BigChiefSlapaho Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 I know that one... ICE COLD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 Thanks, I'm trying to get more creative to test your omniscience. Suppose you're having anal sex with a latin chick whos got a butt like Shakira. Everything's going fine until she gets a cramp and squeezes her sphincter extremely tight causing you great amounts of penis pain. How do you get out of this one? 1) I have a very hard time answering questions that start with "suppose youre boinking this chick like Shakira" and end in "how do you get out of it". I do. 2) I am proficient with the jaws of life. 3) This does not mean i am necessarily wise enough to not try doggy again, sadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 People that dress their dogs. What the fug? 2Track, we live in a capitalistic system, and quite frankly, if you dont support the dog-costuming industry due to the state of the economy or some socialist notions, then the terrorists have already won. a small dog is tortured for Tulip's amusement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 Are you ever going to answer a question? You could at least hand off your wonderful powers to another padawan learner before leaving us empty handed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 What's cooler than cool? I assume you mean "whats cooler than being cool?" And yes, Chieftan answered that one. Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright...now ladies! (ps on the way to work last night, i counted it, im fairly certain he says alright 13 times). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigChiefSlapaho Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Ah, yes... but then he command the women to shake it like a polaroid picture. And they do. And it is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TulipO Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 1.) Are these pirate pets the pets of pirates? 2)Or are these pirate pets independant of your pirate pals? 3) When can I be a pirate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted December 10, 2003 Author Share Posted December 10, 2003 Are these pirate pets the pets of pirates? I'm leaning towards no here. The thought of a pirate who not only lives on the land, but owns a domesticated cat (who hasnt eaten the parrot), whom he also dresses up as a pirate...it's...its too much. Or are these pirate pets independant of your pirate pals? Bingo. I think what we have hear are cats & dogs whom also serve as pirates, when theyre not busy..sleeping, cleaning their balls, etc. Quick fact: the pirate dogs, they go arrrr! When can I be a pirate? From the way i hear it...about a half hour before last call. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 IC so all the stuff from December to now is gone forever and ever? How will you give us our post numbers back then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aartemys Posted August 10, 2004 Share Posted August 10, 2004 Jax is a really mean person who only loves himself...why did I not see this? How did I not know that the minute that someone with bigger boobies walked past he'd forget about me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 why do some guys assume that if you're nice to them, you want to have sex with them? should i just be a bitch to guys from now on just to avoid this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 11, 2004 Author Share Posted August 11, 2004 IC so all the stuff from December to now is gone forever and ever? How will you give us our post numbers back then? Man, i keep sayin it...your post # comes back when you either PM me or post it in the suggestion box, give me an honest, round number and its back, i wont hold out on ya'll. As for the January-July stuff...it's never really gone. Those threads will live on, in the smile of every child, in the embryo of every third wombat, in the temporary internet files of every member who reconnects here and then loses those files because they didnt think to look there for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 11, 2004 Author Share Posted August 11, 2004 Jax is a really mean person who only loves himself...why did I not see this? You were caught up in a whirlwind of love/lust, for reasons even i cant comprehend. Ironically, Jax finally fell prey to the "chicks dig asshoels" bit he always rants against. How did I not know that the minute that someone with bigger boobies walked past he'd forget about me? I'm a bit puzzled on this one too; you have dated men before, right? I mean, honestly aarty, he....wait, Oppai's sig! Right, so, fuck what was i going on about? Oh, right...if youre in the second quest, burn the 3rd tree on the lower right part of the screen, that's the entrance to level 7, but you'll need at least 12 heart containers to hang. christ, im good at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 11, 2004 Author Share Posted August 11, 2004 why do some guys assume that if you're nice to them, you want to have sex with them? should i just be a bitch to guys from now on just to avoid this? hee hee...you see how she was askin all nicely? yeah, she likes de cock A lotta guys dont have any gray area there for some reason. Girl throws back a smile or something, and they think there's more to it than that....cant blame em for trying, but if they turn around & call you a cocktease for a "hello", no court in the land will give you shit bout slapping the fool. Lotta guys see a purdy thing like you, and they want someone that looks like you to want em back...sure, many would like to make de babies, but some just like knowing they have an option as fine as that; youd be surpirsed how many go back to their boys and talk bout all the things you obviously wanted to do to em from a wink & a smile. Dont be a bitch, tho...it fucks it up for the rest of us who arent lookin for more than a civil acknowledgement. If they persist too much, just tell them it turns you off when guys read too much into things, say it in a sexy tone and half of them will just say "yeah i know!" and awkwardly walk off, spending the remains of the day thinking of what they shouldve said to you. Meanwhile, you look cool, and theyre gone. Nostrajaiknee needs to get back up in this bitch to handle these things too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 Dont be a bitch, tho...it fucks it up for the rest of us who arent lookin for more than a civil acknowledgement. alright, ill be nice then. for you, nick and your dying kind. but ill definitely throw in a bitch slap here and there if any guy gets the sex face with me. Nostrajaiknee needs to get back up in this bitch to handle these things too. agreed. where is panch anyway? i know he's not in school right now so he can't use those computers but i know he hijacks your comp sometimes. also, i was reading through some of the old posts and i noticed there was one where you mentioned that you had a picture of ariel in a skirt. 1) is this true? and 2) can you post it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 11, 2004 Author Share Posted August 11, 2004 also, i was reading through some of the old posts and i noticed there was one where you mentioned that you had a picture of ariel in a skirt. 1) is this true? and 2) can you post it? Man, id have better luck finding him in his vanilla ice "cool as ice" shirt...i think we made a secret pact back in the day, after i found out he had pics of me in those skin-tight bicycle shorts with the pink stripe.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted August 11, 2004 Share Posted August 11, 2004 nooooooooo!!!!!! well, can i just see those pics in person then? i don't think he'd mind. i mean, i've seen him nekked for god's sake! and nick...skin tight bicycle shorts? with a pink stripe? let the bidding begin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Ario X Posted August 12, 2004 Share Posted August 12, 2004 hwy da nick, why did you wear those skin tight black biker shorts with the pink stripe? why not a white stripe????? why period????????? hahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 12, 2004 Author Share Posted August 12, 2004 hwy da nick, why did you wear those skin tight black biker shorts with the pink stripe? why not a white stripe????? why period????????? hahahahahahahaha how you gonna shine on a nuh like that... Honestly, the early 90's was an...interesting period. I dont remember as much as i should from that time...but who could forget that time we were chillin on the back of Adrianne's van and you let one go, loud as funk, right in front of her? Man, way after that, she confessed to me that you coulda scored if you hadnt pooted like that....'s a shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Why is there a deer on the tv? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted August 15, 2004 Author Share Posted August 15, 2004 Why is there a deer on the tv? Give it a few more minutes, he wont be no more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobitussinEF Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 when is pancho going to reopen his Nostra Jai-knee thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Lindsay Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 i second that question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 will someone hot like la lindsay...or her even...ever fall in love with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganny McVagflaps Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 guys assume that if you're nice to them, you want to have sex with them Don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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