Silent Bob Posted October 9, 2005 Author Share Posted October 9, 2005 Have you ever felt like bitch slapping someone, the never ending figure 8 bitch slap style? Yeah. You. Have you ever never ending figure 8 bitched slapped someone? Not yet. Do you want to never ending figure 8 bitch slap someone? Oh yes. If there was any movie you could remake/redirect to make it right, what would it be. Casablanca - because I'm the only one who could do it right! Geogre Clooney as Rick, Julia Ormond as Ilsa, Liam Neeson as Laszlo, François Berléand as Renault, Alan Rickman as Strasser, Robbie Coltrane as Ferrari and Steve Buscemi as Ugarte. It'd be great. If you could be any character you have drawn ever in life, other than you in DTL, who would it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 how can one person house so much talent and humor? (I mean you of course) how long does it take yout o come up with your hilarious answers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 how can one person house so much talent and humor? (I mean you of course) Well I'm glad you specified that you were talking about me. Believe me, it's not easy, and Jess can vouch for the fact that it ain't easy to live with either. how long does it take yout o come up with your hilarious answers? With my superior talent and humor? Mere seconds, my dear, mere seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 hahaha how does Jess put up with you? I guess I should ask her in her thread huh? Do you like getting mosquito bites? Do you prefer manicatti or canneloni? Do you read fantasy books? How often do you eat grilled cheese? Do you like tomato soup or do you think it tastes like watered down ketchup? Do you think you're attractive? I know certain people think you are. What's the next big project you are working on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Hey Silent bob......... 1) Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers? 2) Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice? 3)If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off? 4) If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? 5) If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 6) When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? 7) When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? 8) Would a fly without wings be called a walk? PS- Christy TOLD me to ask you these silly questions... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 hahahaha LIAR! no I really did, he asked them in my thread and I told him your answers would be much much funnier, now you have to live up to your potential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 ...she's such a bad influence... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 hahah in a great way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 11, 2005 Author Share Posted October 11, 2005 I have potential? Tsk, now you're sounding like my mother. hahaha how does Jess put up with you? Well, I distract her with dvds, keep her mind clouded with caffeine and when times are desperate, I wave the cat in front of her for that "aww" effect. Plus, I'm ok in the sack. I guess I should ask her in her thread huh? Yes, you can find the answer to this question and more in Jess's very own Q&A thread. Operators are standing by. Do you like getting mosquito bites? Despite being known to smear my arms and neck with honey and go stand at the edge of a Florida lake during a summer night, no I don't do it for the mosquitos. I do it for the ladies. This question went to kind of a weird place, didn't it? Do you prefer manicatti or canneloni? You kidding? Italian word, I like it. Don't care what it is, manicatti, canneloni, ferrari, mussolini, I like it! Do you read fantasy books? Sure do. How often do you eat grilled cheese? Not nearly often enough. Do you like tomato soup or do you think it tastes like watered down ketchup? I think it tastes like watered down ketchup...and ass. At least mine does. Does your soup taste like ass too or was my waiter just trying to send me a message? Do you think you're attractive? Not really (though I do think I can be quite the charmer when given the chance) but I always welcome a contrary opinion. What's the next big project you are working on? I'm actually doing an illustration of Jayne from Firefly. But don't tell any of the browncoats, it's a surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 11, 2005 Author Share Posted October 11, 2005 Should Vegetarians eat animal crackers? Of course not! And humanitarians should stop their disgusting and immoral eating habits, as well! It's unnatural. And don't even get me started on veterinarians, haven't our veterans been through enough? Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice? Oh don't let it worry you too much, doctors just have their own little language. You catch on after a while. You know, how they call it "practice" when we know they're beyond the practice stage. They call it "residency" when we all know they're not really living there. They call it "proctology" when it's obvious they just wanted to play with m-...well the point is, they just have their own language, it's ok. If a funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off? Sure, depending on how many people they want to be burying. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? Uh, a turtle without its shell is...a lizard... If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? If he tries it, is it attempted murder or attempted suicide? I dunno. I tried asking my other half, but he told me to shut up and hit him as hard as I could. I really dunno what that was about, but my jaw is killing me... When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? I don't think they even use signs, they just hold up sticks and wave them around menacingly. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Obviously. Tsk, didn't you pay attention in science class? A fly without wings is a "walk". A hare without fur is a "baldy". And a mockingbird without a sense of humor is a notveryfunnybird. They're very rare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozie Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Um...next time draw him with a bigger package. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 QUOTEDo you like getting mosquito bites? Despite being known to smear my arms and neck with honey and go stand at the edge of a Florida lake during a summer night, no I don't do it for the mosquitos. I do it for the ladies. This question went to kind of a weird place, didn't it? yes, yes it did, but I'm not going to say I didn't like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 12, 2005 Author Share Posted October 12, 2005 Um...next time draw him with a bigger package. You are not the first person to make that comment, and the other person is not somebody you'd like to be compared to so...are you sure? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 SB, How many licks does it actually take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 13, 2005 Author Share Posted October 13, 2005 SB, How many licks does it actually take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? One hundred and sixteen. No, I'm serious, I actually counted once. Now, granted, everyone's...uh...licking style is different, and you've got to be careful to keep your licks consistent every time, but it was 116 for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 I just started reading your online comic, well I started and then I coudnt stop reading so I finished them all and I know people tell you all the time, but you should write some more. When do you plan on drawing more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 21, 2005 Author Share Posted October 21, 2005 As I often have to say, I'll start drawing more of them either when I have a lot of extra time, or when people start paying me to do it. I really miss the comic too, but it took out an enormous chunk of my day to work on, and I just can't afford to devote that much consistent time into something if I'm not getting anything out of it. I won't say never, because I do miss it, but I just can't do it right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 SB - finished both of your games finally, and again, you made my spring/summer/early fall, im in your debt. Ill prolly finish X-Men legends 2 in the next few months, if you wanna borrow it - lemme know, we can trade up that for your USM if youre down...if not, ill just send it either way, you gotta play it (assuming you enjoyed part 1). What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 21, 2005 Author Share Posted October 21, 2005 I do wanna play Legends II sometime, but I really want to wait until I get the time to beat the first one, so you can hold off on it. I'll PM ya my new address if you're ready to send 'em back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 SB... I was checking your Drawing the Line studios page...awesome stuff... What's the link to the online comic that Christy's talking about? Good stuff man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 do you think happiness is the answer to life? what is the meaning of life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archangel Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 what is the meaning of life? 42. that, or people should wear more hats. Take your pick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 21, 2005 Author Share Posted October 21, 2005 SB... I was checking your Drawing the Line studios page...awesome stuff... What's the link to the online comic that Christy's talking about? Good stuff man! The once-loved but now long-unupdated Drawing the Line. do you think happiness is the answer to life? Happiness? No. The answer to life is pie. And yes 42 is the answer to the meaning of life, the universe and everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MusicManiac Posted October 21, 2005 Share Posted October 21, 2005 Nice... Hey SB do you draw that by hand and scan or use the pc or...??? 42.......... Long live Douglas Adams........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 22, 2005 Author Share Posted October 22, 2005 Nice... Hey SB do you draw that by hand and scan or use the pc or...??? Sketched and inked by hand, colored and lettered in Photoshop. Just like just about everything I do, these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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