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Life Imitates Motion Pictures


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  • 9 years later...

it doesnt matter that he ate your family and wears them for a hat. it doesn't matter that he seems to embody some malevolent demonic force or something. it doesn't matter that he's down long enough to remove his head and be done with this living nightmare...no, you knocked him out good, so that's that. feel free to breathe a sigh of relief and turn your back knowing everything's gonna be alright.

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Mostly. The ones that aren't will be suspended or thrown off the case (which they will obsessively work on in their own time) or be given 48 hours to solve a grisly string of murders.

 

...and you'll be training a rookie detective during your last week on the job since you're retiring and all.

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^ in which you'll probably die from a fatal gunshot wound trying to save the poor bastard... or he dies trying to save you. Either way someone dies. and not before spouting a thought filled, tearful monologue.

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Of these 19 life lessons we've all taken from movies, 16 are from action movies. One's from horror movies, another's from romantic comedies and the last one is just about how physically fit everyone is.

 

If you take that down-to-earth, cool, fun, female best friend of yours and just take off her glasses, put some make up on her and put her in a dress instead of a t-shirt and jeans, you'll see she was beautiful all along!

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likewise, if anyone ever flatlines from blood loss, electroshock therapy (any amount will do) will revive them, and they'll be cracking jokes about the situation in minutes.

 

 

editor's note: if you ever somehow find yourself in this position, no amount of electricity will save anyone ever, just so you know

 

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