Signal08 Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 You looked it up in the yiddish dictionary, didn't you? And there's this waitress there that...ohmigod...she's so hot...Sig, you have to see her next time you're in town, she's just...wow...Jess an' I both kinda have a bit of a crush on her. 1... what I can't be wise and just know what it means w/o looking it up? psh, please brother... but yes, you are right I did. 2... is she jennavieve-like quality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 22, 2005 Share Posted April 22, 2005 You obviously don't know how the hot dog was originally invented. Those wacky Germans... No I dont, please explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 22, 2005 Author Share Posted April 22, 2005 1... what I can't be wise and just know what it means w/o looking it up? psh, please brother... but yes, you are right I did. 2... is she jennavieve-like quality? 1. Well it's got slightly different implications than just "crazy". I'm not sure how to explain it, but "crazy person" is just kinda a definition because it's close enough. And I happened to know that that's just what the yiddish dictionary has as a definition. 2. Less slutty, just as hot. Cuter. Technically a little tall for me, but hey, no one's perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 22, 2005 Author Share Posted April 22, 2005 No I dont, please explain. This was before PETA... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 And there's this waitress there that...ohmigod...she's so hot...Sig, you have to see her next time you're in town, she's just...wow...Jess an' I both kinda have a bit of a crush on her. I call it a crush but really it's pure unadulterated hot sweaty lust... mmmm... Ashleigh... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChristyandJake Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 That's why penises are called meat??? what? lol nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 No, that's what hotdogs are made out of. It's ok, I answer my questions on all sorts of separate dimensions of reality, I understand it can be a bit confusing at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 yes twas confusing. lol Thank you for clarifying that. I will never eat another hot dog again, even though I love them. I dont want anymore weenie dogs getting dead. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 Little Frankie says "thankyou" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 I was just joking, I'm totally going to still eat hot dogs, WITH CHILI as to not taste the weiner dog so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 23, 2005 Author Share Posted April 23, 2005 You're gonna make Little Frankie cry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 Little Frankie says "thankyou" HE'S SOO CUTE!!!! Do you like Mimosa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesi Posted April 23, 2005 Share Posted April 23, 2005 I was just joking, I'm totally going to still eat hot dogs, WITH CHILI as to not taste the weiner dog so much. mmmm... chili dogs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 24, 2005 Share Posted April 24, 2005 chili dogs are the shit, and im about to go eat one right now, with extra weiner dog. lol yes yes that was stupid of me to say and I could delete it but i aint gonna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperEeyore Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 You know....for whinning in Jess'es thread that you don't get asked questions anymore you sure don't like to answer questions. Don't complain when people don't ask you stuff. damn it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 Oh...no. Anything else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 28, 2005 Share Posted April 28, 2005 When watching porn, which gets you hard/off the most? Audio or Visual? If you could have a threesome with ANY hondonion, who would it be? Are these questions out of line? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 28, 2005 Author Share Posted April 28, 2005 When watching porn, which gets you hard/off the most? Audio or Visual? If you could have a threesome with ANY hondonion, who would it be? Are these questions out of line? lol Well that kinda depends on what sort of stimulation I'm in the mood for at the time. I think it's safe to say that the visuals get me hard/off the most, but the badly-faked orgasms and the hilarious attempts at dialogue make for a kind of comedy that simply cannot be duplicated. So...yeah...I'd rather watch porn with the sound turned off if I'm going to be using it for its intended purpose. Aw c'mon, just a threesome? I don't know if I'd really want to rank any of you beautiful ladies higher than the others like that. For that matter, I'm not sure if I really want to frighten one of you any more than I frighten the others. No. No I cannot. You all rank a very prestigious second for me. Nothing is out of line! Unless you wanna know my ATM pin number. That's fuckin' personal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 Now DJ, I didn't just mean a threesome with another lady. You can pick a man if you want! And also, what about the home made porns where some of the time it isn't faked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 29, 2005 Author Share Posted April 29, 2005 Now DJ, I didn't just mean a threesome with another lady. You can pick a man if you want! And also, what about the home made porns where some of the time it isn't faked? And let any of them get their hands on my Jessica? Heeeeeeells no. Homemade porn is still usually pretty funny, because unless the people are trained porn actors (hehe, I just wanted to say that phrase outloud - "trained porn actors") they usually make even more hilarious noises and ridiculous faces than the professionals. Plus the camerawork is often pretty laughable. If I wanna see crappy camerawork I'll go watch Clerks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 29, 2005 Share Posted April 29, 2005 How do you feel about the term "porn thespians"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 29, 2005 Author Share Posted April 29, 2005 How do you feel about the term "porn thespians"? I think it's brilliant solely for the fact that there would be a specific subgroup that would have to be referred to as "lesbian thesbians" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 What is your favorite thing about foreplay? besides oral obviously Your favorite thing to do her her? Favorite thing you like having done to you? Do you think the new Dukes of Hazzard movie is going to be good? Do you like Johnny Knoxville? hes great lol Do you like Jessica Simpson as an actress? not her body, thats a different question. Did you like HHGTTG? What was your favorite part? For me it was hard to choose between Alan Rickman and Sam Rockwell. I havent asked questions in here forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted May 2, 2005 Share Posted May 2, 2005 What is your favorite type of pornography, pics, stories, or movies? What type of porn do you usually watch, straight, lesbian, or gay? lol Do you like questions about sex or do they make you uncomfortable, cause I dont think they make Rubys Angel uncomfortable, do they? Do you like the game Twister? Barrell of Monkeys? What's your favorite board game? Favorite card game? Favorite sex game? Favorite drinking game? Do you smoke the pot? If you do what do you do when you're high? besides sex obviously lol Do you think I use lol too much? I do but I cant help it. If you could be any type of dog what would you be? Why do you think cheese is called cheese and not something else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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