, the fat is the good part! I have had the pleasure of trying chocolate dipped bacon, chicken fried bacon, bacon chocolate chip cookies, bacon rice crispy treats, bacon maple suckers, and bacon candy bars. And hopefully soon Bakon, bacon flavored vodka. Bacon is mine, my husbands, and my stepdaughters favorite food. She says when she is grown she wants to open a restaurant where bacon is in everything on the menu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iambaytor Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 The fat is fat, it's supposed to melt in the pan and flavor the meal. You people are gristle chewing monsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Visitant Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 (edited) http://www.msnbc.msn...s/#.T3TaAjGPWgR SEATTLE — Do you love bacon to death? Is your dying wish to be buried in bacon? The local company behind Bacon Salt and Baconnaise is making it happen. J&D’s Foods has created the Bacon Coffin, what they call the world’s first bacon-wrapped casket. See the original story at KING "Yes, this is really real," wrote J&D owners Justin Esch and David Lefkow in a press release. “Bacon Coffins are finished with a painted Bacon and Pork shading and accented with gold stationary handles. The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial tube and is completed in ivory crepe coffin linens." The Bacon Coffins are available for $2,999.95 plus shipping. In the email announcing the Bacon Coffin, Justin and Dave added, "Don’t you judge us, after baconlube (bacon flavored personal lubricant), we all knew it was just going to keep getting weirder. And yeah, your (sic) right we’re probably going to hell for this one." Edited March 29, 2012 by Bindusara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathy Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 Bacon coffins? Holy hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelogan Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 There's a joke somewhere here about dying at 40. I know there is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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