pictureofdorian Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 I only have two of his dvds so far - Dress to Kill and Circle (for the record, I like D2K the best) - but I'm working on completing the collection. Christy and I found all of em at the tower records here in dallas... I love all of them way too much to pick a favorite though.. question... IM Ron Burgendy? and Would you be shocked to death if you had to answer a REAL question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike Bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 9, 2005 Author Share Posted April 9, 2005 Would you be shocked to death if you had to answer a REAL question? Yes, probably. What Would Jesus Do for a Klondike Bar? I've answered this question before in my LiveJournal, but for the sake of everyone here, I shall do so again. What would Jesus do for Klondike Bar? I bet he'd do a lot. Walk on water. Fly. Heal the sick. In fact, I wonder if that's really what the whole New Testament was about? Maybe a couple decades after the fact all the Christians got together and thought it was best to change it: "Y'know...this whole giving-up-his-life-for-a-Klondike-Bar thing might end up seeming a little unimpressive to future generations. Maybe we should make it something a little bigger?" "Well like what? An icecream sandwich?" "No, I dunno, something like...uh...eternal salvation." "Eh, I guess... but does that mean we can't celebrate the Resurrection with dessert anymore?" "Wait, fuck that, I'm not giving up the dessert, we'll keep the dessert in our celebrations" "But how will we explain to future generations the relationship between the crucifixion and chocolate? That just doesn't make any sense!" "We'll add bunnies to the mix" "Praise the Lord! Everything has become so clear!" On a related note, how does St Peter eat a Reeses? Upside down. Aaaaand I'm going to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Jax Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 On a related note, how does St Peter eat a Reeses? Upside down. Aaaaand I'm going to hell. Ha! You may be going to hell, but it's worth if for that joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 What's your favorite animal? What color are your eyes? What's your favorits color? Do you believe in something that no one else believes in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 10, 2005 Author Share Posted April 10, 2005 What's your favorite animal? What color are your eyes? What's your favorits color? Do you believe in something that no one else believes in? I'm terribly fond of my cats. blue...a very nice blue, so I'm told. I can't really see 'em myself. aquamarine I believe...that...the children are our future. I mean, you can teach them well, but listen, you gotta let them lead the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 What kind of music do you listen to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Do you like Brak's Song "I Love You Baby"????? Do you like the Brak show? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 What would you consider a serious question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 11, 2005 Author Share Posted April 11, 2005 What kind of music do you listen to? Classic and contemporary rock, mostly. Alternative. Anything with a good beat, good guitars an' good vocals. Do you like Brak's Song "I Love You Baby"????? Do you like the Brak show? Yes aaaaaaaand yes What would you consider a serious question? That Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalHeart Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 What song would you have played at your funeral? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pictureofdorian Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 What song would you have played at your funeral? oh thats a good question... lol i wish i had asked it lol hahah dowe valerie and I discussed this after Ian's funeral my questions.. Is my sig picture less scary to you now? Whats your favorite book? Do you spell color and favorite with the U (colour favourite)? If not do you hate it when Americans do? Why does funeral have the word FUN in it... funerals are so not fun? :( Are any of those what you would consider a serious question? and if so are you dead from the shock? thats all for now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 12, 2005 Share Posted April 12, 2005 Do you like Spam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 13, 2005 Author Share Posted April 13, 2005 What song would you have played at your funeral? Hmm, I think I'd like to have Mm'Bop played at full volume so that I suddenly become the luckiest person in the room. Death's not so bad if you get to torture the relatives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 13, 2005 Author Share Posted April 13, 2005 Is my sig picture less scary to you now? Much, thankyou. Whats your favorite book? The Gospel According to Saint Bastard No, I dunno, I can't pick a favorite, I like many. Do comic books count? Then I like even more. Do you spell color and favorite with the U (colour favourite)? I do, whenever possible, even though I'm American. I also spell theatre...uh...like that. And I pronounce "erbs" as "herbs" because there's a fucking H in it. And I spell through like "thruff" Why does funeral have the word FUN in it... funerals are so not fun? I don't know, why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? Are any of those what you would consider a serious question?and if so are you dead from the shock? Why yes, a couple of those were serious questions, and I nbhjyjyjikumujmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 13, 2005 Author Share Posted April 13, 2005 Do you like Spam? Please note that for the sake of accuracy, I really did slam my head onto the keyboard for that last question. But I have risen again. Rejoice and sing my praises. And yes, I like spamalot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 Why did you slam your head into the keyboard? It's a legitimate question. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 If you could make up a word and have it published in Webster's, what would it be and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 If you could make up a Dance what would it be? But it has to be a real one not a crap one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 13, 2005 Share Posted April 13, 2005 What is your new Sig from cause I could swear Ive seen it before (unless I havent) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 Why did you slam your head into the keyboard? It's a legitimate question. lol I slammed my head on the keyboard because I was...faking death. You asked a serious question about whether or not I'd die if you asked a serious question and I... well, look, you need to keep up with me on these things, we gotta keep the synergy going. If you could make up a word and have it published in Webster's, what would it be and why? I wouldn't really make up a word, so much as I would change a word. Long ago I decided to stop using the past tense of "explode" because I think it sounds silly and redundant. So if I had the power, the past tense of "explode" would forever become "explew". Same goes for "implode". If you could make up a Dance what would it be? But it has to be a real one not a crap one. Wait, you say it has to be a real dance, but I'd be completely making it up. You have sown the seeds of contradiction with your question and now my answer is reaping confusion... What is your new Sig from cause I could swear Ive seen it before (unless I havent) smile.gif It, and my new avatar, and my new LJ icon are all from the video for TISM's very funny and often appropiate song Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Signal08 Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 And I pronounce "erbs" as "herbs" because there's a fucking H in it. that cracked my shit up... never did undertsand why they spell something so differently than it sounds. English language would be a lil easier if it was spelled like it was effing said. ? ? ? how many seconds does something have to be on the ground from falling, before you throw it away as opposed to eating it? 3 ? 5? so many people have different time standards, and I, for one, would like to know your standards ol buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 ? ? ? how many seconds does something have to be on the ground from falling, before you throw it away as opposed to eating it? 3 ? 5? so many people have different time standards, and I, for one, would like to know your standards ol buddy. In general, the 5-second rule applies, however there are some very specific instances that require a change of the rules. 1. Milk. Milk has a no second rule. Once milk hits the ground, you really shouldn't try to salvage it, nor should you cry, you big fuckin' baby! 2. Bread. 5-second rule only applies when the bread lands butter side up, so obviously the 5-second rule never applies. 3. Gum. Now technically, the 5-second rule can apply to gum, but it'll take you longer than five seconds to get that crap off the pavement, so it's a useless endeavor. It should also be noted, and this is more of a personal preference than an official rule, woman can lie on the ground for hours and I still have no qualms against eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristyandJake Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 Sorry sometimes Im retarded and I dont remember everything that I've typed, as Im sure you dont either. Sorry I lost the synergy. When I said it had to be a real made up dance I meant that it had to make sense and couldnt be stupid. Sorry for the confusion. So.........you didnt have to be mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Bob Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 I wasn't being mean, I was being confused. You couldn't see it on my face? Confused: Mean: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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