The NZA Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 i think ruby sent me the new address, but go ahead and PM me it when you can, man. ps since MH isnt biting.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 26, 2005 Author Share Posted October 26, 2005 Um... Oh, sure, why not, least I can do for our all-powerful admin. And seriously...did you really want MH to bite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 if we all talked like gerald mcboing boing... would life be for better or for worse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 still didnt get the address, i think... right, so, i forget: do you have x-men legends 1? if not, you can borrow mine when youve got the time, but you dont really need to play it to enjoy part 2...you just need enough foaming-at-the-mouth fanboy love for 90's x-stuff to overlook long loading times and decent graphics. also...how come you dont add me on myspace? am i not showing enough skin? ps MH biting dont sound too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 30, 2005 Author Share Posted October 30, 2005 if we all talked like gerald mcboing boing... would life be for better or for worse? I think I can safely say worse. right, so, i forget: do you have x-men legends 1? Yep, I've got it. I haven't found the time to beat it yet, and I want to before I get into Legends II, but maybe over the holidays. also...how come you dont add me on myspace? am i not showing enough skin? I got suckered into signing up for MySpace by a friend of mine, and I let Jess set up my account. I've never really used the thing, to be honest I'm not even sure how to use it. Just ain't my cup o' tea, I guess. But more skin would help too, if you like. And tits. You should work on that. ps MH biting dont sound too bad. Well you have balls of steel, my friend. Teeth and my penis don't usually mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The NZA Posted October 30, 2005 Share Posted October 30, 2005 ...how do you feel about this casting call? and yes, i hope this makes your day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted October 30, 2005 Author Share Posted October 30, 2005 Works for me. Admittedly, I don't think Elisha is all that great of an actress, but I don't think Supergirl requires much of a range, really... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozie Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Speaking of Teeth and Penis....What size is yours? I don't mean your teeth either. Actually, Maybe, Jess should answer this one...seeing how most of the time it is embelished by the man. What is the most embarrassing thing that has happen to you in life? You have to tell. It's tell all. *smiles. Out of all the famous people in the world. If you had the chance to choose just one to have sex with ...who would it be? Angelina Jolie doesn't count...everyone wants to have sex with her...even women. Out of all the people that you know...besides your significant other...Who do you trust more? What person drives you the craziest? What is the best dream you ever had? What is the worse dream you ever had? What is the best sexual dream you ever had? Have you ever cried as an adult and if yes....why? Ok..that is all for now. I expect real answer...no round about answer...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 You expect straight answers? Have you even been reading this thread? Ok, I'll do my best... Speaking of Teeth and Penis....What size is yours? I don't mean your teeth either. Actually, Maybe, Jess should answer this one...seeing how most of the time it is embelished by the man. Hmm. Well since I don't want to disappoint your expectations (in my embellishment) I'm gonna hafta go with, I dunno, 10 inches. Ask Jess, she'll give you a straight (and often slightly to the right) answer What is the most embarrassing thing that has happen to you in life? Well...remember that car accident I was in a few years back where I broke my legs? Yeah, haven't really told anybody, but it was laundry day that day...and I was outta underwear...so when they cut those jeans off me...well, let's just say there are a lot more people who could give you an honest answer to your first question than I would prefer... Out of all the famous people in the world. If you had the chance to choose just one to have sex with ...who would it be? Can't believe you disqualified Angie, for me. That's not fair. That just leaves me with Jessica Alba. Or Elisha Cuthbert. Or Halle Berry. Or Sofia Vergara. Or Rosario Dawson. Or Sienna Miller. Or Stacey Ferguson. Or Jessica Biel. Or Monica Bellucci. Or...HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PICK JUST ONE?! Out of all the people that you know...besides your significant other...Who do you trust more? My cat. Okok, people I trust people I trust, let's see. Admittedly, the list is very very small, and even those I say I trust, I usually don't trust as much as I could, but ok...I trust...Sig...I trust my friend Val. I trust you. That's about it, really. What person drives you the craziest? In what way? Frustrating? Sig frustrates me a lot You drive me crazy a lot, but in a different way. My cat drives me crazy when she seems to confuse bed time with pet-me-time. What is the best dream you ever had? I once had this really cool X-Files dream. It wasn't necessarily good because of what happened in it, but mostly just because of how well it was directed. I don't know how anybody else dreams. I've heard some people say they dream in black and white, some say they dream in first-person. I dream in widescreen, complete with camera work, and this X-Files dream was the best one I've had. It had pans, it had crane shots, it had this fantastic slow-motion reveal. Was bloody brilliant. What is the worse dream you ever had? I once dreamt I lost Jess in a car accident. She just never made it home. Most of the time when I've dreamed about someone I know dying, it covers all the basic stuff - the phone call informing you what happened, the hospital, the funeral - but this dream was worse, it blew through all that and instead made me linger on things like coming home to an empty apartment, sleeping on the couch because I couldn't stand to be in the bed alone, getting letters and phone calls meant for her. I remember practically going down a check list of all the movies, books, places, foods, images and topics of conversation I could no longer enjoy because it reminded me of her. It was a horrible dream. She never really knew exactly why I rolled over that night and held her close, it was because I was just afraid to let go. What is the best sexual dream you ever had? See, now, this is a much better type of dream. Now usually when I have sex dreams, I do dream of somebody specific, but the names will be left out for my own safety ;) Let's see, one of the best ones I've had was a simple dream really, it was just me and a certain someone enjoying a hottub together. But there was just something about the dream that just made it so I could really feel it. I mean, everything from the water around me, to her slick skin, and her wet hair clinging to me, I could actually feel it all. That was one helluva dream. I also had a great dream where me and one girl met after our highschool graduation (blew off all those dumb parties) and got a hotel room together. One of those really nice expensive rooms, with a balcony that looks out on the city. I remember in the dream she had on this gorgeous blue dress that she got especially for that night, and I took my time taking it off of her, and then, well...it was a really long dream, and I dreamt up some positions I'm not even sure are possible. But they'd be very fun. Have you ever cried as an adult and if yes....why? 'Bout a month back, I had two people I was close to die within two months of each other. I cried both times. I didn't cry when it actually happened, and I didn't cry at the funerals, but both times there was something that happened that just made me break down completely. Nobody saw me - it's been a very long time since someone's seen me cry - and once I got it out it was done, but I cried pretty hard when I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bozie Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 Well...remember that car accident I was in a few years back where I broke my legs? Yeah, haven't really told anybody, but it was laundry day that day...and I was outta underwear...so when they cut those jeans off me...well, let's just say there are a lot more people who could give you an honest answer to your first question than I would prefer... Didn't your Momma every tell you never to leave the house without Clean Underwear on? Well...remember that car accident I was in a few years back where I broke my legs? Yeah, haven't really told anybody, but it was laundry day that day...and I was outta underwear...so when they cut those jeans off me...well, let's just say there are a lot more people who could give you an honest answer to your first question than I would prefer... I can think of another really embarrassing thing that happen to you...Can I tell it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted November 7, 2005 Author Share Posted November 7, 2005 I can think of another really embarrassing thing that happen to you...Can I tell it? NO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Hi, whatcha been up to? How's life treating ya? Do you ever use your talent of drawing for evil? You know...porn and stuff, cause if you do, you should totally post it. If you and Jess were salt and pepper shakers would you be salt or pepper and what type of container would you be? Do you wear slippers? If so what kind are they? Jacket or coat? If you were an inanimate object, what would you be? Would you be a frog or a bunny and why? Are these questions too silly or is there no such thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted December 15, 2005 Author Share Posted December 15, 2005 Hi, whatcha been up to? Not much, about 5'7" How's life treating ya? 'S been busy and a little stressful but not bad, compared to the previous couple months. Thanks for asking. How've you been? Don't answer that, this is my thread. Do you ever use your talent of drawing for evil? You know...porn and stuff, cause if you do, you should totally post it. Y'know, I used to but not recently because...well...you know what, I'll be honest, since I haven't had figure drawing class in a few years and I've missed the excuse and opportunity, I've forgotten how to draw breasts. No, seriously, I used to be fantastic at drawing breasts, but I've forgotten the technique. I need to get back into it and practice more. So if anybody would like to help me out... If you and Jess were salt and pepper shakers would you be salt or pepper and what type of container would you be? She's probably spicier. I guess I'd be salt. I do have a tendency to make people need a drink. Do you wear slippers? If so what kind are they? No, but online I did find a pair of bunny slippers that had the bunny from Monty Python's Holy Grail. I want those. That rabbit's dynamite. Jacket or coat? Leather jacket. If you were an inanimate object, what would you be? A vibrator. Is that really inanimate? It moves, technically... I dunno. Would you be a frog or a bunny and why? Bunnies are cuter. Girls love bunnies. Bunnies have a better sense of humor and carrots taste a helluva lot better than flies. Are these questions too silly or is there no such thing? Confucius say, it is never the question that is silly but the poor demented schmuck who has to come up with the answer. Yeah, Confucius used the word "schmuck". Few people know he was Jewish. Interesting historical tidbit there, my thread is full of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 'S been busy and a little stressful but not bad, compared to the previous couple months. Thanks for asking. How've you been? Don't answer that, this is my thread. I wasn't gonna, if you really want to know you can ask in my question thread. So if anybody would like to help me out... Don't you have Jess there? Doesn't she have the boobies? yeah she does. Why don't you just ask her? Or did you need like 3 women at once? A vibrator. Is that really inanimate? It moves, technically... I dunno. Everyone always says a vibrator, well men and lesbians, and bi-girls. What if you became a dildo and you were bought by some 829 lb. woman who thought her vagina was that fold a little to the left of her actual vagina, and one day, amidst rubbing you in her folds of sweaty love, you slipped and went into her actual vagina, but she hadn't washed it in 3 years cause she kept missing it and now you are stuck in some smelly, love cave?? what then huh? would you still want to be a vibrator then? huh? would ya? I realize that story probably could have been condensed, but I don't have your talent with words and all. Confucius say, it is never the question that is silly but the poor demented schmuck who has to come up with the answer. Yeah, Confucius used the word "schmuck". Few people know he was Jewish. Interesting historical tidbit there, my thread is full of those. I thought you were going to say that the person asking them was silly (which I am) but Im glad you called yourself silly, cause I would probably quit asking you silly questions if you called me silly (in a mean way) you know what I meant. Do you like cheese balls? not cheese covered testicles (which aren't bad), but regular cheese balls, that you eat on crackers and what not. What do you hate most about yourself? What do you love most about yourself? What is the screen saver on your computer? What's the desktop image? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 What's the story with the Documentary, Rock Bottom: From Hell to Redemption? I heard Jason Mewes doesn't want it released because of the way the doc protrays him. I've also hear Kevin Smith blocked it's release. It seems like nothing I've read has been anything but speculation or completely talking-out-of-ass. What's the deal? I figured if anyone knew, I'd be Mr View Askew, DJ Rubenstein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted December 27, 2005 Share Posted December 27, 2005 B.U.M.P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted January 17, 2006 Share Posted January 17, 2006 Did you quit answering your questions? Have you let your fans down? I miss your witty wisdom in all things great and stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 Don't you have Jess there? Doesn't she have the boobies? yeah she does. Why don't you just ask her? Or did you need like 3 women at once? Quite simple, really, the more examples of boobies that I get, the easier it is to practice. Besides, I need to be able to draw a variety of boobies. Big ones, small ones, fake ones, natural ones, boobies of all shapes and sizes. For the good of my career, I need all the boobie examples that I can get. Everyone always says a vibrator, well men and lesbians, and bi-girls. What if you became a dildo and you were bought by some 829 lb. woman who thought her vagina was that fold a little to the left of her actual vagina, and one day, amidst rubbing you in her folds of sweaty love, you slipped and went into her actual vagina, but she hadn't washed it in 3 years cause she kept missing it and now you are stuck in some smelly, love cave?? what then huh? I, uh...I guess then I would thank god that, as a vibrator, I did not posess eyes, ears, a sense of smell or any sort of consciousness about the situation that I am in. I thought you were going to say that the person asking them was silly (which I am) but Im glad you called yourself silly, cause I would probably quit asking you silly questions if you called me silly (in a mean way) you know what I meant. Seriously? You'd stop asking questions just because I called you silly? Tsk, where's the loyalty these days? Do you like cheese balls? not cheese covered testicles (which aren't bad), but regular cheese balls, that you eat on crackers and what not. Yes I enjoy the non-testicular kind of cheese balls. And I must know, really, have you had cheese covered testicles and honestly what posessed you to cover testicles in cheese in the first place? What do you hate most about yourself? I hate that I'm a procrastinator (see how long it took me to get to these questions?) I hate that I sometimes come across a little cold emotionally. I hate that I'm such a sucker for a pretty face What do you love most about yourself? I love that I can keep my sense of humor through most anything. In fact, the worse things get the more I need it. What is the screen saver on your computer? What's the desktop image? Screensaver? We don't need no steenking screensaver! But desktops I have. On one computer (my "working" computer) I usually have a desktop that features whatever my most recent illustration is (currently it's this.) My other computer (my "playing" computer) has a desktop of some randomly chosen gorgeous woman - today's being the deliriously beautiful Shakira. What's the story with the Documentary, Rock Bottom: From Hell to Redemption? I heard Jason Mewes doesn't want it released because of the way the doc protrays him. I've also hear Kevin Smith blocked it's release. It seems like nothing I've read has been anything but speculation or completely talking-out-of-ass. What's the deal? I figured if anyone knew, I'd be Mr View Askew, DJ Rubenstein. That's Rubinstein, but who's counting? You know about as much as I do, it's in legal limbo because Mewes and his lawyers are trying to have it blocked. I don't know if Kevin Smith is involved in that or not, but since the last I heard of it was mid-2004 sometime, I'm guessing Mewes was pretty successful. Did you quit answering your questions? Have you let your fans down? I miss your witty wisdom in all things great and stupid. Nono, I didn't quit I just took a long break. Y'know, a vacation away from my responsibilities - like Dave Chappelle, or like the President does every two weeks. Sometimes it's necessary. But I'm back, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 why did they make yellow milk jugs to block out the light which evaporates vitimin D... when the fridge light -gasp- actually goes out when you close the door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted January 18, 2006 Author Share Posted January 18, 2006 why did they make yellow milk jugs to block out the light which evaporates vitimin D... when the fridge light -gasp- actually goes out when you close the door? ...because it sits on a flourescently lit grocery store shelf for days at a time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted January 18, 2006 Share Posted January 18, 2006 Seriously? You'd stop asking questions just because I called you silly? Tsk, where's the loyalty these days? Well, I meant that if you didn't enjoy my questions and just thought they were silly and a waste of your time, then why should I bother you? I'm of the mind to have people like me, I know that sounds silly, but I don't like when people don't like me. Yes I enjoy the non-testicular kind of cheese balls. And I must know, really, have you had cheese covered testicles and honestly what posessed you to cover testicles in cheese in the first place? Well you know if you lay around nekkid with your significant other and you're eating and cheese falls on your balls and your significant other licks it off? I'll lick almost anything off of a man's privates. I said ALMOST anything, nothing gross. I hate that I'm a procrastinator (see how long it took me to get to these questions?) I hate that I sometimes come across a little cold emotionally. I hate that I'm such a sucker for a pretty face Isn't everyone a sucker for a pretty face until they get to know the person? Nono, I didn't quit I just took a long break. Y'know, a vacation away from my responsibilities - like Dave Chappelle, or like the President does every two weeks. Sometimes it's necessary. But I'm back, baby! Ha! That was good. I'm glad you're back as I'm sure your other fans are as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Did you have a good birthday? What was your favorite gift? Did Jess jump nekkid out of a cake for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted January 30, 2006 Author Share Posted January 30, 2006 Did you have a good birthday? It was pretty good, yeah. Uneventful but that's just how I wanted it. What was your favorite gift? Rather fond of the console games my Jess got me. Particularly the Punisher one which, I've found, is a great way to relieve stress and vent off aggression. Did Jess jump nekkid out of a cake for you? Sadly no, no nekkid Jess for my birthday :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted January 30, 2006 Share Posted January 30, 2006 Sadly no, no nekkid Jess for my birthday :( .....at ALL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 'Fraid so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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